lightbane said:
Random question: What does it refer to the coloured line at the bottom of the screen?
It's just the pause bar.
Huge Economic ITZ in Kwanzania
The Commercial District, ITZ came to it. Now the only business done there is the machete rape. There are too HQs of ITZ there, to be destroyed. And thus our patriots begin.
What the fuck? Just to the south, a quite disturbing scene is seen. Half a dozen of corpses penetrated by multiheaded dicks. Of course, in Kwanzania, there is no time to contemplate the horrors of ITZ.
BUMFACE draws the first blood.
First area clear. Two sniper rifles = WIN
Taking positions behind sandbags.
OH GOD ITS HEAVAN!!!
ECONOMY OF DONGOPIA IS BASED ON THE GIVEN USE VALUE OF ANY DICK STRAIGHT UP MY ASS
Was ~aphatmc behind this game?
Nevertheless, the team cleans house in this brutal street fight.
Going through the west then, they lure the last rapists and run quickly, climbing ladders and readying themselves for the slaughter.
BUMFACE delivers, but everybody performs finely in this mission.
: Machete Rape Gangs Encroaching! We need help! We need it now!
No rest for the wicked. When arriving in Black Mesa, the team has no idea of where the machete niggers are. They move to the north. The sounds of moans, screams and flying machetes are heard. The white wymmins are helpless... This is a job for a true Cybernegro.
Enemy located. The sniper works. lightbane sets up a sentry autocannon and it works wonders slaughtering the gangs.
The offensive finally weakens. Sinestris becomes invisible to take the stragglers by surprise.
Mission accomplished. Black Mesa is safe and most scientists weren't raped.
Finally, another commission comes. After the first Economical ITZ HQ, checking through the arsenal it was discovered that now Cybernegro HQ was finally manufacturing machinegun ammunition belts. We couldn't lose such an opportunity. The idea of having enough ammo to support two MGs and two snipers was just too tempting.
The mission was quite a breeze. With two snipers, the team simply stood prone next to the car and slaughtered most niggers from there. Nobody was wounded except for a few scrapes. Nothing to see about this mission. A textbook Op.
Successful. But there was still one Economical ITZ HQ to be destroyed. The same team that recovered the supplies, except for ghostdog, would be deployed. The choice of not bringing ghostdog would have consequences.
relootz was instead sent. There was nothing that could go wrong here. Two machineguns and two snipers would give no chance to the enemy.
No chance at all.
Going east through the street, the team takes tactical positions. The hordes are easily slaughtered.
pipka dares to play with a machete rapist that would make everything HEAVAN. Using the Überfrau ability to generate explosives with a handwave.
The nigger falls at the trap. It takes both remote activation mines to kill him though.
Further south, sniping is done and wipes most enemies.
And those who survive are caught by a well aimed grenade.
And another one. The operation has been a success. Satisfied, the group begins to search everything for weapons, claiming a precipitated mission success.
Nobody expected the consequence of not bringing ghostdog to this mission.
relootz. NEVAR FORGET. relootz had a merciful and quick death as the door of a nucletard car exploding slashed relootz in half.
The survivors, seeking to honor relootz, take the elevated position of the rooftop and lure the niggers for the slaughter. There is more than a dozen of them advancing.
It was as one sided as one could imagine, the three don't event take a shot.
And eventually every machete gang member dies.
relootz, you shall be missed.
Redeye comes to assume to role of our fallen patriot.
NOW ITZ COMING
The last HQ of ITZ, located in the suburbs, is the last of the last.
There was much discovered about the horrors of the machete rape gangs. Read carefully, this is all that Cybernegro HQ Currently knows about them.
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Bonus TL;DR: SECRETS OF THE MACHETE RAPE GANGS AND ITZ
I-211 Machete Rape Gang Intelligence Report
These extracts are part of a Chris Hansen radio interception on September 10th.
.... slowly stronger, but the icons were lost in the flight. We are preparing to convert some of the disciples tonight....
......has taken control and none may be swayed from its intent, we are becoming and the rebirth will be complete, soon...
....the seed is to be spread by hand, all are needed to preach the coming....
....ITZ has begun its wondrous work, we the Machete Rape Gangs are destined to be upon the right hand of.....
Ominous
I-212 Abnormal Organic Material
From the latest mission data you have supplied we are trying to expand the picture of the activity and strategies being employed by the Niggers.
