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So am I one of very few people who plays Sims just to read new funny item descriptions?
So I don't even mind mosaic
I only did that in the first 2. Well, of course 3 was shit so
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Hang in there, the Originless crack should be out soon enough. Or you can play it now if you don't mind installing that piece of shit.
My brother is trying to play Sims 4 everyday, but every time I go near his room after a while he has already changed activity 
It's barebones, I can't believe the price they're trying to push it for. Truly a NHL-level product. Make a copy every few years, add some changes, sell gazillion units and DLCs. Textures look worse than Sims 3. Sims themselves don't look like overgrown babies and dorks anymore though.
Lots are small and there's not much to do. I've read all item descriptions and uninstalled in an hour
Lots are small and there's not much to do. I've read all item descriptions and uninstalled in an hour
I still have to mess with boob simulator in chargen.
Astral Rag
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There is no acne in this version of EA's Sims DLC Framework™, some other things that are missing:
No create a style (CAST) - NOT possible in future expansions (x)
No modifications to world/public spaces – The park in the demo is a mix of a community lot and public space (x1) (x2)
No “normal” careers - Law enforcement, Medical, Business, etc. were removed (x)
No open world – You must incur a loading screen between each active lot; each neighborhood has 1-5 lots total (x1) (x2)
No pools (x)
No terrain tools other than paint; everything is perfectly flat (x)
No story progression – Sims in the neighborhood age, but do not have children, get jobs, move, get married…etc. without player intervention (x)
No toddlers (x)
No way to create/place new lots – And you only have 2 empty ones at the start of the game!
No Mac version of the game at release
MAJOR CRIPPLED/LIMITED FEATURES THAT WERE IN TS3:
All buildings on a lot must have the same foundation. No mixing for sheds, garages, etc. (x)
Babies are mere objects – All interactions are through basinet. There are no baby objects. Babies can only be lifted directly above basinet. (x)
Backgrounds are illusions – The buildings in the background are not playable in the game. (x)
Completely FLAT lots – The entire build-able world is completely flat (x)
Fewer floors/levels, limited to three (x1) (x2)
SIGNIFICANTLY smaller “worlds” of <25 lots compared to 125+ lots in TS3 (x)
Smaller lots – Lots are limited to 50×50 instead of 64×64. (x)
Loading screens for individual lots (x)
The map is a one-dimensional picture (x)
Teens are same height as adults and they, along with elders, all look nearly identical. (x)
OTHER MISSING GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS FROM TS1-TS3:
No aliens (x)
No animated hair (x)
No aspiration failures (x)
No babysitters (x)
No bartender (as NPC) (x)
No basements (x)
No bookstores (x)
No burglars (x)
No cars (not even as décor) (x)
No cemeteries (x)
No cutscenes (x)
No cleaning skill (x)
No clothes shopping (x)
No color wheel, predefined to ~20 colors (x)
No comfort need (x)
No curfew (x)
No customization of multi-tone hair color (users select only main color) (x)
No dinner proposals (x)
No diseases or illness (x)
No dreams (x)
No environment need
No eyelash length slider (x)
No favorites (food, color, music) (x)
No fears (x)
No full face make-up (x)
No garage doors (x)
No gardener for hire (x)
No ghosts (x1) (x2)
No grocery stores (x)
No male body hair (x)
No move object cheat (x)
No newspapers (x)
No opacity slider for makeup (x)
No party invitations from other Sims
No private school (x)
No rabbit holes at all – Sims move offscreen for work and school. There are no hospitals, work/school buildings…etc. (x)
No random or accidental deaths
No repairman (x)
No repo man - (x)
No restaurants
No skin slider (x)
No swimming/swimwear – Including lakes, fountains, etc. (x)
No tragic clown or social bunny (x)
No way to watch a Sim commute to work/school (x)
No website for browsing exchange or store (in-game only)
No zodiac signs
MISSING OBJECTS FROM TS1, TS2 OR TS3 BASE GAMES:
No bikes
No changing tables
No cribs
No dishwashers (x)
No highchairs
No hot tubs
No pool tables
No trash compactors (x)
No modifications to world/public spaces – The park in the demo is a mix of a community lot and public space (x1) (x2)
No “normal” careers - Law enforcement, Medical, Business, etc. were removed (x)
No open world – You must incur a loading screen between each active lot; each neighborhood has 1-5 lots total (x1) (x2)
No pools (x)
No terrain tools other than paint; everything is perfectly flat (x)
No story progression – Sims in the neighborhood age, but do not have children, get jobs, move, get married…etc. without player intervention (x)
No toddlers (x)
No way to create/place new lots – And you only have 2 empty ones at the start of the game!
