Soys Row 2022

[DeepOcean]

This looks like a parody of a parody of Saints Row. Who is this even for?

Dunno to whom this is for but it sure looks like it was made by the testicular cancer support group on Fight Club trying to redefine their masculinity after losing their balls, pretty much most AAA studios by this point.

 

[Roguey]

Chief creative officer Jim Boone says that it’s, broadly, a “contemporary” millennial “power fantasy.”

Steve Jaros and Drew Holmes were Millennials. This is a zoomer fantasy. Gen Xer Boone is out of touch when it comes to "contemporary" categories.

 

[JamesDixon]

Not my Saints Row. All these employees trashing historic franchises should be skinned alive then die in a fire after being ground alive into dog food.

 

[Jenkem]

Zoomers, man. The youngest Millennials are in their mid 20s now.

This game and most games that push this pozzed zoomer artstyle aren't made by zoomers. They are made by millennials.

 

[deuxhero]

Dislikes rapidly overtaking likes. I give it before the end of the hour before it's underwater.

Edit: Close, but not yet. 7.4 to 7.1

 

[Jenkem]

"haha friendos! let's go educate these chuds, saints' style!"

 

[Roguey]

Zoomers, man. The youngest Millennials are in their mid 20s now.

This game and most games that push this pozzed zoomer artstyle aren't made by zoomers. They are made by millennials.

The characters in this game are zoomers. Additionally most of Volition's employees are likely zoomers, because the game industry ever remains full of young people who are ground into dust. 18-25 year olds are zoomers. The people ultimately in charge are older, sure.

 

[deuxhero]

Dislikes rapidly overtaking likes. I give it before the end of the hour before it's underwater.

Edit: Close, but not yet. 7.4 to 7.1

Took a little longer than expected, but it's more dislikes than likes now.

 

[The Wall]

why

Jews

 

[The Wall]

I had suspicions for some time. Its official. Last NON woke major publisher, THQ Nordic aka DeepSilver aka Embracer, has gone WOKE

 

[The Wall]

There is galaxy sized vacuum on gaming market. Rockstar hasnt released a single player GTA in 9 years. All you had to do was make wacky GTA, modern Saints Row 2. And you'd have your money printing press

Instead, have likes from twitteratis, and hatred from rest of us. Fuck You, Woke.Inc

 

[Fedora Master]

Saint's Row peaked with 2 and they will NEVER EVER remake something like that. Way too problematic.

 

[deuxhero]

There is galaxy sized vacuum on gaming market. Rockstar hasnt released a single player GTA in 9 years. All you had to do was make wacky GTA, modern Saints Row 2. And you'd have your money printing press

Instead, have likes from twitteratis, and hatred from rest of us. Fuck You, Woke.Inc

Thing is, even the Twitter replies seem overwhelmingly negative.

 

[The Wall]

Woke is so cringe. I refuse to be subjugated by battalions of discord catboys with black tranny sassy commanders. How can gen Z be so cringe?!

 

[karoliner]

I blame the parents.

 

[deuxhero]

Plural?

 

[The Wall]

CRINGE AND SHIT! EVERYWHERE!

 

[Roguey]

It's dumb middle class zoomer crap but I don't see how it's "woke." The first game was full of black people, the second, third and fourth games kept adding more women and so on. The writing didn't appear to have a prog agenda, just obnoxious.

 

[RangerBoo]

I have to wonder what the fuck is going on with the creative departments when it comes to creating female characters? Every single female character coming out of the West has:

• side shaved cyberpunk hair
• a mans body type with a female head on it
• is a lesbian
• is a utter bitch in terms of personality
• a narcissist
• is a Mary Sue who is the best at everything
• a misandrist
• has no sex appeal
• is the embodiment of toxic masculinity in female form

Jesus Christ! I'll take the waifu bait made by the Japs over the utter cancerous dog shit female characters coming out of the West.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I have to wonder what the fuck is going on with the creative departments when it comes to creating female characters? Every single female character coming out of the West has:

• side shaved cyberpunk hair
• a mans body type with a female head on it
• is a lesbian
• is a utter bitch in terms of personality
• a narcissist
• is a Mary Sue who is the best at everything
• a misandrist
• has no sex appeal
• is the embodiment of toxic masculinity in female form

Jesus Christ! I'll take the waifu bait made by the Japs over the utter cancerous dog shit female characters coming out of the West.

art imitates life

 

[The Wall]

It's dumb middle class zoomer crap but I don't see how it's "woke." The first game was full of black people, the second, third and fourth games kept adding more women and so on. The writing didn't appear to have a prog agenda, just obnoxious.

There was always alpha white/hispanic man on top of gangster pyramid. Fucking bitches, ordering black gangstas and blowing shit up. White man in charge

 

[The Wall]

Now when you have team of 4 characters its always like this: 50% are automatically reserved for niggers. Sometimes more, like 2/3. Throw some sissy asian/white male, to be bossed around by niggers, and semi-attractive white-latina girl to be fucked by niggers. Voila! +3000 WOKE POINTZ

 

[good fucking shit happen]

It's dumb middle class zoomer crap but I don't see how it's "woke." The first game was full of black people, the second, third and fourth games kept adding more women and so on. The writing didn't appear to have a prog agenda, just obnoxious.

This game is being made by racist nazicommies. See the big buff slav guy who bangs a Queen in the trailer? Smells like commie white supremacy. And look at the guy Blacks are supposed to identify with, a nerdy gayass clutz Steve Urkel type. THIS IS MODERN BUCK BREAKING.

 

[The Wall]

Do they think we are blind? I can't wait for hot civil war. Words are cheap, and kill 0 SJWs. Shotguns on other hand...

 

[Roguey]

There was always alpha white/hispanic man on top of gangster pyramid. Fucking bitches, ordering black gangstas and blowing shit up. White man in charge

This game also has character customization. The black woman they're featuring is just one of their suggestions (you could be a black woman in 2-4).