sportforredneck
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Allow me to be your guide in this journey into the center of Spore. Many claim the game to be mediocre, so why bother playing it and instead just watch me as I take my female organism from cell to space to dominate the evil phallic loving male creatures of the universe.
But being that my Spore is offline (for whatever reason that could be :wink: ) Jimbob's multiheaded dick creature unfortunately will not be included.
We begin on a planet. The planet of....
Yes, Codexicron. The female cell refuses to be the standard "oh let's have a salad" female and instead will tear the patriarchy apart with her jaws! She is carnivore, and is ready to kick some ass.
Take that Christian/Muslim/Jewish misogynists! I came from a meteor! Not some male "God!"
Delicious meat has been feasted on. But what is this? One of these creatures have left behind a horn? Great, a phallic weapon, just what I was expecting to be all over this universe. We'll see what we can do with this later. Luckily the horn's abilities is "attack and break" which is the only thing men have ever done.
The female cell has seen a giant Goliath of a cell. It is time to investigate further. But unfortunately being a large man trying to dominate over the small, it attacked. I escaped quickly to find a female life partner:
I will always love you Jowwi! You are my bride, just as I am yours. But we are both powerful women in our own right. None of us shall ever own each other.
Our child. This is what the perfect world would be, if two females could come together and create a child. It is beautiful. And the species now has a name to show our feminine might! Kasierin! Notice the small horn between the mouths. It represents the small phallus which male culture has murdered their women to conceal. Well not it cannot be concealed! Instead it is front and center for all to see!
Huh...two hulking man creatures. I'm sure I will face a lot more of you in the future. Look at that green bastard with the phallus for a mouth! He shall face the ultimate wraith!
Post-wrath. And with it, I have earned his penis.
A shocking member in the cause against feminine power was eaten by me. Princess Diana of the Kaiserin has received in turn the electricity power used against me. But I question the need to use it. What if more sisters come to my assistance and I shock them? That is not feminine power!
A beast of the patriarch! I knew there would be one everywhere! It is time for battle! Go Princess Diana GO!!
Fuck....it...it ate me! That bastard! There will be REVENGE!
RE!
VENGE! HA HA! The daughter of Princess Diana: Aphrodite of the Kaiserin has succeeded! The male oppressors of that species has been put in it's place!
A bulbous testicular creature prepare for death!
My death...FUUUUCK!
Our new heroine takes on the patriarchy head first! Victory must be ours!
It is not retreat! I just refuse to allow another sister to die for our cause! We shall be victorious this day under the banner of Athena the Kaiserin!
Athena must mate! We shall grow ever more powerful in removing the penis of this universe!
We sisters are now faster, and not only that but we have buds releasing poison to destroy those men who dare sneak up on us in an effort to destroy our femininity from subterfuge! They shall not enter our backdoor!
A female is being attacked by that bastard I saw previously! HE WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN LIKE THE HAMMER OF THO.....THORINA!
Watch my sisters and I work together for our cause! It is more beautiful than something any man can do!
The spoils of war. Or gwar...which is girl war. But we are not mere girls, we are sisters and heroines!
The phallus creature of 10,000 phalluses shall fall.
Finally! I didn't fucking die!
Another penile agent down. A universe full to go.
Yes! My sisters and I have done it! We have become sentient. I have the strange feeling that the Kaiserin brain will never grow beyond that size.
We have turned 3D!
We have been given legs. The poison bud is meant to represent the venom of our words against the patriarchy. The small horns remain as the ever vigilant reminder of the overcompensation of MANkind.
And now we are on land!
Tune in next time for.....THE CREATURE STAGE!
But being that my Spore is offline (for whatever reason that could be :wink: ) Jimbob's multiheaded dick creature unfortunately will not be included.
We begin on a planet. The planet of....
Yes, Codexicron. The female cell refuses to be the standard "oh let's have a salad" female and instead will tear the patriarchy apart with her jaws! She is carnivore, and is ready to kick some ass.
Take that Christian/Muslim/Jewish misogynists! I came from a meteor! Not some male "God!"
Delicious meat has been feasted on. But what is this? One of these creatures have left behind a horn? Great, a phallic weapon, just what I was expecting to be all over this universe. We'll see what we can do with this later. Luckily the horn's abilities is "attack and break" which is the only thing men have ever done.
The female cell has seen a giant Goliath of a cell. It is time to investigate further. But unfortunately being a large man trying to dominate over the small, it attacked. I escaped quickly to find a female life partner:
I will always love you Jowwi! You are my bride, just as I am yours. But we are both powerful women in our own right. None of us shall ever own each other.
Our child. This is what the perfect world would be, if two females could come together and create a child. It is beautiful. And the species now has a name to show our feminine might! Kasierin! Notice the small horn between the mouths. It represents the small phallus which male culture has murdered their women to conceal. Well not it cannot be concealed! Instead it is front and center for all to see!
Huh...two hulking man creatures. I'm sure I will face a lot more of you in the future. Look at that green bastard with the phallus for a mouth! He shall face the ultimate wraith!
Post-wrath. And with it, I have earned his penis.
A shocking member in the cause against feminine power was eaten by me. Princess Diana of the Kaiserin has received in turn the electricity power used against me. But I question the need to use it. What if more sisters come to my assistance and I shock them? That is not feminine power!
A beast of the patriarch! I knew there would be one everywhere! It is time for battle! Go Princess Diana GO!!
Fuck....it...it ate me! That bastard! There will be REVENGE!
RE!
VENGE! HA HA! The daughter of Princess Diana: Aphrodite of the Kaiserin has succeeded! The male oppressors of that species has been put in it's place!
A bulbous testicular creature prepare for death!
My death...FUUUUCK!
Our new heroine takes on the patriarchy head first! Victory must be ours!
It is not retreat! I just refuse to allow another sister to die for our cause! We shall be victorious this day under the banner of Athena the Kaiserin!
Athena must mate! We shall grow ever more powerful in removing the penis of this universe!
We sisters are now faster, and not only that but we have buds releasing poison to destroy those men who dare sneak up on us in an effort to destroy our femininity from subterfuge! They shall not enter our backdoor!
A female is being attacked by that bastard I saw previously! HE WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN LIKE THE HAMMER OF THO.....THORINA!
Watch my sisters and I work together for our cause! It is more beautiful than something any man can do!
The spoils of war. Or gwar...which is girl war. But we are not mere girls, we are sisters and heroines!
The phallus creature of 10,000 phalluses shall fall.
Finally! I didn't fucking die!
Another penile agent down. A universe full to go.
Yes! My sisters and I have done it! We have become sentient. I have the strange feeling that the Kaiserin brain will never grow beyond that size.
We have turned 3D!
We have been given legs. The poison bud is meant to represent the venom of our words against the patriarchy. The small horns remain as the ever vigilant reminder of the overcompensation of MANkind.
And now we are on land!
Tune in next time for.....THE CREATURE STAGE!