Incline The Sims 4

[Hoaxmetal]

It'll take months to perfect the toddler AI, Metro. You know, how it'll be lying around in that crib 99% of the time, and thinking if it wants the boob, or a number 1, or a number 2. It'll actually think about those things now, and feel, like, emotions and you will notice.

Ehh, you must be unfamiliar with the recent sims games if you think that toddlers spend most of their timem lying around in a crib.

Sims
meaningful

 

[Angthoron]

It'll take months to perfect the toddler AI, Metro. You know, how it'll be lying around in that crib 99% of the time, and thinking if it wants the boob, or a number 1, or a number 2. It'll actually think about those things now, and feel, like, emotions and you will notice.

Ehh, you must be unfamiliar with the recent sims games if you think that toddlers spend most of their timem lying around in a crib.

Sims
meaningful

Still a better RPG than DA2

 

[Turisas]

Still a better RPG than DA2

Well to be fair, it's hard to sink any lower than the unfathomable depths that is DA2. It'd be extremely difficult even if you tried; everything that could go right would have to go wrong.

 

[Angthoron]

Still a better RPG than DA2

Well to be fair, it's hard to sink any lower than the unfathomable depths that is DA2. It'd be extremely difficult even if you tried; everything that could go right would have to go wrong.

Think about it though, if BG2 Aerie had Sims' AI. And then there was a babby, and it had AI too! And you could nurse it meaningfully throughout the adventure.

Epic.

 

[Turisas]

That's gross Angthoron, everyone knows Viconia was the go-to waifu.

 

[Angthoron]

Yeh, but she had no babbys in the game.

 

[Turisas]

Yeh, but she had no babbys in the game.

None that lived, you mean. Drows and their advanced abortion magicks.

 

[Irenaeus]

Toddler DLC, you heard it here first.

 

[Angthoron]

Toddler DLC, you heard it here first.

You could say that it's on Maxis' toddo list.

 

[Delterius]

Toddler DLC, you heard it here first.

But everyone was already thinking it.

 

[Irenaeus]

Toddler DLC, you heard it here first.

But everyone was already thinking it.

You're stealing my thunder

 

[Delterius]

Toddler DLC, you heard it here first.

But everyone was already thinking it.

You're stealing my thunder

Even in the blogosphere, it takes a brave voice to speak out what the opressed masses believe and will only recount within the safety of the offline world. Apologists and astroturfers forever stalk the web in search of detractors, and bring them to the judgement of the distorted posts. It takes an Irenaeus to say, so that all shall hear, that there will be toddler DLC. is that ok?

 

[Irenaeus]

You heard it here first!

 

[Caim]

Sims 4 in a nutshell:

It's in a lake, because there are no pools you can drown your toddlers in.

 

[Astral Rag]

Good news for people who love to shower EA with money:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...-ea-is-planning-a-sims-4-premium-subscription

 

[Irenaeus]

 

[Whisky]

Fuck, since when has there been a Morgoth emoticon? That's brilliant.

No pools...r00fles. That reminds me of The Sims 3 Vanilla, when it took like 5 expansions for them to bring back Hot Tubs, one of the mainstay items since the first game.

 

[WalkinDude]

Don't forget how long it took for EA to bother adding a diving board. Though at least it was patched in for free if I recall correctly.

 

[Astral Rag]

Though at least it was patched in for free if I recall correctly.

Was it covered with Doritos advertisements? If not it must have been some kind of mistake.

 

[Whisky]

Don't forget how long it took for EA to bother adding a diving board. Though at least it was patched in for free if I recall correctly.

Don't worry, Maxis will also patch in the diving board for Sims 4!

Spoiler

Pool is DLC

 

[RK47]

Yeah I'll pass and wait for Russian Edition.

 

[Whisky]

Yeah I'll pass and wait for Russian Edition.

If it's like The Sims 3, you'll be able to grab a leaked copy days before it's released.

I remember Maxis's reaction to that:

"So, uh, there's a copy leaked...it's not the full version though, there are MAJOR FEATURES MISSING!"

Full version is leaked a few days later.

Only thing missing was a pre-order DLC neighborhood.

 

[RK47]

Not really, I meant the uLTRA MEGa RU5514AN edition, 4 years after release will full fledged paks in its 80GB glory.

 

[Cool name]

Holy...

So they added both choreographist and backup dancer?

And they made Witch a base class?

This means, I can finally have a girl band made entirely of witches as my main family?

Screw toddlers.

Sideways.

With a barbed dildo.

D1P. >.<

 

[Irenaeus]

Don't screw toddlers.