This is a new Lara Croft, one who is whiny obnoxious mass murderer type. She takes longer to become less psychopathy. Three whole games infact.I thought she became the tomb raider when she went off to raid tombs with von Croy when she was 16 in TR4.
I still think it would be funny if they made Lara grossly obese. It should be impossible to climb up a rope or a ledge or make her run more than a few meters before she has to sit down and pant to catch her breath. On the positive side, she could float more easily. They could use the realistic physics as a selling point.
Making her arab or a nigger is more plausible. They will just say that she likes to go to the beach more frequently.I still think it would be funny if they made Lara grossly obese. It should be impossible to climb up a rope or a ledge or make her run more than a few meters before she has to sit down and pant to catch her breath. On the positive side, she could float more easily. They could use the realistic physics as a selling point.
Experience Lara Croft’s defining moment as she becomes the Tomb Raider
In her coffin.Lara will finally get laid.
As she finally grows a pair of melons?as she becomes the Tomb Raider
I remember getting Tomb Raider 2013 and Bioshock Infinite as part of my bundle with my sapphire radeon 7850 back then.
Friend of mine told me "well at least you'll have a good game" referencing new hot game from papa levine.
Expected absolutely nothing from it. I never liked Uncharted and from what I understood back then, it was Uncharted with Lara Croft - big fucking deal.
Turned out, I had way more fun with TR than Bioshock Infinite.
Well, Tomb Raider 2013 is, indeed, Uncharted. But done right, with an actual level design and way way better gunfights. Needless to say, It's infinitely more pleasant to watch Lara's booty for ten hours than to have to listen to Drake crack sick jokes like "hey that rock is pretty mineral hehe".
Tomb Raider 2013 2 was quite good too. Also the artistic direction was subpar regarding the scenery. There was no level as gorgeous as the shipwrecks coast in the first one.
Good games overall, despite the horrendous "action sequences" which consist of pressing a single button while the camera frantically shakes... fucking degenerate.
Those look like the porn gifs i see at my favourite hentai site.Let's hope they didn't change Lara's face for this one goddamit
I fully agree with the filler in the sequel. Optional missions are boring, the fact they unlock extra stuff makes it extra annoying because it's just too tempting to comply to their fucking fetch quests just in case they'd give you something helpful.Tomb Raider from 2011 was indeed great, on the other hand in Tomb Raider 2 some questionable design decision were made. I liked more linear levels from TR1, than this "open world" shit from TR2. 1 was more tight, 2 had too much filler on these semi open worlds levels. TB 1 had better story, i didnt enjoyed story in Tomb Raider 2 i thought it was bloated and boring, part of why i didnt enjoyed it is probably filler which delayed me from doing main story, but i think writing was also worse.