So, anyone playing League of Legends?

[Ulminati]

I'm sure this'll please all the "1v1 me noob!" idiots who get upset every time they get ganked.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

I hope that means they'll disappear from SR entirely. Why play top anyway if you don't love being camped by the enemy mid and top, typing "COME AT ME FUCKING NOOBS! YES! I'M ONLY HALF HP DON'T YOU HAVE ANY DAMAGE BITCHES?" in all chat?

Today I saw our vayne blitz (bought Piltover Customs skin, didn't buy sightstone) dominate Ez Leona so hard Ez had 50 Cs by 20 minutes (or was it 30) and leona started intentionally feeding in rage, also our Karthus almost soloed their Akali mid I just "kill secured" with Nocturne ultimate and Akali did nothing at all entire match, their Rammus didn't gank anyone before maybe 10 minutes and rushed Thornmail, only their Lee was dominating our GP which is why I was constantly ganking him and eventually GP's late game powers took over. Yeah so. Gold elo, 50 CS Ezreal, that's your gold elo in a nutshell. The positive about this is I'm getting higher because everybody is so fucking derp that standard play with good champions is overpowering, if I just would stick to playing rankeds only when I'm not half asleep or drunk or pissed off.

 

[Jasede]

I... just went 0/16/7 Caitlyn. (Started with support runes/masteries, FB for enemy ad from jungler, enemy Vayne soon 10/0.)
Then our Xin Zhao went afk.

...we won? I... only built support items. I was worth 14 gold or something... umm. Yeah. I think I'm gonna take a break of this game now. AD Sona, AP Amumu and tank Eve carried. Somehow.

 

[Jasede]

Followup: aaand I just logged back into the game after a break and see I got Helpful and Teamwork honors for that game.

I am telling you, the key to honor ribbons is being terrible.

 

[Jasede]

ARGH! I QUIT FOREVER!

So I play WW, ward my red because they have Nunu... sure enough, he invades at level 1- we kill him. FB!
So I take my blue and go to my red - still warded. There's Nunu, level 2, no buffs! Easy kill! I ping him 5 times... nobody comes, but he flees from me. Well, back to red buff. Oh, he comes back! I ping... nobody comes... I make him run. Back to red buff.

HE COMES A THIRD TIME AND KILLS ME. Top and mid are wanking or something.

Fine... okay. Whatever. I respawn and take wrai- oh, there's Nunu. Taking my wraiths. Ping, ping, ping, Wukong and Kat are near- oh, they're deaf and blind! Nunu kills me while I stand next to Kat who is last hitting.

I left that game. FUCK THIS SHIT! ARGH! NEVER AGAIN!

/blogdex
/quittingLoLforeverandcomingbackin8hours

I'd rather play soccer with the retarded, at least they can react to audio-visual cues. What horrible, drug-addled maggots did the game match me with? I hope I get permabanned. Bullshit.

 

[Darth Roxor]

XAXAXAXA ((((((

 

[Jasede]

 

[Ulminati]

GG jungle ragequit 9x repr0t plz.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

ARGH! I QUIT FOREVER!

You wouldn't have a replay?

That's kinda the usual stuff, people smoking weed or smth. One of the best things in this game are when you give the best ganks in all the land to somebody and they just idly farm minions and tell "WE CAN'T KILL HIM" yeah asshole we can't kill someone 2v1 when I have double buff level 3 thanks for wasting my time now I take your minions, you're on your own btw "OMG NOOB REPORT".

 

[Undead Phoenix]

The flesh is weak.

 

[Grunker]

"I suck 0/16 in solo queue, how horrible am I. GG team carry."

"EVERYONE BUT ME IS A RETARD WHAT THE FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I think you may be suffering from Solonarrative Dissonance

 

[Hellraiser]

I think Grunker is suffering from Chmielarz syndrome. Soon he will be making hipster games like dear ester, the poor thing.

 

[Grunker]

I think Grunker is suffering from Chmielarz syndrome. Soon he will be making hipster games like dear ester, the poor thing.

I think you just failed your sarcasm check bro

 

[Jasede]

The game before that one I was Cho with blue, ult and all abilities up. Our level 6 WW was coming to gank 50% HP Syndra mid, with doublebuff and ult on him.
Sits in bush (ghost was up).