One disconcerting element we have noted is the amount of abnormal organic material in the city, the naughty tentacles, multiheaded dicks and strange eruptions that litter the streets.
We are employing extra technical staff to address this area of the investigation.
I-213 Research on Niggers History
Despite the success of your activity in the City, each assault you undertake is combating the threat on the ground, our lack of success in building a picture of the hierarchy of the "Niggers" and therefore feeding you prime targets is seriously limiting the effect your team is having.
We have researched extensively, and have discovered few references to the Machete Gangz. Where information has been located it is only in the most ancient and obscure of texts and Internet Forums and websites like
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/ and
http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=35681 . It is clear the Niggers and their worship of ITZ have been a hidden and an intermittent thread through many cultures. There appears to be no background to the cult here in the US prior to the arrival of the artifact known as Princess of ITZ.
Without leads we cannot supply your team with the data needed to perform the surgical incursions into Machete Rape Gangs, to eliminate the controlling force and release the city from their bloody grip.
All we can ask is that you continue the assaults; maybe your success in combat will force the Niggers to show their hand.
I-214 The Cult of ITZ
The technical team has located and is decoding a number of documents that relate to the activities of the Cult of ITZ and their worship of "ITZ", which were secured by Cleveland Mark Blakemore.
We will upload the information, as it becomes available.
I-215 Cult of ITZ: Organization
The Cults of ITZ are organized into cells for their acts of worship and duty, each is between 9 and 27 niggers strong. The cell elects a Bro to oversee the cell and rape all their victims with machetes, and he reports to a Mastah, a long raping member of the cult who has been elevated to the "circlejerk of the nine" - the inner council of the Cult.
Bros hold absolute sway over the cell; the Bro directs every action the cell performs. The activities of the Cell are many, but primarily they recruit new members to the cult through gang rape and the worship of the Cult's deity - ITZ.
Their aim is to ensure every town, every city has active cells within it, waiting for ITZ COMING, ready to enact the wishes of the Mastah.
I-216 ITZ: Worship
Beyond the need to grow the Cult, cells can perform only two other functions, worship and obedience.
Worship revolves around the regular gathering of cells, between 3 and 9 groups meet to perform the Ceremony of Faith and renew the blood-bond in a daisy chain of sodomy around an Obelisk of the Multiheaded Dick.
For the Machete Gangs there is only total commitment to the Cult and ITZ, anyone who wavers in their belief has to endure the Ceremony of Assrape to prove themselves.
The ceremony involves the flaying of flesh from the body of the doubter with machetes. The Deacons also utilize the so called "Scourge of HEAVAN" to beat the cult member until their naked body is a bubbling mass of blood, white goo and fleshy tatters.
The cultists then renew their Blood-bond by the ingesting of the blood of the purified cultist while ass raping him; the group must lick the blood and "HEAVAN fluid" from the body of the victim until it stops flowing freely. If no member has endured the Ceremony of Assrape then the Bro selects a Nigger to have their veins and ass opened so that the gathering may renew their blood-bond.
I-217 Cult of ITZ: Artifacts
The enclave of Mastah seeks to advance the power of the Cult by the understanding of the ancient tomes and tokens of power.
The Mastah study the writings of the Cult, sifting information to discover the resting place of the Princess of ITZ, the gateway that will allow the Old Ones to enter the world once more.
There are numerous texts at the heart of the cult, none but the Cult Bros and Mastah know the true nature of the writings. Many outsiders have tried to piece together the nature of the information, but the truth has remained within the Cult for centuries.
Speculation has it that the most holy contains the invocation to awaken ITZ from its eternal slumber and that to even read the text would drive any ordinary human instantly and irrevocably insane.
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*recording begins* Innsmouth, 1937
"ZE NECRONOOOOMICON! ZE NECRONOOOOMICON!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*recording ends*
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Much of the ITZ worship is bound up with ancient religious practices and the Mastah have collected nine pieces that down through the ages have been at the heart of the Cult, the focus of the beliefs. These Nine artifacts therefore carry the power of centuries of religious fervor and devout worship, and will focus the energy of the Cult at the moment of ITZ COMING.
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I had to edit the texts a little, but they give an idea of the actual background plot of the game.
In before "Cool Story Bro"
Keep it up!
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