Editorial Tacticular Cancer Needs YOU

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

I've thinking and I could review Outpost 2 for you guys, its a pretty oldfag and classy RTS game. A pity we never had other similar games.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

I think that POOPERSCOOPER and I would be willing to tag-team a Starcraft MP review if it'd be helpful. I imagine it would be something like Fallout Sitcom pt V, but in epic poem form

How do you "review" Starcraft MP? I imagine it would be kind of cool to do a piece about general RTS strategic concepts, with Brood War as the prime example, as the video game with likely the most competitive scene ever.

 

[SlavemasterT]

I think that POOPERSCOOPER and I would be willing to tag-team a Starcraft MP review if it'd be helpful. I imagine it would be something like Fallout Sitcom pt V, but in epic poem form

How do you "review" Starcraft MP? I imagine it would be kind of cool to do a piece about general RTS strategic concepts, with Brood War as the prime example, as the video game with likely the most competitive scene ever.

I think the harder question would be how we're going to write it collaboratively as an epic poem in the spirit of the Fallout Sitcom series.

Regardless, we'll think of something.* Pooper just supplied me with a brand-spanking new SC/BW cd key (since I could only find my old SC disk when digging through my collection of ancient games, and he didn't want to fuck around with piracy and Hamachi like we used to have to), so now we just need to find a night when I can get utterly shitfaced and then we'll play some matches, search for insight, and then begin penning what I'm sure will be a masterful, inappropriately homo-erotic review only about ~14 yrs out of date.

* Results may not be as advertised

 

[Brayko]

As long as the editors aren't republican I'm down.

 

[Hobbit Lord of Mordor_]

I'd love to play/review Warlords 3: Darklords Rising...except that I don't have it, and neither does GOG.

That's a good game

I though you would be able to find it on an abandonware site

Yeah, you can:
http://www.gameswin.biz/gameen.php?id=942
http://archive.org/details/WarlordsIIIDarklordsRising_1020
http://lastcitadel.ru/Downloads.aspx

 

[Boris]

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I remember reading "looking for a good few men" and thinking, what a retard, cant even make references. Now when I wanted to say it, its gone...

 

[Scruffy]

this thread would be much more popular if its title were "you need tacticular cancer". Just give it a try.

 

[Morcrist]

Is it just me or are there other [partially dyslexic] people out there who see the following when they first load up the site:

Testicular Cancer Needs YOU?

Every. Single. Time.

Lol?

Take care.

 

[Trash]

We'll have your balls.

 

[Kane]

i have long since accepted picturing various body-parts and holes used for reproduction and -creation in my mind every time I open this goddamned shitfest of a forum.

it goes with the ambience really