Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[T.Ashpool]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

I can't prove you wrong? I mean, maybe you'll be sucking dick in the game but I won't. The fact I can't romance a specific character in the game doesn't make me all the sudden want to start sucking dick. Not even sure how that logic even follows...

"well I can't date this one chick guess I'll have to start sucking cock!"

I'd consider the possibility that cock sucking was always in your future :D

it's the 100% more straighter choice if your other option is this

Spoiler

 

[Justicar]

Meh...the gameplay is just a mixture of Fallout 4, Far cry and Borderlands. Outdated as fuck

Next gen of adventure games indeed

Stop goalpost shifting retard you said its a buggy broken gta clone with shitty writing and trannies ruling the streets.

By stomping on Triple-A, we're doing gamers a favor by forcing developers to go above and beyond. Even if you like Cyberbugs, you should only point out flaws in the name of the common good.
Complacency with mediocre subcultural products literally killed cinema and literature. With shitty nostalgia for 80s B-Movies, you've got only shitty remakes

Stop nigger this was supposed to be giant buggy clusterfuck with shitty sjw writing according to you and your butt buddies.

 

[Tyranicon]

This goddamn retarded half-shave hairstyle needs to die.

It looks great on vaginas tho.

How would that work? One side full Bush, the other full wax?

No, it just looks like an anime character.

 

[Reinhardt]

Btw is Fallout 4 gud if i want to just pew-pew things with ll mods?

It is ok,but mass effect andromeda is better,not a joke.

I doubt even loverslab mods can fix bioware game...

He asked for a specific aspect of the game nigga. Andromeda have better shooting mechanics than fallout4. Doesn't mean that any of those two games is good,butthurt nigga.

Nigger, u wat. Who "he"?

 

[Tiger]

This goddamn retarded half-shave hairstyle needs to die.

It looks great on vaginas tho.

Hair never looks great on a vagina.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Complacency with mediocre subcultural products literally killed cinema and literature

Lol, no. Videogames killed cinema, and post-modernism killed literature. Videogames being dominant is the cyberpunk moment of mass entertainment. The dystopian future has arrived.

 

[Renevent]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

I can't prove you wrong? I mean, maybe you'll be sucking dick in the game but I won't. The fact I can't romance a specific character in the game doesn't make me all the sudden want to start sucking dick. Not even sure how that logic even follows...

"well I can't date this one chick guess I'll have to start sucking cock!"

I'd consider the possibility that cock sucking was always in your future :D

it's the 100% more straighter choice if your other option is this

Nothing is more gay than a dude sucking dick.

 

[Dexter]

The first character im gonna make is mysterymeat hermaphrodite with brain damage so I can feel like fantadomat

You're bragging about D1P a bugged overhyped shillfest filled with YouTube "influencers" that doesn't let you make a Male character, but one with a "Masculine" voice about collecting dildos and fucking grannies where you will drive around in your Trans pride truck and you'll like it! Something tells me you don't need to roleplay a character to feel that way.

fantadomat you will always be a turk rape baby

Now that's true though, who's alt is this?

 

[Herumor]

Has anyone found out whether you can kill the e-celeb NPCs in the game?

 

[undecaf]

Nothing about gameplay, all about how to drool over an NPC.

That's where we're we've come to.

We've sunked low... so very low.

 

[Justicar]

You're bragging about D1P a bugged overhyped shillfest filled with YouTube "influencers" that doesn't let you make a Male character, but one with a "Masculine" voice about collecting dildos and fucking grannies where you will drive around in your Trans pride truck and you'll like it! Something tells me you don't need to roleplay a character to feel that way.

Thats perfect for roleplaying fantadomat tranny pride truck will be the chef kiss, you dont need to sell me on the game more I already bought it :D

 

[AwesomeButton]

Has anyone found out whether you can kill the e-celeb NPCs in the game?

It's confirmed impossible, which only means you need to wait for the mod that will enable it.

 

[Justicar]

It's confirmed impossible, which only means you need to wait for the mod that will enable it.

This was imposibru too.

 

[Terenty]

Meh...the gameplay is just a mixture of Fallout 4, Far cry and Borderlands. Outdated as fuck

Next gen of adventure games indeed

Stop goalpost shifting retard you said its a buggy broken gta clone with shitty writing and trannies ruling the streets.

You can throw the stuff you mentioned in the mix too if it makes you happy

 

[Justicar]

Nothing about gameplay, all about how to drool over an NPC.

That's where we're come to.

We've sunked low... so very low.

This is a storyfag game if you wanna talk about gameplay underrail thread is just around the corner bro.

 

[gerey]

Nothing about gameplay, all about how to drool over an NPC.

Wanna bet there's no romance interest exclusively for a straight male character (or at least as close as this piece of shit can get to reality)?

 

[undecaf]

It's confirmed impossible, which only means you need to wait for the mod that will enable it.

This was imposibru too.

 

[undecaf]

This is a storyfag game if you wanna talk about gameplay underrail thread is just around the corner bro.

A storyfag game still requires gameplay to be a game...

 

[Iron Balls McGinty]

I just want to run and drive around nightcity and be a total bastard.

Can shoot people, can get loot, funny bugs.

 

[Ekpurosis]

Complacency with mediocre subcultural products literally killed cinema and literature

Lol, no. Videogames killed cinema, and post-modernism killed literature. Videogames being dominant is the cyberpunk moment of mass entertainment. The dystopian future has arrived.

Video games then: Speed through 52 action packed levels, traverse pits or lava, run over creepy kremlin pirates on a rhinoceros, navigate intricate bramble mazes by blasting yourself out of flying barrels

Video games now: Stay in a dirty motel. Your character can get bed bugs.

 

[Justicar]

A storyfag gane still requires gameplay to be a game...

You shoot gun, drive car and talk to trannies thats the gameplay part on the other hand you have underrail with shitty characters but fun gameplay and character builds.

 

[msxyz]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

Romanceable option for straight males trannies with male voice. (Woman named Panam)

 

[undecaf]

A storyfag gane still requires gameplay to be a game...

You shoot gun, drive car and talk to trannies thats the gameplay part on the other hand you have underrail with shitty characters but fun gameplay and character builds.

Likely, but hopefully not.

 

[Tyranicon]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

For straight males there is this woman named Panam.

There's also, y'know, hookers.

I ain't got time to romance, I'm killing pedestrians with dildos.

 

[Justicar]

Video games then: Speed through 52 action packed levels, traverse pits or lava, run over creepy kremlin pirates on a rhinoceros, navigate intricate bramble mazes by blasting yourself out of flying barrels

Faggot get the fuck out with this gay ass nintendo trash its even more gay than two homos fucking each other in the ass.

Vidya games now: