The Witcher The Witcher IV - The Ciri Saga Begins

[Sòren]

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My prediction is the Lynx school is a top secret group of sassy girl bosses with a serious attitude problem, and it is led by a very strict disabled lady who rides around in a wheelchair

like a x-women school, and there will be a point where ciri needs to return to that place and the lady in the wheelchair welcomes her with "i knew you would return. follow me." then you get the all-too-common sequence where you need to walk step by step with the important NPC and there are children all around who transform into lynx and cats and dogs and boys into girls and vice versa and the old lady says laughingly "oh i just love seeing all this degeneracy here, where people can be anything they want." (she probably wouldn't use the exact words, but you get the point). "we got all kind of secrets here the school of the wolf couldn't preserve."

then she hands over the magical mcguffin and shortly after the nilfgaard empire invades and she looks out from the balcony and says "i knew this day would come."

she falls down a cliff to save the school or something
"NOOO miss degenerate, i loved you so much over the whole 5 minutes i have known you!!!"

 

[The Nameless One]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

 

[Skinwalker]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

And Dragqueen Age: Veilfart.

 

[Ryzer]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

The Witcher 3 was the favorite game of many people, it will be an instant buy just to see Geralt and Ciri regardless of the quality.

 

[Reinhardt]

also hordes of rabid potatos

 

[AwesomeButton]

There's a reason why MCA is still considered to be top RPG writer despite numerous attempts to imitate his subversive style

Because he is one of a few known names in game development who can actually write.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Boy, I can't wait to play as the most annoying character in the franchise.

 

[iguana_trader]

We wuz norsca and shiet

Read the name of the village as "Stormfront" and went ghad damn.

 

[Green]

The lynx school. Couldn't have just gone with the cat medallion she snatched from Bonhart and gone from there, had to be the lynx school. Why does girlboss shit always start with dumbass additions to an established canon.

 

[Reinhardt]

The lynx school. Couldn't have just gone with the cat medallion she snatched from Bonhart and gone from there, had to be the lynx school. Why does girlboss shit always start with dumbass addictions to an established canon.

i doubt leo would brag about jewelry he looted from some wommyn so it was male.

 

[Ryzer]

We wuz norsca and shiet

Read the name of the village as "Stormfront" and went ghad damn.

Pretty sure, it was a reference to show how men are the real monsters (tm).

 

[Green]

The lynx school. Couldn't have just gone with the cat medallion she snatched from Bonhart and gone from there, had to be the lynx school. Why does girlboss shit always start with dumbass addictions to an established canon.

i doubt leo would brag about jewelry he looted from some wommyn so it was male.

I mean, yeah. Because women witchers aren't a thing. Apart from the super secretive lynx school, of course. They're all women and super strong and super fast and so wow, Geralt actually met one when he was young and she beat him up but let him sniff and that's why he's been a sex addict ever since.

 

[Infinitron]

We're joined by the Game Director Sebastian Kalemba and Executive Producer Gosia Mitręga to talk about the recent reveal of The Witcher IV, what it means for Ciri to take the lead, and as much as they'll tell us about the gameplay.

 

[Storyfag]

Executive Producer Gosia Mitręga

That name does not bode well. It literally means: "delay".

 

[Tehdagah]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

And Dragqueen Age: Veilfart.

The difference is that Ciri is beloved and popular.

 

[Skinwalker]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

And Dragqueen Age: Veilfart.

The difference is that Ciri is beloved and popular.

So were Mass Effect and Dragon Age, until EA/Biowhore ran them into the ground.

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

I think fans have every reason to expect post Geralt witcher game will be just like post Henry Cavill witcher show.

 

[The Nameless One]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

And Dragqueen Age: Veilfart.

The difference is that Ciri is beloved and popular.

The shoehorned Mary Sue with princess problems replacing the only single memorable protagonist in the franchise? Yeah, why not.

 

[mondblut]

I think fans have every reason to expect post Geralt witcher game will be just like post Henry Cavill witcher show.

The witcher show was DIE crap about phat middle age negresses from day one.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Executive Producer Gosia Mitręga

That name does not bode well. It literally means: "delay".

Mitręga, zaprzeczać, obalać

 

[Naraya]

Executive Producer Gosia Mitręga

That name does not bode well. It literally means: "delay".

Mitręga, zaprzeczać, obalać

mitręga

1. strata, marnowanie czasu; zwłoka, mitrężenie;
2. mozolna, męcząca, zwykle nieefektywna praca

 

[Tehdagah]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

And Dragqueen Age: Veilfart.

The difference is that Ciri is beloved and popular.

The shoehorned Mary Sue with princess problems replacing the only single memorable protagonist in the franchise? Yeah, why not.

She won.

 

[AwesomeButton]

We're joined by the Game Director Sebastian Kalemba and Executive Producer Gosia Mitręga to talk about the recent reveal of The Witcher IV, what it means for Ciri to take the lead, and as much as they'll tell us about the gameplay.

It's a big bunch of nothing, sadly. Two blithering idiot faggots, one of them positively retarded, pretending to be doing an interview, not knowing what to ask, coming up with shit on the spot.

You can almost see the cringe flowing out of their mouths.

* Kalemba refers to Ciri as "[a] mutated character".
* No mention of the question how come they have a female witcher
* In the directing of the trailer, they sought to draw a parallel between Ciri and Mioni as both were being sent to a monster (don't ask me).
* The events in the trailer take place "a few years" after we last see Ciri in Witcher 3
* Players will get to "experience what becoming a witcher means". Likely it "means" a tutorial chapter.
* It's worth noting that Kalemba is the least cringe of all who are in attendance (that's my assessment, not mentioned in the interview).
* Ciri is still a source of magic, so the "lost powers" theory is disproven. Ciri's magic is not Geralt's signs
* The chain will be a utility usable in combat
* There will be token C&C in the form of references of Ciri's ending from Witcher 3
* Combat in Witcher 3 was "a bit clunky at times" so they took steps to improve it in Cyberpunk (?!)
* The gameplay will expand on "what monster hunting really means"
* Monsters will be "very organic" and "heavily context-driven", will be noticeably connected to their habitats
* The goal is that after an amount of time spent playing, the player will be able to spot clues for what monsters are around on his own. I don't dare believe anything of this reaches the release version. In the end it will all be "push E to inspect clue", because idiots must be catered to.
* Unlike with Geralt who was much more defined, Ciri is a charter who is "still proving herself". She is "so invested in anything she does". "Very determined, very passionate, very hungry to prove herself, she wants to prove herself in her own eyes, to herself. That's what makes this character super strong". There is no gray for her, always black and white. Ok, so expect the "brave, stunning, fierce" Ciri.

 

[Old Hans]

It's clearly laughing at TW4 being set to become the next Failguard

Never gonna happen. It's gonna be a massive, raging success. Unfortunately.

They said the same about the last Ass Effect too, until it released.

And Dragqueen Age: Veilfart.

The difference is that Ciri is beloved and popular.

she was my least favorite part of the Witcher 3. Being forced to play those Ciri segments was a big STINKER

 

[AwesomeButton]

The direction they seem to have taken her in is "take Ciri from Witcher 3 but make her fiercer". Big Yawn If True.