A New Evil Has Awoken: Bethesda Replaces Bioware as the Top Villain
Bethesda, developer of the odious
Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind has sunk deeper into the abyss of mass-market friendly games (rated R for retarded), lies, and greed by snatching the sacred
Fallout license from
Troika's financially weak fingers, and attempting to dumb down the already dumbed down gameplay in
Oblivion, the fourth chapter in the
Elder Scrolls series.
Oblivion is the next revolutionary and uber immersive RPG based on the brilliant design of Todd Howard. The winning formula is "
Fantasy, for us, is a knight on horseback running around and killing things". So, expect a lot of running around and looking for things to kill. The game looks very pretty and the prettiness continues taking its toll. The game will be shorter because "statistically gamers prefer shorter games and often do not finish more involved titles", so clearly there is no point in making deep long games. Some weapons, like crossbows and darts, have already been dumped, because cool people use bows, and uncool people should pretend that they are cool and use bows too.
Oblivion will fix some bugs that
Morrowind had. For example, when you join one major faction some script error won't let you to join the other two. Todd has assured us that this was fixed and now you can join and "become the head of every faction all during the course of one game". Todd, you are an inspiration to every developer out there.