Darth Dickheadus: hard mode Athiss
Farkov: that's like saying u fapped while having a solid pear up your ass.
Farkov: sure it sounded codexian
Farkov: but it's still homosexual.
Farkov:
Farkov: but continue
Darth Dickheadus: well
Darth Dickheadus: ANYWAY
Darth Dickheadus: me and 2 friends, healer and... uh, off tank.
Darth Dickheadus: (he seems convinced that because he has tank gear he absolutely CANNOT respec to dps, even though he willingly let me tank cause I have better gear atm)
Darth Dickheadus: so he's dpsing in ion cylinder mode
Darth Dickheadus: whatever
Farkov: .....
Farkov: uh
Darth Dickheadus: we get a pug marauder
Farkov: Ahahaha
Darth Dickheadus: fine, first fight
Darth Dickheadus: those monsters before the bombs
Darth Dickheadus: he stops
Farkov: *opens dorito*
Darth Dickheadus: healer lags behind, so it's just me and off-tank boy
Farkov: *smack crunch smack*
Darth Dickheadus: we die
Farkov: wow.
Farkov: how long was that
Farkov: lol
Farkov: lag behind
Farkov: lol
Farkov: how is that even.
Darth Dickheadus: get bitched at by off tank cause he keeps pulling aggro on things I missed with flame sweep
Darth Dickheadus: get bitched at by healer friend cause she's slow
Darth Dickheadus: marauder disconnects, we boot him
Farkov: These are hardcore bitches.
Darth Dickheadus: join queue again, another marauder joins
Farkov: :clap:
Darth Dickheadus: things go smoothly with this setup for a while up until those champion rooms
Darth Dickheadus: the sith weirdos that you have to take one at a time
Farkov: AHahaha
Farkov: awors
Darth Dickheadus: Marauder says one thing the entire time, "why the hell are we killing everything"
Darth Dickheadus: whatever, fair enough says I
Farkov: ....
Darth Dickheadus: next room though, he aggros the one in the doorway
Darth Dickheadus: runs TOWARD the other two champions
Farkov: ..that's why we kill everything.
Darth Dickheadus: and then quits group
Darth Dickheadus: FUCKING
Darth Dickheadus: marauders
Farkov: welp.
Farkov: Good game.
Darth Dickheadus: fuckin' a
Darth Dickheadus: join queue again, another marauder joins
Darth Dickheadus: "fuck" I think
Farkov: marauders are awesome.
Darth Dickheadus: she was competent and we finish
Darth Dickheadus: but fuck man
Farkov: ..
Farkov: 'she'?
Farkov: ...
Farkov: no wonder she aint a dick.
Farkov: she aint got one.