New Duke Nukem Forever screenshot!!!

[Jesus of Nazareth]

http://www.duke4.net/news.php?extend.229.2

Awesome shit, assuming it ever comes out. Preferably before I must begin the Rapture. :D

 

[GeneralSamov]

Why does Duke look like Bruce Willis?

 

[ghostdog]

Because he is a die hard sonofabitch.

 

[DiverNB]

OCTOBRAIN!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

STRIPPERS!

edit: I mean, EXOTIC DANCERS!

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

LITHUANIAN HITMEN!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

ANDYMAN MESSIAH IS ONLY FUNNY WHEN HE'S DRUNK!

Hey, if you have time to abuse MY CODEX MEME!!! then you sure as hell have time to put together Quest for Glory-updates! Do it! I wanna see Jack Bauer go up against Cthulhu. Now! Come on, come on!

 

[racofer]

Place your bets on what comes out first: Duke Nukem Forever or TSLRP. Perhaps 2012 to the end of times?

 

[Fat Dragon]

I can't tell if he's walking away in disgust or saddened that he has to leave. The shades make it hard to tell but it's obious he's not happy.

 

[Fez]

Duke's turned gay. One of the new and exciting plot twists for DNF.

 

[Kingston]

How many polygons on those titties?

 

[Fez]

A quintillion. Normal-mapping, megatextures or whatever else is the latest "must have" are all present.

You will be able to see the fear in the stripper's eye.

 

[Dire Roach]

I can't tell if he's walking away in disgust or saddened that he has to leave. The shades make it hard to tell but it's obious he's not happy.

Duke's steroid abuse has finally taken its toll and he must now battle his worst enemy yet: Erectile Dysfunction.

 

[Fat Dragon]

 

[JarlFrank]

I wonder how long it takes them to make another engine-change. I mean, this sure looks good, BUT IT'S NEVER AWESOME ENOUGH FOR DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!

Also, the game has to live up to its title by having a development time that takes FOREVER.

 

[shihonage]

Those strippers they used for motion capture of the 2001 trailer are probably retired now.

 

[DefJam101]

Blooooooooom.

 

[Higher Game]

Come get some. :twisted:

 

[A user named cat]

He actually looks a lot like a young Mickey Rourke in that shot. Wonder if that was on purpose.

 

[Riso]

Duke looks kinda like Mickey Rouke now.

 

[shihonage]

That picture of Mickey Rourke looks a bit like Duke Nukem. Anyone else notice the resemblance ?

 

[Major_Blackhart]

There is no Mickey Rourke, there is only Zuu- err, I mean Duke Nukem.

 

[sportforredneck]

Look it's plagiarism..I mean Duke Nukem.

 

[DefJam101]

Shitty thread, 2/10.

 

[flabbyjack]

Old news http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/11/3/