Yosharian
Arcane
Just a matter of time before Todd has his way with youJokes on them, i have never bought Skyrim.
Then again, i never plan to get it ever so lul
Just a matter of time before Todd has his way with youJokes on them, i have never bought Skyrim.
Then again, i never plan to get it ever so lul
Thanks for the pep talkThink about it. Just think. Todd Howard being the cheeky bastard he is, added ONE new feature to the game. MOTHERFUCKING FISHING. You know how devs like to put easter eggs, mock you if you play easy mode etc..
This is Todd's way to ask you: will you bite AGAIN, bucko?
Skyrim Fishing SEGamers love being treated like shit. Prove me wrong and don't buy Skyrim++++ (now with fishing!)
Jokes on them, i have never bought Skyrim.
Then again, i never plan to get it ever so lul
Think about it. Just think. Todd Howard being the cheeky bastard he is, added ONE new feature to the game. MOTHERFUCKING FISHING. You know how devs like to put easter eggs, mock you if you play easy mode etc..
This is Todd's way to ask you: will you bite AGAIN, bucko?
Will it break loverslab mods?
I, uh, think I figured it out. You see, twenty years ago a guy on the official Bethesda forums started posting the following image as his way to brofist people:but why fishing? Couldnt you just grab swimming salmon with your bare hands or am i mixing games?
Skyrim's success was death of Elder Scrolls. 10+ years without new game by a multi-billion company. Time between Morrowind and Oblivion? 3 years
They could have done so much with the IP, instead they made shitty WoW clone (ESO), shitty HeartStone clone (Elder Scrolls Legends) and shitty FruitNinjas clone (Blades)
It's not NORMAL to wait for 15 years between sequals. ES6 will be released in 2025/6, and it will be shit
Like with women, gamers only care about how much money a company makes and is able to invest into their games. The quality is only secondary to them. This is why great games like Redaxium are completely ignored and unplayed.Skyrim with fishing for 60$
All these years, all these free milions of $$$, and they couldnt treat their fanbase with small DLC aka Knights of the Nine, that for example forshadows ES6. They won"t even bless quests from paid mods with cannonity
Gamers are women in spirit, fuck them good, ghost them for 10 years, and return for blowjob. They'll happily kneel and unzip your pants. Todd knows this*
*Unironically, gamers are mentally women because consumerism is female and modern AAA gaming is pure consumerism
that assumes they started to work on itstory forshadowing for ES6