Some info about our shitty space ship
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I keep my priorities straight
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Geez, her face looks kind of fucked up close like that
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But the rest is fine
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I trashed similarly sized box of this crap from my house about eight months ago
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Cookies! Crackers! Biscuits! ^w^
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That looks a bit familiar
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The game looks really nice, this is how it looks on almost lowest settings, most eye candy turned off. IIRC I only left the fancy reflections on.
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Too bad gameplay-wise it's a retarded BioShock with its toys stolen, there are even fucking audio logs
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Some of this stuff looks really shitty on a static screen, that flare in second picture is like the most fucking detailed flare I ever seen, they probably had somebody specifically hired to make all this shit.
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Actually, it's not only BioShock. This game also rips a lot from Dead Space
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Have you come seeking the light, motherfucker?
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Looting ala Borderlands but more annoying lol
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Took me way to long(more than 30 seconds) to notice this fucking button, good thing there was nowhere else to go
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Some spooky screen
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Some dead guy
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Some old school junk, I guess
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Some 1970s style culture?
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Some assholes
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Some maintenance guy with magical wrench to open identically locked doors all over this dump
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For shadow settings on lowest this looks really fucking nice
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We find a bum friend with a hand cannon revolver, if I gave a fuck I'd bet how long till obligatory death scene but as I said, no fucks from me.
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After annoyquitting the main campaign I check out the two dlc "campaigns" that apparently are just two segments from first Alien movie. First dlc is rendition of getting into the vents to look for alien(and you can pick Ripley, nigger or Dallas) and second starts when Ripley preps the escape shuttle and Lambert and whatever the fuck nigger is called get raped by alien in warehouse.
Damn, this looks pretty(oh and the black guys name is Parker lol ok):
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That is one fucking trippy bug(it is a bug, right?)
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God that scene was so much more fucked up and bloody in the movie, Lambert especially, it seemed like it was implied she got fileted/raped, meh. Also, you can loot them corpses, ha ha!
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OH HAI
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I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha!
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This is getting exciting!
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Alien sloppy makeout time
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