Leaves.

"we cant kill her"

 

[HanoverF]

Only play ARAMs on weekends

So going by the All-Star games NA > EU?

Round eyes are a detriment to playing LoL

 

[Grunker]

So going by the All-Star games NA > EU?

I just woke up and saw that NA beat EU. I'm honestly not surprised and it does suck, but i'm also a little happy we lost. It shows that whoever tried the hardest won and NA honestly deserves it. I know that EU didn't train that much and in comparison to NA nothing. The americans were bootcamping and doing everything they could to represent their region.

I don't think you can blame the individual players performance. You have to blame the EU allstar team as a whole. Sometimes you can perform bad and that happens, but I don't think that was the problem. We definitely sent some of our strongest players, but that alone is not enough. In my opinion the main problem was their dedication and how much they cared about training for those games.

I'm honestly glad I didn't go right now because of the shitstorm that everyone is getting and i'm quite sure it wouldn't have changed anything if I had been there instead of Soaz.

Inb4 Phage

 

[Undead Phoenix]

So going by the All-Star games NA > EU?

I just woke up and saw that NA beat EU. I'm honestly not surprised and it does suck, but i'm also a little happy we lost. It shows that whoever tried the hardest won and NA honestly deserves it. I know that EU didn't train that much and in comparison to NA nothing. The americans were bootcamping and doing everything they could to represent their region.

I don't think you can blame the individual players performance. You have to blame the EU allstar team as a whole. Sometimes you can perform bad and that happens, but I don't think that was the problem. We definitely sent some of our strongest players, but that alone is not enough. In my opinion the main problem was their dedication and how much they cared about training for those games.

I'm honestly glad I didn't go right now because of the shitstorm that everyone is getting and i'm quite sure it wouldn't have changed anything if I had been there instead of Soaz.

Inb4 Phage

Dane gets incredibly butthurt over his own inadequacies. I'm starting to think it's a racial trait.

 

[Grunker]

Butthurt?

It's an honest recounting of his own region's failures. How is this refreshing honesty butthurt?

He's not angry, he's sad.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

He's still butthurt over losing that 1v1.

"I'm honestly glad I didn't go " -- a confession that he isn't good enough to make the difference, either as a player or as a leader.

God, it's as obvious as the sun in the sky

 

[Grunker]

a confession that he isn't good enough to make the difference

Eh... he's saying that the problem was training and team attitude, not individual players.

Or are you just trolling me? If so, carry on. Nothing easier in this world.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Next thing you know, you'll be claiming that the attitude of the players has no effect on the team attitude and that's it difficult to grab someone on Skype for a casual game or two when you have some free time.


Wickd has an ego problem. He thinks he is better than he really is, and that's been proven on the world stage, against the world class players. To say that you're happy that a team lost - one that you were so close to being on - reeks of a hurting butt. Always has been, in every single sport, and always will be.

 

[Grunker]

He thinks he is better than he really is

So - let me get this - he's saying he wouldn't have been better than someone else because he has a superiority issue?

yeah bro, you're either rambling and contradicting yourself or trolling an easy target

 

[Ulminati]

He does that sometimes. Only solution is to "accidentally" take his blue a couple of time until he gets butthurt enough to blow a fuse and reset his brainz.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

He thinks he is better than he really is

So - let me get this - he's saying he wouldn't have been better than someone else because he has a superiority issue?

yeah bro, you're either rambling and contradicting yourself or trolling an easy target

You cannot into Psychology 101. And yes, I did notice you avoided those statements you had no counter to.


And no, I've never claimed that he thinks he wouldn't been have been better because of his sense of self-importance. You're obviously having your head confused with this English lark, it not being your mother tongue and all I wouldn't expect you to understand the subtleties. I'm saying that him being beaten 1v1 when in his own words he's said he is the best top laner forced him to eat humble pie, which is the foundations of his butthurt, leading to his degrading words about the EULCS team when they failed to perform.


Cause and effect, man. You're mixing up the symptoms. Soaz capitulated under the pressure and atmosphere and failed the basics, there's no amount of teamplay that can help get around that.

 

[Grunker]

still not sure if rambling incoherently or trolling easy target