Game News Pillars of Eternity II Fig Update #17: Intelligent Weapon Stretch Goal, Q&A Stream #4

[an Administrator]

Can we romance the intelligent weapon?

 

[Sizzle]

Can we romance the intelligent weapon?

Probably not - the weapon is going to romance the ship.

 

[Sentinel]

I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!

 

[Gecos]

Can we romance the intelligent weapon?

Yeah, pay $250k and ask Feargus nicely and the $4,75M stretch goal will be yours. Not kidding, if you're thick enough to do all that you really deserve to take your sword to bed (all possible puns intended).

 

[an Administrator]

I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!

You know he was saying that ironically, right?

 

[Morality Games]

You know he was saying that ironically, right?

Basically doesn't matter.

 

[Rev]

You know he was saying that ironically, right?

It is a mystery

 

[Schizophrenic monolog]

You know he was saying that ironically, right?

It is a mystery

Even to me...

 

[Sentinel]

I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!

You know he was saying that ironically, right?

it is a mystery

 

[Bohrain]

Is It me or that Ydwin looks too nerdy?

Spoiler

Cant....Press...Buttons........

Is it just me or does it look like her neck is bending 90+ degrees? It feels like I'm not supposed to see that much from her face from this angle unless she is an owl.

 

[Rev]

it is a mystery

Old

 

[Seaking4]

It was aliens.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!

 

[Turok]

I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!

Jajajaajaj coño me cago de la risa jajajaja.

 

[Turok]

Can we fuck the intelligent weapon?

Fixed.

 

[Ruzen]

Can we fuck the intelligent weapon?

It is actually prestigious of you to seek an intelligent being. Some folks mentality: fuck If breathing.