RPG Writing Hall of Infamy

[HarveyBirdman]

V stands for verbose.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

skyrim...

 

[makchanka]

Troika's Temple of Elemental Evil had some of the worst writing in an RPG ever

Great mechanics though.

 

[Latro]

["Your little skull sponge can't possibly get its grey cells around it"]

It's like the writer intially wrote "You can't wrap your brain around it" and then used a thesaurus on that sentence like a caveman wielding a club.

Something a frail nerd would think sounds cool if spoken irl

 

[HarveyBirdman]

["Your little skull sponge can't possibly get its grey cells around it"]

It's like the writer intially wrote "You can't wrap your brain around it" and then used a thesaurus on that sentence like a caveman wielding a club.

Something a frail nerd would think sounds cool if spoken irl

 

[barghwata]

D:OS , Fallout 3 and Baldur's gay are the holy trinity of shitty writing in my opinion; you could argue that there is much worst out there but these three are the only ones i remember being so bad that they actually offended me. Then again i haven't played Dragon age 2 and Numenera so i probably haven't seen the worst yet.

Other then that, you can count in almost every jrpg in existence.

 

[Narushima]

Something a frail nerd would think sounds cool if spoken irl

Before getting their lights knocked out with one punch.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Dragon Age 2 - It was the beginning of the end for them.

Oh fuck, what a memorable trainwreck.

A three act structure, where each act is a completely separate story that do not flow from one another in any way whatsoever.

Retarded heroic/sarcastic/psychotic dialog options where your PC says the opposite of what you've just picked half the time.

Bland, unlikable characters.

The most annoyingly fake c&c in any RPG ever.

Only thing worse than Dragon Fags II is Dragon Fags III. At least II was entertainingly bad, III was just the most atrocious and boring piece of shit I had ever played, and the characters were unlikable and physically hideous to the point where I suspect an insane person wrote and designed them (remember Sera)?

 

[Mexi]

["Your little skull sponge can't possibly get its grey cells around it"]

It's like the writer intially wrote "You can't wrap your brain around it" and then used a thesaurus on that sentence like a caveman wielding a club.

Something a frail nerd would think sounds cool if spoken irl

Cringe! That's just too much, especially the girl going "Senpai..." Uh, fucking weebs were probably creaming themselves watching this.

 

[Lawntoilet]

DA2&DA3 characters were shit

Varric was probably the only character I liked in either game

I suspect an insane person wrote and designed them (remember Sera)?

You only "supect" this? Haven't you seen BW's current writing staff?

 

[fantadomat]

["Your little skull sponge can't possibly get its grey cells around it"]

It's like the writer intially wrote "You can't wrap your brain around it" and then used a thesaurus on that sentence like a caveman wielding a club.

Something a frail nerd would think sounds cool if spoken irl

And this is what happens in reality lol:

Gona love all those liberal weaktards's delusions about beating stronger people.

 

[luj1]

C2077 writing looks shit too