In Progress RPGCodex Fails at Escort Missions: An Interactive LP of Convoy

[Nevill]

Investigate, duh.

 

[dextermorgan]

Investigate, duh.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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Wow that sounds like something you guys would try to do

obligatory faction pirate flag before battle

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Game. I know that I set the difficulty to Easy but you can throw more then three weak enemies at me

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We found a Shiny Object. I think we can reasonably toss out a taunter to make room for it.

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...Unfortunately, there is no option to shoot it. I would vote for blowing it up if the game gave me that option.

 

[Nevill]

Taking it apart will suffice.

 

[Grimgravy]

Take it apart? Sounds like a plan.

 

[lightbane]

Take it apart? Sounds like a plan.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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Huh, the dialogue wasn't accompanied by the usual *boomcrash* noise.

Our vehicle stats look the same on this page

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But it is only after I leave the screen that Ashley's HP goes down. wierd.

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Did I mention this game is slightly buggy?

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[Nevill]

Can't shoot what you don't approach.

Move in to seize the cargo and kill the crew.

 

[Grimgravy]

Breaker, Breaker, 10-4 good buddy. Radio them.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

I vote that we drive away as quickly as possible in the opposite direction! Who knows what they might try to do to us...

Tiebreaker? Anyone?

 

[lightbane]

Ignore them, lest you end up trapped in an endless circle of bugged encounters.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

no its fine as much as i enjoy you guys i am feeling lazy i'll work on this later maybe play Ring Runner for a few more hours huhwha its been how long since i last posted an update meh later zzzzzz

Oh, right. Update. 1 to 1 to 2 vote says that you goons are seriously running away from this encounter. Fine, fine.

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Our convoy could use repairs and the nearest camp would be our starship...

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HI!



That is a excellent hiding spot wow I would of never of found it otherwise

Why, the spaceship is so close I can do repairs both before and after the battle!

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Earlier we borrowed a shield from someone somewhere

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anddd there is also the laser cannon from the last battle.

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Since I am lazy I am just going to give the shield and laser to Ashley.

The buzzsaw gets converted into scrap metal since I think the laser will be more helpful.

A few upgrades and a short drive later, it is time to
visit the large woman and give her an offer she can't refuse.

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[lightbane]

You're back!

There's only one way to solve this situation:

 

[Nevill]

Do you even need to ask my preferred course of action?

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[Alex Heartnet]

I think I can abide with this decision.

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...Three raiders.

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HEY! That wasn't the full amount that they stole from us! Great, now we will never find it. Ah well, time for repairs and setting back ou

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Now I have to do this entire encounter all over again.

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Whatever lets just hit the road and head to the nearest objecti

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[Nevill]

Give them a lift.

Where did all of our scrap go to?

 

[Azira]

Booze and easy women.

 

[lightbane]

Stop and talk.

 

[Grimgravy]

Give him a lift only if he has his towel.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

Where did all of our scrap go to?

Vehicle upgrades while we were still at the starship.

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[Grimgravy]

He doesn't seem to have his towel. He's not to be trusted. Shoot him or wish him luck.

 

[Nevill]

No towel, no lift.

Shoot him.

 

[lightbane]

Take him along. What's the worst that can happen?

 

[GOREILLAMAN]

BRING HIM WITH.