Screenshot thread

[rusty_shackleford]

I bought a game bundle and it included quantum break, time to pop some time moles

 

[JDR13]

I bought a game bundle and it included quantum break

What site?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I bought a game bundle and it included quantum break

What site?

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/9764/Microsoft_Action_Bundle/
all three looked decent so I got it, otherwise you probably just want to get the game by itself(it's 75% off right now)

 

[rusty_shackleford]

turns out my time mole popper is actually a movie
I mean ... literally a movie. I'm in the middle of a TV show ingame right now that's about 30 minutes long.

 

[A horse of course]

turns out my time mole popper is actually a movie
I mean ... literally a movie. I'm in the middle of a TV show ingame right now that's about 30 minutes long.

Quantum Butt was made during the Xbox division's insane "transmedia" rush, when they were trying to tie everything into their multimedia streaming/subscription services, which resulted in retarded shit like Halo 5's story being written around trying to do a TV show spinoff. Remember that in the early Xbox One days analysts were saying dumb shit about how the Xbone/PS4 would be the last console generation and everything would be built around online streaming. In fairness Remedy don't exactly have the luxury of being able to pick and choose what they want to work on. Control is a shockingly "conventional" game in comparison.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

It's not too bad so far, but it probably should have been less combat oriented and more like a more serious LiS.

 

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[Vorark]

There's a plethora of "metroidvanias" on the market these days but they never scratch the itch that only the holy trinity (Super, Fusion, ZM) and now AM2R can. The SNES/GBA era spritework was masterful, as was the gameplay.

AM2R felt like a long-lost entry straight out Nintendo R&D1, miles better than the appalling Samus Returns. Nintendo couldn't even be bothered to develop it in-house or at the very least handle it to a decent third party studio. Left me with little to no hope for a proper classic Metroid V ever seeing the light.

 

[JDR13]

There's a plethora of "metroidvanias" on the market these days but they never scratch the itch that only the holy trinity (Super, Fusion, ZM) and now AM2R can. The SNES/GBA era spritework was masterful, as was the gameplay.

I think Axiom Verge comes close to being on the same level. You should check that out if you haven't already.

 

[Vorark]

I think Axiom Verge comes close to being on the same level. You should check that out if you haven't already.

I did, was not my cup of tea unfortunately. Thanks for the suggestion, though!

 

[Star Citizen]

Finished Lands of Lore. Shit was ace, tho it did have some boooolshit!!!!!!!! like perma-armor disintegrating mobs, of which nuked one of my party member's armor without me noticing for far too long to load back as I'd missed the audio-cue or something. Shit has a garbage inventory system (Similar to Stonekeep's except limited) and the game requires you lug a lot of items around that you may or may not need to use to progress - this I lucked out on as I held onto shit I thought I might need later but it's very possible to soft-lock your run. I also reached a point where I needed to pick a lock late in the game but my party's rogueskill was too weak to do so, so I had to backtrack to find an axe that boosted it by 1 point, which I'd discarded who the fuk knows how long ago and who the fuk knows where. Luckily it was on the same floor and I'd used it to hold down a pressure plate. P. enjoyable experience overall tho and I've finally completed this trilogy (in reverse too).

 

[Psquit]

Then there's that hilariously try-hard, shoehorned final battle against Ridley that comes out of nowhere.

They try to appeal to the prime players or anyone who played the prime games. I doubt that Nintendo is ever going to make another classic Metroid game. Also, i liked that fan-made Metroid game.

 

[Blonsky]

Black legend

There is a plauge going around town and some cult has the cure, so the king sends a group of criminals to get the cure.

No map, so its difficult to get around, but also should always try to find crates that hold weapons that unlock new classes and abilities.

Combat is turned based and its a bit unique.
Attack abilities place different humors (little triangles) on enemies, and then a special catalyst attack does more damage the more humors the enemy has.

Another usefull tip, turnbased combat starts when you walk in to enemies line of sight, its easy to trigger it when one of the enemies gets to far away from the rest of the group and just hack him down in turn one.

