Egg Shen, Lo Pan, Wing Kong.Fuck this chink-chank-chonk shit. Dirty Ming? WHAT THE FUCK? is the Protag the only guy with proper chinese name? Or do we stick with Fatty Fong, Stinky Sai, and Shitty Pu?
Protag VA sounds terrible, too. Jade Empire: Triad Warfare. In before some badass dude in the game is called the DRAGON.
The Protag VA is good enough.
Egg Shen, Lo Pan, Wing Kong.Fuck this chink-chank-chonk shit. Dirty Ming? WHAT THE FUCK? is the Protag the only guy with proper chinese name? Or do we stick with Fatty Fong, Stinky Sai, and Shitty Pu?
Protag VA sounds terrible, too. Jade Empire: Triad Warfare. In before some badass dude in the game is called the DRAGON.
Seems like everyone and their brother-in-law who writes for the half-million gaming websites out there get review copies. Time for MHC and I to start some podunk YouTube channel, talk in wacky voices, and hype games!
Well I can throw cursewords in a high pitched voice!You can join MHC and myself as we take on Total Biscuit. Just work on a funny voice/exaggerated schtick.
The graphics look good. Not a Crysis killer of course, but as far as multiplatform games go, it looks ok. The visuals have that Hong Kong feel. The main weak pont is the character modells, which are worse than say...Red Dead Redemption. They are on the level of GTA4. The melee combat is fun as hell, grappling and putting down bad guys looks awesome. The good animations help a lot in this one. The combat system is not that complex. Basicly it is Batman Arkham C. You have a basic attack. You smash it, you make light attacks. At the end of a combo, you can hold it, to finish it with a strong attack.You can grab people with another key, and hit them, or ram them into the wall or use some stuff in the enviroment on them. I can't tell much more, since I'm still at the beginning of the game, and haven't seen many missions. I'm doing some extortion right now for theApart from the shitty controls, how is the game itself?