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My understanding of this crisis:
In the year two thousand and twenty one, the RPGCodex is ruled by the Padishah-Emperor DarkUnderlord I. For many years he has ruled from his secret Admin-only forum over the members of the Adminsraad. They are the admins and mods which rule over various forums and subforums of the Codex, according to the ancient feudal system of government. Two of the most notable admins are Infinitron, ruling from Israel, and Taluntain, whereabouts unknown.
In this time, the most precious substance on the internet are the memes. Memes extend life, memes expand consciousness, memes are vital to sustaining a population of active posters. The C.O.D.E.X. Company is vital to the mining of the memes, and is controlled by the Emperor and the members of the Adminsraad, with the Posters' Ontopoly Guild and Shoutbox as silent partners. Memes are produced by only one known phenomenon in the universe: butthurt. Also known as hurt feelings.
Up until this time, the decline of video games and political drama in the US have been responsible for generating sufficient butthurt. However, increasing insubordination has put meme-mining at risk. Fearful of Kalin, Emperor DarkUnderlord has conspired with Kalin's mortal enemies to destroy him.
A secret report within the Guild: a plot that could threaten meme production has come to our attention. Send a third-stage Guild Dumbfuck to make a thread in Site Feedback and demand details from the Emperor.
The butthurt must flow.
In the year two thousand and twenty one, the RPGCodex is ruled by the Padishah-Emperor DarkUnderlord I. For many years he has ruled from his secret Admin-only forum over the members of the Adminsraad. They are the admins and mods which rule over various forums and subforums of the Codex, according to the ancient feudal system of government. Two of the most notable admins are Infinitron, ruling from Israel, and Taluntain, whereabouts unknown.
In this time, the most precious substance on the internet are the memes. Memes extend life, memes expand consciousness, memes are vital to sustaining a population of active posters. The C.O.D.E.X. Company is vital to the mining of the memes, and is controlled by the Emperor and the members of the Adminsraad, with the Posters' Ontopoly Guild and Shoutbox as silent partners. Memes are produced by only one known phenomenon in the universe: butthurt. Also known as hurt feelings.
Up until this time, the decline of video games and political drama in the US have been responsible for generating sufficient butthurt. However, increasing insubordination has put meme-mining at risk. Fearful of Kalin, Emperor DarkUnderlord has conspired with Kalin's mortal enemies to destroy him.
A secret report within the Guild: a plot that could threaten meme production has come to our attention. Send a third-stage Guild Dumbfuck to make a thread in Site Feedback and demand details from the Emperor.
The butthurt must flow.