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Brofisted even before reading based on previous output.Heroes of Might and Balance - A Josh Sawyer Adventure
Brofisted even before reading based on previous output.Heroes of Might and Balance - A Josh Sawyer Adventure
Sawyer spaketh unto his disciples "I foresee arches that shall nevermore be constrained by the philosophy of nature, we shall release them of this unhallowed bond, they will sustain any burden even without keystones."Watched the video, interesting points, but staring at the bridge for that long made me realise that Obsidian REALLY has no clue about architecture - it's really poorly designed, just elements slapped together with no thought beyond (quite superficial) style. (Also pretty hard to make out it is a bridge, and not a weird wall from the viewing angle.)
They picked their way through the statues, heading toward the far side of the immense hall where a strange pink glow illuminated the walls. But a mere 10 steps in Josh sensed movement behind and spun around, readying his weapon. It was a statue of a spearman, beginning to move towards them!
"They're not statues!" yelled Josh, moving protectively towards Roguey. "They were just petrified and it's wearing off!"
Watched the video, interesting points, but staring at the bridge for that long made me realise that Obsidian REALLY has no clue about architecture - it's really poorly designed, just elements slapped together with no thought beyond (quite superficial) style. (Also pretty hard to make out it is a bridge, and not a weird wall from the viewing angle.)
No, it crosses the borders of stupidity if you call a thing a completely unrelated name.
So it doesn't have anything to do with hurrr durr imaginashun.
"Petrification is the process by which organic material is converted into stone."
When a fireball burns, you use your imagination to support the magical fireball. You don't redefine burning. You imagine the fucker roasting like a kebab on fire.
Actually implementing Petrification would go against BALANCE. So lets REDEFINE Petrification! 1111!!!!!!
ALL IS BALANCED.
lol no uhe provides very informed and objective content. Mostly.
The game is full of that stuff. It almost feels like marketing trick, so people would stop thinking Faerun or D&D because "Slowed" in this game is "Hobbled" and orcs are amaua and all that.I propose Obsidian goes all the way and make their dwarves have the characteristics of DnD elves and vice versa. And, FIREball inflict ice damage. And, if people whine I'll just tell them to use their imagine.
I don't really care but I have come to love the overpowered stupid shit from D:OS and hearing stuff like petrification that isn't petrification, inane percentile bonuses to everything, that just screams boring balance to me. The last game where you could abuse teleport that I remember was Heroes IV so D:OS made me really happy. It sounds like if the teleport was in this game, it would only teleport allies who aren't stunned/immobilized and only if there was no enemy in the vicinity. Shit like this, you know. Shit that's not fun. I'll wait and see anyway, maybe it will still be ok.
Seems like I should try D:OS.
Seems like these guys understand what gaming is about, for a change.
You conveniently left out those who have played the beta and are skeptical/disillusioned with the design, while providing legitimate reasons (your felipepes, shadenauts etc . <also, I have no idea what mental gymnastics you're doing to read Sensuki's or VD's impressions as optimistic>)
Also, just because someone hasn't played the beta themselves doesn't mean they are misinformed. That's the Oblivion defense that has been mocked around here for many years. For what it's worth, I've watched around 6 hours of beta footage on both twitch and youtube (more than many have played the beta, I might add) from players whose level of expertise varied from utter retards that didn't understand anything about the game's systems - the Escapist stream - , to obvious IE games pros - a dude whose name escapes (unintended pun) me at the moment who could only get through battles by pausing every 2s and painstakingly reading the awful combat log because, whether you want to admit it or not, right now the game's combat is nothing short of a clusterfuck and the visual feedback is shit shit shit.
Besides that, the obvious shitposters are easy to spot and ignore, and I don't see how the occasional joke at Sawyer's expense detracts from this thread's worth; it's just something that comes with the territory and you've had plenty of time to deal with it in the two years since you've joined. Not to mention, even Sensuki makes fun of the banalce every now and then, all while providing invaluable feedback to Obsidian.
Anyway, sorry to interrupt. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled fanboying program.
"1)who hate the game"
Don't lie, it's rude. I don't hate the game you dumbass.
Anyway, currently I'm considering playing a guy with focus on INT without using any AoEs/duration abilities (once PoE is released) and then whining about how my build is gimped. Where is the banalce?