Just having a nice day in the graveyard.

Fun game, alot of classes, gear, exploring, but you need to fight alot of battles just to get around town.

 

[Alienman]

Look interesting but poor reviews on Steam.

 

[Malamert]

Good heavens, finally finished Mary Skelter 2. Absolutely amazing, what a superb and outstanding journey. Lengthy one too! 126 hours to finish. That ending was quite something... May have taken too many screenshots yet again. 2797! Haha!

Spoiler

Yes! This fight is amazing! It's grand, it's perfect, it's superb!

Jack's going nuclear!

;_;7

Spoiler

This is a Superior Duck. Any questions?

Time to beat the crazy out of Cinderella!

Time to beat her again, I guess.

FUCK!

This is my blood farm! The flowers have bloomed! Haha, those rabbits are pretty fat!

Here we go again... Red Riding Hood's lost it.

STOP!

This entire event man... It's perfect.

Spoiler

YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL OTSUU! STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR LYING ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BREASTS!

Chestlet uprising!

Yea, I bet she broke more cups than that.

Dumb chestlets managed to upset Sleeping Beauty.

Devious cowards.

Her mere presence annihilated the treacherous and scheming chestlets!

And at this point they keeled over. Killed by advanced breast envy.

Looks like these two have had enough. They're up to no good!

Shakespearean writing!

It's very effective!

Next gen kind of lazy.

Well then, time to play the Mary Skelter Nightmares Switch remake and get the true ending!

 

[A horse of course]

Good heavens, finally finished Mary Skelter 2. Absolutely amazing, what a superb and outstanding journey. Lengthy one too! 126 hours to finish. That ending was quite something... May have taken too many screenshots yet again. 2797! Haha!

Spoiler

Yes! This fight is amazing! It's grand, it's perfect, it's superb!

Jack's going nuclear!

;_;7

Spoiler

This is a Superior Duck. Any questions?

Time to beat the crazy out of Cinderella!

Time to beat her again, I guess.

FUCK!

This is my blood farm! The flowers have bloomed! Haha, those rabbits are pretty fat!

Here we go again... Red Riding Hood's lost it.

STOP!

This entire event man... It's perfect.

Spoiler

YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL OTSUU! STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR LYING ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BREASTS!

Chestlet uprising!

Yea, I bet she broke more cups than that.

Dumb chestlets managed to upset Sleeping Beauty.

Devious cowards.

Her mere presence annihilated the treacherous and scheming chestlets!

And at this point they keeled over. Killed by advanced breast envy.

Looks like these two have had enough. They're up to no good!

Shakespearean writing!

It's very effective!

Next gen kind of lazy.

Well then, time to play the Mary Skelter Nightmares Switch remake and get the true ending!

The PS2 graphics and animu aesthetics don't mix well here imnsho.

 

[d1r]

Escape from Tarkov
This game looks absolutely fantastic in motion, and the game's mall map (Interchange) is my favourite mall map in the history of gaming.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Black legend

played the game for about 30 minutes and got bored
found the combat very slow and by the numbers, the story might as well not exist, exploring wasn't very interesting
meh

 

[4249]

Loading this page: ~170MB transferred. There's no need to use 3-4MB PNGs for goddamn game screenshots

 

[jackofshadows]

What is this, 2000?

 

[Citizen]

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Loading this page: ~170MB transferred. There's no need to use 3-4MB PNGs for goddamn game screenshots

Unless it's a 2D game your screenshots should be jpeg

 

[PrettyDeadman]

 

[Mark Richard]

After finishing another playthrough of Suzerain, I doubled down on the dictatorial theme and went straight to Tropico 5.

Spoiler

Rather than stacking buildings like Tetris blocks, I wanted to create a layout that was visually appealing and logical. The southeast area is for tourism, the centre for housing, the west for industry, and the east for farmland.

 

[someone else]

Unexplored, best gaem evar!

Hotdog

Bone Dragon

Spider Queen and her kids.