Pathfinder Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous Pre-DLC Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

So has anyone figured out how to get to that chest guarded by a shadow demon?

The one in the basement?
Detect invisibility or some similar shit to spot the fucker, and then you need to hit him very hard with weapons.

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

I mean, where are guyslike Kheldorn, Anomen, Durance, Harrim, Valerie, Aribeth and so forth? Nobody wants to fight demons for religious reasons or to help people? You could switch the cast of characters with any party-based RPG at random and the companions would fit the game better.

Do not worry anon it is okay anon because all religious force was kill by cuckold dwarf! It is true anon! It is!

 

[Ibn Sina]

Impressions so far: the game is quite fun. It also feels like a fucking clown show.

So there is this World Wound - a passage to the abyss that is littered with demons. Obviously only the most dedicated and zealous holy warriors would want to fight against something like that. We've all met crusading warriors popping-up here and there in many RPGs, but now we can see what they're up to when they really mean business. So what kind of people will join player on this epic quest to the biggest demonic invasions of all time? So, there's a woman who's writing an encyclopedia, she doesn't really give a shit. There's also that Assimar who was too busy having orgies with his butt-buddies to notice that demons are destroying the city. Also a Tiefling who's mostly interested in stealing shit. There is also a mutant boy, an autistic witch girl and a young noblewoman. They just happened to be in town. Finally we have a Paladin girl who stole her armor and is doing this Paladin shit to get popular.

I mean, where are guys like Kheldorn, Anomen, Durance, Harrim, Valerie, Aribeth and so forth? Nobody wants to fight demons for religious reasons or to help people? You could switch the cast of characters with any party-based RPG at random and the companions would fit the game better.

Your crusaders are pride parade carousals. A demon twink here, a literal semen demon there, a confused man pretending to be a woman, some rich thot with extreme fetishes etc etc.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

So has anyone figured out how to get to that chest guarded by a shadow demon?

The one in the basement?
Detect invisibility or some similar shit to spot the fucker, and then you need to hit him very hard with weapons.

Don't have anything that works, neither spell nor scroll atm. Worth a bother to backtrack later or is the loot meh anyway?

 

[Gangrelrumbler]

I mean, where are guys like

in chapter 2 and 3.

I hope it's not some sort of a funny prank. I'd hate to find vide a video titled "I got a bunch of nerds to play most pozzed game ever made to the end".

 

[Thonius]

People ( writers ) should really learn from the best when they are trying to do grimdark and serious games. They should look into Iron Tower games, Battle Brothers, Black Company books, Prince of Thorns, and maybe even Hemingway. Less is more, alas they are paid per word.

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

Your crusaders are pride parade carousals. A demon twink here, a literal semen demon there, a confused man pretending to be a woman, some rich thot with extreme fetishes etc etc.

It is remaining nonsense anon after country betrayal anon! It is! All bestest anons did die anon in Drezen nonsense anon so it is reflection anon of modern West anon! It is! You are a good anon!

 

[Josh Sawyer Was Right]

Nobody wants to fight demons for religious reasons or to help people?

People who really want to help are volunteering at their local soup kitchen, knocking on doors for progressive challengers in regional elections, or helping to unionize their workplace. Killing demons doesn't improve society, improving society does.

 

[Shadenuat]

I hope it's not some sort of a funny prank. I'd hate to find vide a video titled "I got a bunch of nerds to play most pozzed game ever made to the end".

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

So has anyone figured out how to get to that chest guarded by a shadow demon?

The one in the basement?
Detect invisibility or some similar shit to spot the fucker, and then you need to hit him very hard with weapons.

Don't have anything that works, neither spell nor scroll atm. Worth a bother to backtrack later or is the loot meh anyway?

You should have looted a See Invisibility and a Glitterdust scroll precisely on a corpse in the same room you are supposed to fight the sneaky fucker.
Oh, and be sure you have something that does "phantom/incorporeal damage" or whatever it is called.
Like your talking weapon pal or Cammalia's weapon buff.

