OMG AWESOME

[Tails]

I luv Codex.

 

[a budda]

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 10
Agility: 10
Luck: 8

pretty on target, should trade 3 agility for perception (where's my fcucking sniperrifle) 'cause i ate a "proper" amount of mushrooms have poor eyesight though so 7 would be accurate, not to mention my glorious 10 charisma

:lookingforweedtogetmoreimmershun:

 

[ixg]

All i wanted to do was read GD but no i had to play some game first

 

[Mangoose]

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 9
Agility: 10
Luck: 8

* Defeated the troll.
* Equipped the ring.
* Deferred Success. (8)
* Defeated the Multi-Headed Dick.
* Activated a FATE unlock code.
* Defeated Ian Miles Rex "Sol Invictus" Exitium Cheong.
* Opened the box. (8)
* Engaged in Rat Diplomacy.
* Engaged in an act of piracy.
* Paid for access to the Adventure Gaming forum.
* Defeated Pete Hines.
* Wearing Pete's sexy shades.
* Exchanged opinions with Vault Dweller.
* Discovered that Djinn do exist on the Codex.
* Defeated the Hive Mind.
* Discovered the key to understanding the Codex.
* Encountered Cleveland Mark Blakemore.
* Defeated Cleveland Mark Blakemore.

 

[ixg]

Also the graphics are pretty shit

 

[Elwro]

And no matter what I do I cannot get rid of fucking Rex

you gotta find a way to get troika another free ride

I intellectually punched him in the face.

Me too, had almost empty inventory back then...

 

[Lonely Vazdru]

Let us consume their essence and absorb their Join Date.

This.

 

[Murk]

haha, so many viable character build options!

 

[Fucking Quality Poster]

All i wanted to do was read GD but no i had to play some game first

ixg,

You aren't one of us.

 

[ElectricOtter]

this is better than 90% of recent rpgs

Strength: 1
Perception: 7
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 9
Luck: 4

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Strength: 1
Perception: 9
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 9
Luck: 1



In other words, almost a pure crafting character. Which is pretty much what I play anyway.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Is it just me or does almost everyone have 1 strength and endurance? Are DU trying to say that we are weaklings?

 

[Sceptic]

And no matter what I do I cannot get rid of fucking Rex

you gotta find a way to get troika another free ride

I intellectually punched him in the face.

You'll notice my stats are shit so they're never an option.

I still can't get past VD. I have the feeling I need to get in Adventure Gaming first but that's too much grinding.

 

[Elwro]

I had 10 Endurance

 

[Fucking Quality Poster]

how can i gather the money to get into adventure gaming? :S

 

[Murk]

I still can't get past VD. I have the feeling I need to get in Adventure Gaming first but that's too much grinding.

I used my Int stat to get through.

how can i gather the money to get into adventure gaming? :S

you get 'random encounters' by going into threads all over the forum, a lot of which is just "you found X amount of KKK".

my stats:
str: 2
per: 4
end: 3
cha: 5
int: 7
agi: 8
luck: 6

Not too dissimilar to what I'd usually play but I'd probably dump luck and endurance into perception, at leat about 3 points

 

[Grunker]

Yarr, I be done! Couldn't figure out how to move on at the last bit, but then suddenly The Final Boss(tm) just showed up outta nowhere. Is it just me or was there a lot of useless items?

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 1
Charisma: 3
Intelligence: 2
Agility: 9
Luck: 3

• Defeated the troll.
• Equipped the ring.
• Deferred Success. (17)
• Defeated the Multi-Headed Dick.
• Practiced Safe Sex.
• Activated a FATE unlock code.
• Defeated Ian Miles Rex "Sol Invictus" Exitium Cheong.
• Obtained a free ride.
• Opened the box.
• Engaged in Rat Diplomacy.
• Engaged in an act of piracy.
• Refused to take something physical from an inventory.
• Paid for access to the Adventure Gaming forum.
• Defeated Pete Hines.
• Wearing Pete's sexy shades.
• Exchanged opinions with Vault Dweller.
• Discovered that Djinn do exist on the Codex.
• Defeated the Hive Mind.
• Discovered the key to understanding the Codex.

 

[Humanophage]

Strength: 1
Perception: 6
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 10
Agility: 10
Luck: 1

A true min/maxer and the quintessential Codexian, perhaps. Still playing. Stats-influenced choose-your-own-adventure is quite possibly my favourite genre.

[Endurance] Run...

[Agility] Run!!!

 

[Kz3r0]

The gold bar what's for ?

 

[Szioul]

This is the best April's fool I've seen in 15+ years online. "OMG AWESOME" doesn't even begin to describe it. Well done DU.

It's almost a shame to have this as only an April's fool... but if it stays forever it'll stop being funny eventually and that would be a shame.

This.

 

[tarkin]

That was great. Best april fools ever.

How did you defeat Cleve? I used the shotgun to break him into little pieces, wonder if baby meat would work?

 

[Erzherzog]

All i wanted to do was read GD but no i had to play some game first

 

[Lonely Vazdru]

Congratulations DU, you made me click places I had never clicked before.

 

[The Vanished One]

Great, wasting time at 2 in the morning. Thanks DU :D

But what do we do with the stuff we find after finding the key?

----

Strength: 1
Perception: 8
Endurance: 5
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 9
Agility: 9
Luck: 8

* Defeated the troll.
* Equipped the ring.
* Deferred Success. (2)
* Defeated the Multi-Headed Dick.
* Activated a FATE unlock code.
* Defeated Ian Miles Rex "Sol Invictus" Exitium Cheong.
* Opened the box. (3)
* Engaged in Rat Diplomacy.
* Refused to take something physical from an inventory.
* Paid for access to the Adventure Gaming forum.
* Defeated Pete Hines.
* Wearing Pete's sexy shades.
* Exchanged opinions with Vault Dweller.
* Discovered that Djinn do exist on the Codex.
* Defeated the Hive Mind.
* Discovered the key to understanding the Codex.
* Encountered Cleveland Mark Blakemore.
* Defeated Cleveland Mark Blakemore.


edit: also, too much grinding

 

[Kz3r0]

Now I have a poker set, for a better role playing experience.