Completed Two White Men on a Mission from Gawd

[RK47]

I don't like the hints at all. And the fact that this sole dude decided to die when a guy steps into a temple is just baffling.
Talk about timing.

 

[abnaxus]

I don't like the hints at all. And the fact that this sole dude decided to die when a guy steps into a temple is just baffling.
Talk about timing.

It's kinda like with that Templar dude in the Last Crusade.

 

[Cool name]

If they were going to throw supernatural elements in there they could have made a game about superpowered Templar Vampires with a plot along the lines of Deus Ex's 'mix all conspiracy theories and legends (about Templars in this case) and see what comes out' and a 'The grail did it because hubris or some shit' excuse.

They did this game instead.

No. Just... No. This is wrong.

 

[abnaxus]

If they were going to throw supernatural elements in there they could have made a game about superpowered Templar Vampires with a plot along the lines of Deus Ex's 'mix all conspiracy theories and legends (about Templars in this case) and see what comes out' and a 'The grail did it because hubris or some shit' excuse.

You mean the Cursed Crusade? I mean Templars can morph into demons, and stuffies.

 

[RK47]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FUCKING TWEEST

 

[Cool name]

It's good to see the grail does protect you from death yet not from laser-guided amnesia. What would videogame writers do otherwise?

 

[abnaxus]

So Celian isn't a virgin after all.

And now

 

[Erebus]

I wonder if anyone - anyone at all - failed to guess the truth about Celian before the Grand Master reveals it.

Marie is apparently smarter than Celian, but not smart enough to realize voicing your suspicions out loud right next to the guy you're suspecting might not be the best possible idea. And she even failed to interrupt Celian before he mentioned Montségur.

 

[RK47]

39.2 degrees Celsius.
Blood in Urine.
High blood pressure.
Blood test tomorrow.
Due to the above medical conditions this LP has been suspended till further notice.
Now excuse me while I play ME3 co-op on Bronze difficulty to de-stress over 3 days.

 

[Ulminati]

39.2 degrees Celsius.
Blood in Urine.
High blood pressure.
Blood test tomorrow.

Effect

Now excuse me while I play ME3 co-op.

Cause

 

[Erebus]

39.2 degrees Celsius.
Blood in Urine.
High blood pressure.
Blood test tomorrow.

The Grail can heal you !

(Side effects are apparently possible.)

 

[abnaxus]

I wonder if anyone - anyone at all - failed to guess the truth about Celian before the Grand Master reveals it.

The game title gives it away already to the discerning gamer.

 

[RK47]

 

[Erebus]

In this game, apparently, trebuchets are not only fast-reloading and amazingly accurate, but also easy to transport.

 

[RK47]

Tech advantage. Templars live for war. And war to live.

 

[abnaxus]

Marie's new outfit is terrible.

 

[RK47]

 

[Erebus]

The video seems to be private. I can't watch it, anyway.

 

[RK47]

How strange. Fixed it.

 

[Erebus]

Thanks !

Looks like the end is drawing near. A few more death traps and a few more enemies, and that should be it (as long as by "a few", you mean "dozens of").

I guess that we'll know the end is really close when Roland reappears and Celian has to fight him to the death.

 

[abnaxus]

That Richard Lionheart outfit is a bit out of place.

I guess that we'll know the end is really close when Roland reappears and Celian has to fight him to the death.

Close, but no cigar.

 

[Erebus]

I guess that we'll know the end is really close when Roland reappears and Celian has to fight him to the death.

Close, but no cigar.

Well, I didn't really mean that the fight will end with Roland's death, just that Celian may die then. My guess is that Roland'll die a bit after the fight, sacrificing himself to protect Celian and/or prevent the Grail from falling into the wrong hands.

 

[RK47]

 

[abnaxus]

Be sure to pick the right cup

 

[Erebus]

I always hate it when enemies are immune for no good reason to the traps that plague you.