The mystery is finally solved!

[Drog Black Tooth]

Tim Cain has a tradition of adding one particular easter egg in his games. Finally, I've found how it is accessed in Arcanum. Hold Ctrl+Alt (on the left side of your keyboard) and click on the logbook button. You will see Jesus and become enlightened.

 

[JarlFrank]

We have entered the realm of complete fuckedness.

 

[Texas Red]

Pics?

 

[racofer]

I see it! I SEE IT!

Behold, our Lord!

 

[JarlFrank]

Drog, you just made my day. This was awesome.

 

[Micmu]

No, really, what is it? What is it?? I don't have Arcanum installed ATM.

 

[JarlFrank]

Some seriously awesome developer quotes.

Examples:

"If you had a fat horn, maybe I'd take a bite off it."
"How come yours is so huge?"
"Oh my god, she's having too much fun whipping."
"Hey, I know what's wrong! I'm a complete idiot!"
"I hope there's going to be a lot less programming on the next project."
"You can do me first if you want yours to be hot."
"Would that explain the strange poking sensation in your behind?"
"Dude, are you in Mannox' hole?"
"She just wants my boobs."
"I did it when you were focused on your bone."
"I can wiggle that thing the whole day and it's still not gonna stop."
"Technically my finger is not inside my body right now."
"You know, every time someone comes into your office, they come to fondle one thing or another." - Tiffany, one of the female devs
"Not the penis thing, the whole holding the pen thing."
"Was it when you realized you couldn't have a small penis?"
"People keep eating my nuts!"

There's quite a lot more of them, and they're all pretty awesome.

 

[uhjghvt]

hey that's pretty cool

edit:

 

[Micmu]

People keep eating my nuts, too

Can't leave pistachios unattended.

 

[JarlFrank]

Tim Cain has a tradition of adding one particular easter egg in his games

Does this mean TOEE and Bloodlines have this, too?

And Fallout, too?

 

[Drog Black Tooth]

Tim Cain has a tradition of adding one particular easter egg in his games

Does this mean TOEE and Bloodlines have this, too?

And Fallout, too?

In Fallout 2 hold shift and click on the credits button. I don't know how it is done it ToEE, I never was really interested in that game, but I remember Tim Cain confirming that the quotes easter egg was added in ToEE in one of irc chats, so it's definitely there. No idea about Bloodlines, though.

 

[MetalCraze]

Fallout does have it. Fallout 2 too btw.
Even some quotes from Urquhart

 

[Zhirzzh]

Tim Cain has a tradition of adding one particular easter egg in his games. Finally, I've found how it is accessed in Arcanum. Hold Ctrl+Alt (on the left side of your keyboard) and click on the logbook button. You will see Jesus and become enlightened.

(Excitedly) I'd kiss you, if you weren't a man.

 

[Seboss]

I'm too lazy to reinstall all that old crap, again.
Post some more!

 

[JarlFrank]

Those quotes alone are reason to reinstall.

And:
"I thought the anus monster was cool."

 

[Drog Black Tooth]

Here's the whole text for the lazy fucks.

 

[Fat Dragon]

Liked the last one.

Those quotes are pretty good, somebody post more, I don't have the game installed to check myself.
*EDIT*
Thanks for the link, Drog.

 

[Kingston]

Goddamn, I'm impressed Drog. A :true patriot: if there ever was one.

We have entered the realm of complete fuckedness.
-Leonard

I just broke the combat module today.
-Jesse
When did you create it?
-Tim
Today.
-Jesse

The pimps were easy to cut down, but the prostitutes will get you in the end.
-Jesse

There is a difference between success and failure.
-Mark

It worked perfectly. At least, it didn't error.
-Jesse

Upon entering Stillwater, two naked men kick a blue rabbit to death.
-From the Arcanum QA bug list

27) You are able to ask Willow (the virgin prostitute) to tie you up and make it hurt. This doesn't seem appropriate for Willow as Cassie and Alice will take care of this for you. In fact, Willow refers you to Bunny when you ask her to tie you up and make it hurt, which Bunny isn't into either.
-From the Arcanum QA bug list

 

[Tails]

This quotes make my day

 

[Radisshu]

i just started playing arcanum again, i'll try this as soon as i get home.

 

[Gragt]

We have entered the realm of complete fuckedness.
-Leonard

Now that's sig worthy material.

 

[IlkuWarrior]

I remember reading the ToEE ones somewhere, but I have no idea where...
All I remember is one quote: "People will piss when they see our lightning effect. People will shit when they see our lighting effect. People's heads will explode when they see our lightning effect. It is because of these reasons I have decided I will not see our lightning effect."
Or something like that .

Anyway, great find Drog

 

[Xor]

This made my weekend.

 

[Applegate's Breasts]

Man, you guys didn't know about the Fallout quotes easter egg? Noobs.


Wasn't the #fallout "IRC channel is dead" thread quotes inspired by the same thing (or am I thinking too deep).

 

[The Exar]

Thank you, Drog! Some great stuff there. Hilarious... :D