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If that had happened I'd be happy and relaxed, not excited.MasPingon said:Hacker, you seem very excited. Have you been raped by some albino - long haired guy today?
If that had happened I'd be happy and relaxed, not excited.MasPingon said:Hacker, you seem very excited. Have you been raped by some albino - long haired guy today?
undead dolphin hacker said:If that had happened I'd be happy and relaxed, not excited.MasPingon said:Hacker, you seem very excited. Have you been raped by some albino - long haired guy today?
vrok said:Exactly, all action games are console games!Lyric Suite said:the consolish action
So, the pattern emerges. Tell me, how often were you punished by your parents for "touching yourself"? What kind of punishment it was? Would you describe it as severe? Do you feel you were justly punished?undead dolphin hacker said:It is a tale written by a masturbator, stained with sweat and ejaculate, evoking loathing.
Edward_R_Murrow said:gear is standardized
That's because Geralt doesn't need some fancy shmancy sword because he isn't a pansy trying to overcompensate. I'm looking at you Drizzt.....
Cool, cuz the Witcher doesn't! It's seriously just like EQ 1 except you don't have auto attack, and you can only do another attack immediately after your recharge. Oh the stances, they totally change everything I forgot.fizzelopeguss said:vrok said:Exactly, all action games are console games!Lyric Suite said:the consolish action
"Proper" RPG's aren't allowed to have good solid combat.
Jasede said:Read this fucking thread and tell me the Codex hasn't gone to shit. Let's assume The Witcher doesn't suck - there's still no need to act like a fucking dense ESF fanboy. The Codex has become the very thing it mocked.
Jasede said:Third time's the charm.
vrok said:Exactly, all action games are console games!Lyric Suite said:the consolish action
Almost not optional? That's the best you could come up with?Marcelo21 said:worst than the sex scene since they're almost not even optional
That doesn't change the fact that it's true. The writing *does* suck because it's poorly translated. Several things have pointed this out, from polish free translation comparisons to the fix that restores the longer English scripts. No one is arguing that CDPR is without blame in the matter anyway, so what's the point in bitching about semantics Mr. Sensitive?Marcelo21 said:Oh and please stop using the argument that the writing sucks because it's poorly translated. I mean, good for the poles and CD projekt, but face it everyone who doesn't speak polish is going to have to read through those delicious dialogues (not to mention listen to them) that make you want to eat your own balls.
Try harder please.
Jasede said:Read this fucking thread and tell me the Codex hasn't gone to shit. Let's assume The Witcher doesn't suck - there's still no need to act like a fucking dense ESF fanboy. The Codex has become the very thing it mocked.
Also, Spacemoose, you're like a mentor.
I already knew you were being a whiny bitch but thanks for admitting it.Marcelo21 said:How nice that you missed the point completely. I know it's the truth that the writing sucks because its poorly translated but that doesn't make it any more bearable.
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I was just complaining that people try to defend the game by saying that the writing sucks 'cause of the translation ...
Who the fuck is acting like a dense ESF fanboy except maybe undead dolphin fucker by displaying rabid anti-fanboy behavior towards other games? I think you missed reading the OP and even the thread title.Jasede said:Read this fucking thread and tell me the Codex hasn't gone to shit. Let's assume The Witcher doesn't suck - there's still no need to act like a fucking dense ESF fanboy. The Codex has become the very thing it mocked.
Lestat said:Marcelo21, I have the Russian version of The Witcher. Plenty of Poles post here as well. Will you be so kind to allow us say that the writing isn't shit?
vrok said:VD makes these guys look like infantile fagots with pussies where their mouths should be. Try harder.
Of course let's ignore the poll that was a here awhile ago and listen to sheek, who never even played it, and some guy who blows everything out of proportion.Jasede said:Vrok, why would I play a game that seems to suck so hard?
Its not an action game. If you would have played it you would know. But of course you won't since you ignore absolutely fucking every RPG released since I joined this site. No dialog skills? So you also never played Baldur's Gate or Gothics?Jasede said:Besides, I don't WANT to play an action-game that doesn't even have dialogue skills.
Again, you're the retard here. You convinced yourself of something that is completely not true. The combat is incredibly fun and satisfying and it requires alchemy, positioning, use of different skills etc.Jasede said:I don't WANT to twitch-click my mouse like a retard.
Yes, you are forced to play Geralt. And then again you have the possibility to shape your character through choosing different views and stances on situations. The choices you make, based on your beliefs, are MUCH more singificant and real than in any other game.Jasede said:I don't WANT to be forced into a role, simply because I like roleplaying games that let me decide my own role to an extent, and shape my character.
It is skill based. When I first began I sucked pretty hard now, after the 3rd time, I know the correct options and I'm considerably more powerful. It's not like you're going to choose fists and such shit in Fallout and ignore handguns, if only for the lulz.Jasede said:This game, I can't even select a class! Even Torment had that, and that was basically a jRPG!
Tell me, what am I supposed to answer? You just opened your mouth and shit happened to fall out.Marcelo21 said:Nice, resort to calling me a whiny bitch, it's proof that you don't have an answer to what I said. And by the way if holding an argument on the internet makes someone a whiny bitch I suggest you stay offline, there are plenty of them specially on forums. That is unless you like whiny bitches, in which case I'm flattered.
You were just complaining about irrelevant bullshit that happens to be the truth. What am I supposed to answer to that? That I accept your apology for incorrect automatic labeling of any mention of shitty translation as defense of the game? How's saying that the translation is shitty defending the game anyway? That's just shit falling out your mouth.Marcelo21 said:I know it's the truth that the writing sucks because its poorly translated but that doesn't make it any more bearable. The dialogue most people will read and listen to is still a huge piece of donkey shit.
I was just complaining that people try to defend the game by saying that the writing sucks 'cause of the translation and that the original has incredible writing but the hell gives a fuck when all non-polish speakers still play the game with shitty writing.
The answer to this... Hmm... You were wrong, you admit you have nothing more than a completely ridiculous bullshit statement. What exactly do you want me to say?Marcelo21 said:About the comparison between the ME sex scene and TW sex cards that is indeed the best I can come up with I view both with the same contempt but in ME they're a bit easier to avoid. Trust me I don't think either have a place being in games specially when they're so gratuitous.
So argue it with them instead of fucking whining in general. If you don't want to be called a whiny bitch how about actually bringing arguments to the table and put the spotlight on these people in a traditional cross-thread quote-backquote manner, or is that too much hard work as opposed to your previous effortless whining? Lazy fuck.Marcelo21 said:I just find it hypocritical that some people love TW and disdain some of ME's flaws that are actually shared by TW
Criticizing and/or bashing games in an intelligent yet rude and funny manner. And actually arguing using arguments instead of spewing shit.Marcelo21 said:"Try harder"? At what?
I don't WANT to play an action-game that doesn't even have dialogue skills. I don't WANT to twitch-click my mouse like a retard. I don't WANT to be forced into a role, simply because I like roleplaying games that let me decide my own role to an extent, and shape my character.
Jasede said:actually, i am just generating lulz. and you are delivering! thx for bringing a smile on my face, good thread, voted 5
Either you're just a pathetically transparent dickhole or that 5 you just voted reflects the degree of your mental fucking burn wounds when you pulled the classic kiddie backpedal "JK GUYZ LULZ RLY".vrok said:This thread is nothing more than a joke thread inspired by dolphin fuckers laughable attempt at acting the angry cunt, an attempt so poor he preemptively excused it for being disjointed, oh the irony. Why should anyone take this piece of shit seriously? You didn't, just look at your posts. You can take your superiority complex and shove it up your ass where you like it, like the submissive little furry you actually are.