The 37 Chambers of RPG

[GamerCat_]

Is there some way I can get full forum access faster? I bet I'd be a lot fun if you let me in. I am ready for your trials. Allow me to become a full poster.

 

[Jvegi]

No.

 

[GamerCat_]

No.

Is there some kind of problem?

 

[Jvegi]

Yes, go away. Thank you.

 

[GamerCat_]

Yes, go away. Thank you.

I think the smarter users of RPGcodex would miss me. If not now, eventually.

 

[Jvegi]

I don't know about them but I would not.


The actual fee is 100$ I believe. Plus taxes.

 

[GamerCat_]

I don't know about them but I would not.


The actual fee is 100$ I believe. Plus taxes.

I have already contributed greater value worth of posting.

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

The only posts you've made about RPGs were 4 in a BG3 thread and 2 about NV. You have to pay $100

 

[GamerCat_]

The only posts you've made about RPGs were 4 in a BG3 thread and 2 about NV. You have to pay $100

That's because RPGs are terrible. One of my many insights.

 

[Athena]

Is there some way I can get full forum access faster? I bet I'd be a lot fun if you let me in. I am ready for your trials. Allow me to become a full poster.

Get someone else to donate $5 bucks for you. I reckon you command a legion of loyal followers somewhere else, perhaps you could ask one of them to do you that favor.

 

[Jvegi]

You also need to have 3 full access members vouching for you. That usually requires some form of payment as well.

 

[GamerCat_]

Is there some way I can get full forum access faster? I bet I'd be a lot fun if you let me in. I am ready for your trials. Allow me to become a full poster.

Get someone else to donate $5 bucks for you. I reckon you command a legion of loyal followers somewhere else, perhaps you could ask one of them to do you that favor.

I wouldn't spend disciple-money like that or want them to concede to such extortion on my behalf.

You also need to have 3 full access members vouching for you. That usually requires some form of payment as well.

This condition is a test of RPGcodex, not of me. Are there three among you who can recognise what I am?

 

[spectre]

Also, you don't need to do any more blowjobs. That one was enough and if anyone else tells you otherwise, they're trying to take advantage.

 

[Iucounu]

No.

Is there some kind of problem?

RPGCodex is just a little coy like a chaste girl, it wants your money but without having to ask explicitly.

 

[caffeine]

What is there to discuss after a year of membership? women, gays, trannies, niggers and jews? you can do that for free on other websites already

 

[King Crispy]

If you're a girl we'll let you in for free.

 

[pOcHa]

If you're a girl we'll let you in for free.

is that an euphemism for pegging

 

[Hellraiser]

Who's alt is this anyway?

 

[Beans00]

That's because RPGs are terrible. One of my many insights.

I might be able to help you out, but I'll need to get something out of it .

 

[Abu Antar]

As the Middle Eastern guy of the Codex, I can let you in if you cough up $99. But I won't accept $99, because we will need to haggle.

 

[mediocrepoet]

As the Middle Eastern guy of the Codex, I can let you in if you cough up $99. But I won't accept $99, because we will need to haggle.

$99 is an insult to my family! I need at least 2 goat and a night with your sister!

 

[Modron]

Should be 36 chambers you plebe.

 

[GamerCat_]

Should be 36 chambers you plebe.

The joke is that it's harder to become a fully qualified RPGcodexer than a master of kung fu.

 

[Skinwalker]

Also, you don't need to do any more blowjobs. That one was enough and if anyone else tells you otherwise, they're trying to take advantage.

What?

 

[mediocrepoet]

Also, you don't need to do any more blowjobs. That one was enough and if anyone else tells you otherwise, they're trying to take advantage.

What?

... have you been servicing Crispy this whole time? Yikes.