No Mac version of the game at release
MAJOR CRIPPLED/LIMITED FEATURES THAT WERE IN TS3:
All buildings on a lot must have the same foundation. No mixing for sheds, garages, etc. (x)
Babies are mere objects – All interactions are through basinet. There are no baby objects. Babies can only be lifted directly above basinet. (x)
Backgrounds are illusions – The buildings in the background are not playable in the game. (x)
Completely FLAT lots – The entire build-able world is completely flat (x)
Fewer floors/levels, limited to three (x1) (x2)
SIGNIFICANTLY smaller “worlds” of <25 lots compared to 125+ lots in TS3 (x)
Smaller lots – Lots are limited to 50×50 instead of 64×64. (x)
Loading screens for individual lots (x)
The map is a one-dimensional picture (x)
Teens are same height as adults and they, along with elders, all look nearly identical. (x)
OTHER MISSING GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS FROM TS1-TS3:
No aliens (x)
No animated hair (x)
No aspiration failures (x)
No babysitters (x)
No bartender (as NPC) (x)
No basements (x)
No bookstores (x)
No burglars (x)
No cars (not even as décor) (x)
No cemeteries (x)
No cutscenes (x)
No cleaning skill (x)
No clothes shopping (x)
No color wheel, predefined to ~20 colors (x)
No comfort need (x)
No curfew (x)
No customization of multi-tone hair color (users select only main color) (x)
No dinner proposals (x)
No diseases or illness (x)
No dreams (x)
No environment need
No eyelash length slider (x)
No favorites (food, color, music) (x)
No fears (x)
No full face make-up (x)
No garage doors (x)
No gardener for hire (x)
No ghosts (x1) (x2)
No grocery stores (x)
No male body hair (x)
No move object cheat (x)
No newspapers (x)
No opacity slider for makeup (x)
No party invitations from other Sims
No private school (x)
No rabbit holes at all – Sims move offscreen for work and school. There are no hospitals, work/school buildings…etc. (x)
No random or accidental deaths
No repairman (x)
No repo man - (x)
No restaurants
No skin slider (x)
No swimming/swimwear – Including lakes, fountains, etc. (x)
No tragic clown or social bunny (x)
No way to watch a Sim commute to work/school (x)
No website for browsing exchange or store (in-game only)
No zodiac signs
MISSING OBJECTS FROM TS1, TS2 OR TS3 BASE GAMES:
No bikes
No changing tables
No cribs
No dishwashers (x)
No highchairs
No hot tubs
No pool tables
No trash compactors (x)
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Lol Sims 4
Whisky
The Solution
Wait, I just noticed.
No dishwashers? Seriously? Does EA even realize how important those are?
No dishwashers? Seriously? Does EA even realize how important those are?
Avellion
Erudite
I would probably say it deserves its incline tag.
Because any and every hit EA takes is more than welcome.
Norfleet
Moderator
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So, I looked at the dump of the Python scripts someone made. It seems to include a broad selection of things, so it may very well be comprehensive...but there's basically fuck all in there. There doesn't seem to be a lot of complex logic in there, it looks extremely shallow. Would those of you who have actually gotten the game agree with this assessment?
Genma:TheDestroyer
Arcane
So something that combined with sectioned off neighborhoods could run on most computers and be doable as an always-online mmo style game.
One can hope.
Raghar
Arcane
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Use your hands.
On your dick
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I have a dishwasher in my apt and I've never used it.
Then again I prefer hand washing my laundry too but when it gets to the point that I have no clean clothes for the next day I cave in and use the washer/dryer combo like a filthy casual.
Then again I prefer hand washing my laundry too but when it gets to the point that I have no clean clothes for the next day I cave in and use the washer/dryer combo like a filthy casual.
Drax
Arcane
So, I've tried to play this "game", got bored pretty much right after finishing character creation, which is probably the more amusing part of the "gameplay".
Building is pretty easy but terribly limited. The rest is pretty much Sims 3 minus things because reasons.
Building is pretty easy but terribly limited. The rest is pretty much Sims 3 minus things because reasons.
How do you rate it as a boob simulator?
Drax
Arcane
We'll have to wait for proper body mods for that, so far, using the censor-removal, it's like playing with freaking barbies, no bush, no nipples, an Abomination unto Nuggan...
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