What the hell?

[Bastardchops]

Just retardo the thread. Anybody with half a brain knows I'm not capable of such shit. I literally shit my underwear atleast once a month, always on weekends. Not full on pants shitting but definitely sharting and I have to get new underwear. If you believe I was able to pull off this stunt you're fuckin dumber than I am. You can't get much lower at that point so fix your brain quicklike.

Get yourself a handful of gravel, some heavy duty polythene film, and a blowtorch. Poke the gravel up your arse, like really pack it in. Then cut some sections of the plastic and cover your arse with them, stuffing the plastic in your arse as well. Next use the blowtorch to melt the plastic to your skin and arse. Really don't hold back here, the plastic should fuse to your arse and skin as much as possible so that reconstructive surgery is out of the question once you're done.

 

[Zlaja]

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Okay, but what actually happened? Who really sent this notification?

 

[Skinwalker]

Okay, but what actually happened? Who really sent this notification?

Who do you think?

 

[Mortmal]

Pretty sure it was just DU being bored.

That's what happens when you see a large concrete fortress with tall walls and multiple gates, stocked with a large amount of ammo, capable of repelling any horde with ease. That's what I saw when I last logged onto the 7 Days to Die Codex server. DU was at this stage,therefore likely extremely bored, fear and cower mortals...

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Okay, but what actually happened? Who really sent this notification?

Who do you think?

I have my suspicions, but I don't know enough about the Codex to be sure. That's why my question was sincere.

 

[Skinwalker]

Okay, but what actually happened? Who really sent this notification?

Who do you think?

I have my suspicions, but I don't know enough about the Codex to be sure. That's why my question was sincere.

It's obviously Crispy.

 

[Mangoose]

nomaski

 

[Blonsky]

I think this is just.... Time is important, my user is not wasting it on this shit... Ohh, another Morrowind opinion video.. move to the front of the list, good, very gooooood.

 

[KIss My Ass]

HA I lied all along! It really is me. I'm an evil genius, just been keeping it a secret this entire time. I am the puppetmaster and the staff does my bidding! You're all doomed!

 

[Immortal]

I am the puppetmaster and the staff does my bidding! You're all doomed!

> 10 minutes later
> Video on Youtube titled "DU PLZZZZZ :BELCH: TAKE ME BAAAACK"

 

[KIss My Ass]

SDG, man, the mods are really having their way with you, aren't they?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing in this world that can hurt me is me. I've been dragged through hell more times than I care to admit. The mods are shooting spitwads at Iron Man. Or Stormfront I guess, that would make more sense. I'm unfazed.

 

[Camel]

Out of almost 4 billion women you're simping for this.

 

[gabel]

I predicted this outcome years ago (that he was just an attention whore and not going to kill himself), and PrimeCunta self-ejected over it.
And here we are, lol.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Out of almost 4 billion women you're simping for this.

She is my better half, yes. I would sacrifice everything to be near her.

I know for a fact she is my soulmate.

Edit

Or possibly Sarah Carter. I'll take either one in the next life, God.

 

[NecroLord]

SDG, man, the mods are really having their way with you, aren't they?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing in this world that can hurt me is me. I've been dragged through hell more times than I care to admit. The mods are shooting spitwads at Iron Man. Or Stormfront I guess, that would make more sense. I'm unfazed.

Didn't you say you have a girlfriend?
Why are you not playing with her?
Diablo 4 over girlfriend?
SDG priorities...

 

[Skinwalker]

I would sacrifice everything to be near her.

You want to be near her while another guy actually fucks her?

 

[KIss My Ass]

I predicted this outcome years ago (that he was just an attention whore and not going to kill himself), and PrimeCunta self-ejected over it.
And here we are, lol.

Ever stop to think that I'm not attention whoring? That I'm just what I am, and you people flock to me? If you knew me irl you'd see I'm almost the exact opposite. Very boring, quiet, avoid conversations with most people. There are a select few people irl who I show my Codexian side to and they love me. You people get all the bottled pent up feelings I hide in public. That's the beauty of the internet. And the funniest shit is if I was ever doxxed and my real identity became visible to the world, I would embrace it like GG Allen (but in a less retarded way). When you're on the brink of death social constructs become paper walls. I only fear myself.

 

[gabel]

Fair enough.
My disgust back then was more with the people who tried to "help" you ("call a suicide help-line!", lol), than with you.
And we might get along in rl better than either of us think, I'd certainly risk drinking a beer (or two) with you, but this forum drama is getting really obnoxious, not gonna lie.

 

[NecroLord]

I'd certainly risk drinking a beer (or two) woth you

Dude, it's SDG.
He'll drink you under the table and then some.

 

[gabel]

Don't be so sure about that. :3

 

[Abu Antar]

I predicted this outcome years ago (that he was just an attention whore and not going to kill himself), and PrimeCunta self-ejected over it.
And here we are, lol.

Weren't you going to kill yourself?

 

[gabel]

Yes, I still am.
But I stopped making a big deal out of it a while ago, because who cares, eh?

 

[KIss My Ass]

Fair enough.
My disgust back then was more with the people who tried to "help" you ("call a suicide help-line!", lol), than with you.
And we might get along in rl better than either of us think, I'd certainly risk drinking a beer (or two) with you, but this forum drama is getting really obnoxious, not gonna lie.

I don't have any control over what the staff does. They just do their shenanigans. Sometimes their shenanigans are cruel and tragic, but in this case I think their shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Jfc I didn't even realize I was talking to fork. Help me God!