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T'was the eighteenth of Millenium Two
And thirsty was our Microsoft who
Watched EA sell Mass Effect
For lods emone, quite erect.
"A Bioware we shall have, too!"
But now they faced a troubling quandry!
Whom to purchase, whose dirty laundry
Would they pick, air, and wash clean?
Bookmen dispatched to check out and glean
A fine choice of dev, hoping no Ponzi.
First was BethSoft, large and pricey;
To pay their fee was looking a bit dicey.
They made two mainly, Fallout and Skyrim,
And Todd endeavored to make fans like him,
Buy more copies, and play them slightly.
The second was Blizzard, their domain online,
Profits quite high from stolen IPs they decline
With crappy mechanics suited for many players,
Popamole to the extreme, and plenty of naysayers.
How could one buy with only gold, a goldmine?
Thus thwarted from fast gains, the company rose
And searched and besought a place with some woes
They saw Oblivion (not the Scrolls entry),
And sent some lawyers with branch of olive-tree
To secure their interests, holdings and souls.
"Look world, now we have a developer
Of RPGs, soon massive and multiplayer
To beat ME and ESV:S and Fallout and WoW,
With big bucks dumped deep in their bowels,
They'll make us AAAs headed by Sawyer!"
"Microsoft's Bioware"
And thirsty was our Microsoft who
Watched EA sell Mass Effect
For lods emone, quite erect.
"A Bioware we shall have, too!"
But now they faced a troubling quandry!
Whom to purchase, whose dirty laundry
Would they pick, air, and wash clean?
Bookmen dispatched to check out and glean
A fine choice of dev, hoping no Ponzi.
First was BethSoft, large and pricey;
To pay their fee was looking a bit dicey.
They made two mainly, Fallout and Skyrim,
And Todd endeavored to make fans like him,
Buy more copies, and play them slightly.
The second was Blizzard, their domain online,
Profits quite high from stolen IPs they decline
With crappy mechanics suited for many players,
Popamole to the extreme, and plenty of naysayers.
How could one buy with only gold, a goldmine?
Thus thwarted from fast gains, the company rose
And searched and besought a place with some woes
They saw Oblivion (not the Scrolls entry),
And sent some lawyers with branch of olive-tree
To secure their interests, holdings and souls.
"Look world, now we have a developer
Of RPGs, soon massive and multiplayer
To beat ME and ESV:S and Fallout and WoW,
With big bucks dumped deep in their bowels,
They'll make us AAAs headed by Sawyer!"
"Microsoft's Bioware"