 

[Shadenuat]

All bestest anons did die anon in Drezen nonsense anon so it is reflection anon of modern West anon

...are u Desiderius alt when he is sleeping?

People ( writers ) should really learn from the best when they are trying to do grimdark and serious games

Golarion is not grimdark or serious. Doesn't matter the setting.
And don't give them any advice please. I don't want Russian fanfic girls giving me their take on Hemingway.

And for Black Company, I fear that dialogue with Wenduag and Camelia is what these writers "believe" to be such content.

They should have continued to write chars like linzi, jubi, nok, etc.

 

[LannTheStupid]

I want men hamming it up, in large towering metal armors with huge claymore swords resting on their shoulders god dammit

To be honest, this is kind of stupid in the world of working magic and dragons. If you ever read GRRM you might have remembered what happened on the Field of Fire.

...are u Desiderius alt when he is sleeping?

He is a mongrel made from Desiderius and Pink Eye.

 

[frajaq]

FUCK this Shadow Demon in the Cellar holy shit I HATE HIM so much

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

People who really want to help are volunteering at their local soup kitchen, knocking on doors for progressive challengers in regional elections, or helping to unionize their workplace. Killing demons doesn't improve society, improving society does.

No! Progressive do not soup kitchen because they do expend family trust at millenial poop kitchen! They do!

 

[Ghulgothas]

Thing is, my party is only big enough for one stereotypical do-gooder Paladin Crusader big cheese. First opportunity I get, this bitch is gone. Let her holy-roll some other poor sap's adventuring party, I don't need her help. Hit the bricks, lady.

A suitable replacement will pop-up midway through Chapter 2. Along with another if your following the path of death.

 

[Gangrelrumbler]

I mean, where are guyslike Kheldorn, Anomen, Durance, Harrim, Valerie, Aribeth and so forth? Nobody wants to fight demons for religious reasons or to help people? You could switch the cast of characters with any party-based RPG at random and the companions would fit the game better.

Do not worry anon it is okay anon because all religious force was kill by cuckold dwarf! It is true anon! It is!

Is this just shitposting or a reference to something that really happened in PnP Pathfinder? I can no longer tell.

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

...are u Desiderius alt when he is sleeping?

Do not worry anon it is okay anon because I am not Desiderius alt anon! Am not! I am cute heterosexual human male wife scholar! I am!

 

[Shadenuat]

Ugh, your anime tastes are no better than Reinhards.

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

Is this just shitposting or a reference to something that really happened in PnP Pathfinder? I can no longer tell.

What! It is Wrath of Righteous game anon! It is! What! You should read game anon! You should! You are a good anon!

 

[The_Mask]

This whole game makes me ask myself 1 question: Would I have wanted all the SJWisms in the 1st chapter and then slowly going towards nothing, or have the first 5 chapters cool, and the last 1 full of it?

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

Ugh, your anime tastes are no better than Reinhards.

Do not worry anon it is okay anon because I do give you this cute colourful worlds peace song music anon! I do!

 

[smaug]

Does the accomplished sneak attacker feat stack with rogues sneak attack bonuses every other level?

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

He is a mongrel made from Desiderius and Pink Eye.

Give me Monk anon! I do love Monk anon! I do!

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

No! Progressive do not soup kitchen because they do expend family trust at millenial poop kitchen! They do!

You guys think Anonymous Wife Scholar needs help? Like, there's actually a "Help! I was kidnapped by Martians and they're lubing up the probe as I type this!" message encoded somewhere in that drivel?

 

[Anonymous Wife Scholar]

You guys think Anonymous Wife Scholar needs help? Like, there's actually a "Help! I was kidnapped by Martians and they're lubing up the probe as I type this!" message encoded somewhere in that drivel?

Give me cute Martian wife!

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