Where do people go to the bathroom at on the Ebon Hawk?

[ERYFKRAD]

It is a smuggler's vessel. So they do it where it cannot be found.

What, out the airlock?

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

It is a smuggler's vessel. So they do it where it cannot be found.

What, out the airlock?

Yes. Space is nature's toilet.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

It is a smuggler's vessel. So they do it where it cannot be found.

What, out the airlock?

Yes. Space is nature's toilet.

A black void with messy bits floating in it?
Sounds about right, actually.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

The origin of planets is finally explained.

 

[JarlFrank]

Star Wars humans aren't Earth humans, it's set "long, long ago" in a galaxy "far, far away" so we don't have to assume the exact same biological features for Star Wars humans as for Earth humans.

Therefore, it is possible that all the races in Star Wars, including humans, have developed a superior digestive tract capable of completely vaporizing any food taken in. No waste product remains that has to be ejected, except for gases.
They never shit, only fart a lot.

 

[Haba]

Star Wars humans aren't Earth humans, it's set "long, long ago" in a galaxy "far, far away" so we don't have to assume the exact same biological features for Star Wars humans as for Earth humans.

Therefore, it is possible that all the races in Star Wars, including humans, have developed a superior digestive tract capable of completely vaporizing any food taken in. No waste product remains that has to be ejected, except for gases.
They never shit, only fart a lot.

But do they still jizz?

 

[Hobo Elf]

Star Wars is fantasy, not science fiction.

Are you saying that it's all a piss fetish?

 

[Zarniwoop]

 

[Arbiter]

Top quality thread rusty_shackleford .
As to your question,well,people never go to the bathroom in Star Wars.

There is a rest room in one of Dark Forces levels. But is it canonical?

 

[AW8]

What was Darth Malak's tax policy? How did it differ from Revan's?

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

 

[Kruyurk]

Top quality thread rusty_shackleford .
As to your question,well,people never go to the bathroom in Star Wars.

There is a rest room in one of Dark Forces levels. But is it canonical?

I feel sorry for the poor droid who has to clean up after the stormtroopers, considering their shooting accuracy. Sad beep boop noise.

 

[NecroLord]

What was Darth Malak's tax policy? How did it differ from Revan's?

Malak had no tax policy. His policy was pretty much "Do what I want,or I will bombard and massacre your entire planet!"

 

[wishbonetail]

Wha? Man they don't even have chairs or couches or kitchens in that far away galaxy. Since they don't eat anything i assume they don't need to do anything else.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

What was Darth Malak's tax policy? How did it differ from Revan's?

Malak had no tax policy. His policy was pretty much "Do what I want,or I will bombard and massacre your entire planet!"

The blood tax))

 

[Bigg Boss]

This is a nice thread. It would be a shame if someone shit all over it.

 

[Kruyurk]