Skyrim review scans

[AlaCarcuss]

The really sad thing about this review for me is the fact that "atomic" magazine is an Aussie enthusiast PC magazine with usually more technical articles (overclocking, modding etc..) than your usual run of the mill PC mag.

When they review console games it's usually because they're console exclusives. Yet they review the fucking xbawx version Skyrim!!

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

http://ompldr.org/vYjViMg/skyrim.html

The end part with the Bro talking about how the true sons of Skyrim want to kick out the imperials and all the elves (grimdark) is kinda cool. So, the Skyrimians are basically rascist nords.



And fuck this game for making me care.

It's only fair after the way the Dunmer acted in Morrowind. They were racist to even their own kind if they'd been raised anywhere else.

 

[Trash]

There is a new vid out there which has a slightly less tarded player. He also fights a dragon and holy fuck, is that bad. Crap animations and as soon as it has landed you have this big almost immobile beast just sitting there shooting out flames every few seconds and getting hit in between.

Link?

Bitgamer has it.

 

[felipepepe]

I am trying to put in words what the sense or reason may have been in using majesty instead of plain "awesome". That's my imperfect approximation of what they may have been thinking, in all seriousness.

Simple, Bethesda PR asked him to do so, to stand out from the other countless aweshum games:

"This is not another of those boring awesome games, this shit is fucking MAJESTIC motherfucker! 12 out of 10!"

"Newspeak" from George Orwell's 1984. Nuff said.

 

[Mortmal]

Title is misleading, this is not a review, you dont learn anything about the game, its just a salesman wrting some ad for skyrim. Shame ont he guy who paid for hat magazine really.

 

[felipepepe]

If you read between the lines you can figure out some issues the reviewer had, like lots of repetitive & pointless quests, pathetic main quest plot, dungeons are pure filler combat and that horse riding is horrible...apart from the clearly stated fact that the AI doesn't work (no surprise here).

 

[MetalCraze]

You can't have a MAJESTIC experience without those things, felipepe

 

[MapMan]

this is now in GG

It always been.

 

[ChristofferC]

this is now in GG

Isn't it time to merge GRPG and GG?

 

[Serious_Business]

Switching to anti-oblibion campaign huh? Shitty sarcastic humour for the next 3 months? Yeah, wake me up when this shit is finished. Carry on soldiers

 

[Oriental European]

reviewers

Skyrim invited me to restaurant, and fed me what I thought was the best roast I've ever had. Then they told me that I actually just finished eating the remains of my only son.




















9.0/10

 

[Vibalist]

reviewers

Skyrim invited me to restaurant, and fed me what I thought was the best roast I've ever had. Then they told me that I actually just finished eating the remains of my only son.

 

[Zed]

Hurray!

Essential Skyrim tips:
Be racist.
Check!

Okay I'm ready!

 

[ZeniBot]

LOL now I finally get the whole "Majestic" thing.

On the subject of Atomic, here's the sort of shit spewed from an ex-atomic writer:
http://au.pc.gamespy.com/pc/diablo-iii/1195932p1.html

Authorities on RPGs they are not.. (the writer worked for Atomic)

to summarise for the lazy

Diablo3 should be more like Fallout3

 

[gromit]

, 0/5

, 4/5

 

[hanssolo]

WEREWOLVES AND URUK-HAI CONFIRMED FOR SKYRIM 11.11.11!!!!

 

[1451]

This looks like a moutza.

 

[Surf Solar]

, 0/5

, 4/5

So this is what the codex has come to? :/

 

[Rhalle]

WEREWOLVES AND URUK-HAI CONFIRMED FOR SKYRIM 11.11.11!!!!

This is the Dark Brotherhood's message after you kill someone, right? Instead of the dude just appearing the next time you sleep?

 

[Forest Dweller]

reviewers

Skyrim invited me to restaurant, and fed me what I thought was the best roast I've ever had. Then they told me that I actually just finished eating the remains of my only son.

I love this site.

 

[Rod Rodderson]

This is the Dark Brotherhood's message after you kill someone, right? Instead of the dude just appearing the next time you sleep?

So it seems. I wonder if the Dark Brotherhood are still going to be that ridiculous group of skooma-addicted murder cultists or an actual credible group of assassins. That hand is like in Oblivion's rendition of the faction, but that's not necessarily indicative of the latter, right?

...Yeah, I don't have high hopes.

(Amusingly, for a group that's supposed to hate the Morag Tong, they seem to be quite attached to that "Black Hand" concept, which is related to Mephala. But then, Oblivion.)

 

[Rhalle]

I suspect Skyrim won't be quite as silly as Oblivion could be; I suspect it will probably be more thorough in taking itself seriously, be at least a little darker in tone throughout-- and that could lead to a better game.

But then, Bethesda...

 

[Jaesun]

I suspect Skyrim won't be quite as silly as Oblivion could be; I suspect it will probably be more thorough in taking itself seriously, be at least a little darker in tone throughout-- and that could lead to a better game.

And monkeys will fly out of my ass...

 

[gromit]

Well, that's what'll happen if you keep letting people stick their monkeys up there...

I have to say, this review "contains no surprises" but technically does in how honest it seems to be about the expected flaws.

 

[Sordid Jester]

I suspect Skyrim won't be quite as silly as Oblivion could be; I suspect it will probably be more thorough in taking itself seriously, be at least a little darker in tone throughout-- and that could lead to a better game.

But then, Bethesda...

Recipe for hilarity.

This grimdark, gritty world where horses(and everything else) catapult as you kill them.