They've made a fucking FUNKO POP game

[JarlFrank]

Funko Fusion is a third-person action game that’s all about celebrating fandom. Play with some of your favorite characters from across TV, movies, games, and comics, and explore handcrafted worlds inspired by Jurassic World, Back to the Future, JAWS, The Thing, Chucky, Battlestar Galactica, Hot Fuzz, The Umbrella Academy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Masters of the Universe, Invincible, and many more!

Select, unlock, and play with 60+ unique playable characters from more than 20 fan-favorite franchises, all lovingly recreated in Funko Pop! form.

If cringe could be distilled into physical form, this is it.

A fucking Funko Pop video game.

We've reached peak soy.

 

[Dark Souls II]

Looks much better than Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur's Gate III, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous or Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire.

 

[Fedora Master]

Here's true artistry and Infinitron is nowhere to be seen.

 

[babayaga]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

 

[fredsteel]

 

[Average Manatee]

Is this basically the lego x series of games except now for 30 year old redditors?

 

[JarlFrank]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

The same people who pay ridiculous amounts for this shit:
https://www.thegamer.com/rare-funko-pop-toys-worth/

 

[Butter]

 

[Modron]

The only funko pop collecting game you need:

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

 

[Modron]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

You must be unfamiliar with funko pop consumers, when they want one they buy 27 of the same one so that their perfect egg in the middle will be protected during shipping by all the other copies then return the other 26 of them.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Looks much better than Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur's Gate III, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous or Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire.

Also better than Dark Souls 2.

 

[babayaga]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

You must be unfamiliar with funko pop consumers, when they want one they buy 27 of the same one so that their perfect egg in the middle will be protected during shipping by all the other copies then return the other 26 of them.

No way, you're lying

 

[puur prutswerk]

How is this legally? I mean is there one company that hands out the Funko Pop! license or can anyone make a Funko Pop! game and is Funkopunk an open genre/setting?

 

[fredsteel]

How is this legally? I mean is there one company that hands out the Funko Pop! license or can anyone make a Funko Pop! game and is Funkopunk an open genre/setting?

Funko Inc. deals with the IP licensing it seems, so not really anyone can just make a game.

 

[PlayerEmers]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

overpriced piece shit game for an overpriced piece of shit toy
very fitting

 

[Modron]

You must be unfamiliar with funko pop consumers, when they want one they buy 27 of the same one so that their perfect egg in the middle will be protected during shipping by all the other copies then return the other 26 of them.

No way, you're lying

How dare you!?

other popper gems

all taken from here: https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/funko-pops.132010

 

[puur prutswerk]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

overpriced piece shit game for an overpriced piece of shit toy
very fitting

If Funko Pop!s were toys they would facilitate fun. If anything, any fun goes K.O. (knock out) when Funko Pop!s get involved. They are collectibles, ok. They are like stock bonds or whatever, you buy them and they're supposed to go up in value without having a clear definable value of their own. Funko Pop! collectors don't play around, but at least I would consider them a lot less pathetic if they would actually play with their Funko Pop!s or did other fun stuff with them like posing them for pictures or something, but no. They need to be in tip top pristine condition to perform at some future market presence. It is disgusting.

I am against thee, Oh Funko Pop! Woe is thee! Thy value doth goeth to the dephts and thy packaging won't save thee from the cat or the toddler.

 

[Hammer Of The Heretics]

So are the Funko Pop! collectors going to actually play this game, or just buy 27 copies to guarantee they have one in pristine shrink-wrap for their collection?

 

[babayaga]

Who the fuck will pay 50€ for this

overpriced piece shit game for an overpriced piece of shit toy
very fitting

If Funko Pop!s were toys they would facilitate fun. If anything, any fun goes K.O. (knock out) when Funko Pop!s get involved. They are collectibles, ok. They are like stock bonds or whatever, you buy them and they're supposed to go up in value without having a clear definable value of their own. Funko Pop! collectors don't play around, but at least I would consider them a lot less pathetic if they would actually play with their Funko Pop!s or did other fun stuff with them like posing them for pictures or something, but no. They need to be in tip top pristine condition to perform at some future market presence. It is disgusting.

I am against thee, Oh Funko Pop! Woe is thee! Thy value doth goeth to the dephts and thy packaging won't save thee from the cat or the toddler.

Funko Pop buyers are like NFT bros. Adding an imaginary value to nothing.

 

[Average Manatee]

At least it will sell better than Concord?

 

[karoliner]

Is just shocking to me people spending all that cash on such ugly toys. If you're a collector just buy something from NECA, Joytoy or any of those asian companies that makes figures for coomers.

 

[JarlFrank]

At least it will sell better than Concord?

Not yet but it only just released on 13th September

 

[Ezekiel]

Is just shocking to me people spending all that cash on such ugly toys. If you're a collector just buy something from NECA, Joytoy or any of those asian companies that makes figures for coomers.

The joints ruin them. Figures with joints are for kids, to use as action figures in miniature adventures, and at that price point it's too much to give to a kid.

 

[blessedCoffee]

This sucks polar bear balls. What’s The Thing doing in a “cute” handcrafted world?
What are other horror icons doing there, for that matter?

What a moronic decision.