Is SMA still with Kaiserin? If so, we know they have access to a camera. Tranny BUTTON LP.pipka said:I demand Codexian LP! Now!
"Oh, here we go. You're a 'real gamer' and only play mature games for mature gamers such as yourself, right? Oh, and what's that, you're going to simplify the gameplay to a few words so it sounds archaic and lame? Wow, do you have a degree in rhetoric? Like I say, it's a casual party game like twister or charades or pictionary. Ultimately, all you have to do is press a button but the fun is had away from the screen by physically interacting with each other in order to be the one who gets to the button first, I'd say that's innovative and at less than 2 quid it's fairly priced for what it is. Like I said, this is a perfectly legitimate addition to steams library not intended for MLG hotheads and holier than thou basement dwellers trying to prove to each other they're the most 'hardcore' but for people with friends or family who enjoy having fun together. Me, I can have fun with my friends without being a pretentious ♥♥♥♥♥♥bag every time they want to play a casual game as well as enjoying more serious and complicated titles. You... well, you're good at posting negative opinions to make yourself seem superior on internet message boards I guess. Keep it up kid, you got talent. "
Lord Rocket said:Jesus dickholes what the fuck is wrong with you all
This.Yeesh said:I don't know. It seems to have a lot of potential for groping, assuming you play it with members of the sex you like to grope. Or every time you play, if you're bisexual.
poocolator said:Once you're naked on the hardwood floor, spasming on top of your target girl/guy, you'll glance up at the screen to see the benevolent mascots cheering you on; then, you'll know you made an excellent investment.
sgc_meltdown said:Lord Rocket said:Jesus dickholes what the fuck is wrong with you all
itt maturity is being angry about other people being angry and telling them to be less angry
sgc_meltdown said:Award-winning indie sensation, showcased at IndieCade and finalist for the Nuovo Award at the 13th Annual Independent Games Festival
god dammit you hipster bastards
B.U.T.T.O.N. (Brutally Unfair Tactics Totally OK Now) is a one-button party game for 2-8 players. The game consists of short rounds. In each round, the game instructs players to put down their controllers and take several steps back away from the computer. Then, after displaying an additional direction designed to add some chaos (e.g. "Lie on the floor"), the game announces a micro-challenge (e.g. "Any player whose button is pressed loses"). In a race in physical space, players rush to the controllers to press the "right" button – be it their own or that of their opponents.
In B.U.T.T.O.N., what players are "allowed" to do will depend on the specific community of people playing. The computer, of course, cannot detect if players are taking a full six steps back, or if each player really completed five pushups, etc. This is not a shortcoming, but a feature. Rather than let the computer carry out all the rules, the players are themselves responsible for enforcing (or not enforcing) the rules. On this account we were inspired by old folk games and board games, which encourage improvisational play and "house rules."
This piece of shit will make tens of thousands I guarantee it
Lord Rocket said:sgc_meltdown said:itt maturity is being angry about other people being angry and telling them to be less angry
And wishing serious injuries on people who play casual games.
sgc_meltdown said:Lord Rocket said:sgc_meltdown said:itt maturity is being angry about other people being angry and telling them to be less angry
And wishing serious injuries on people who play casual games.
And misinterpreting a figure of speech in order to maintain the conceit that one is somehow better, but really, keep throwing stones from that glass house.
Lord Rocket said:And misrepresenting oneself in a frankly feeble attempt to regain the high ground.
Lord Rocket said:Butthurt achieved.
I take it all back, clicking on this thread and watching the vidya wasn't a waste of time at all.