1. Vampire: Bloodlines (Abandoned) Vampires are just so cringe to begin with and this game has some atrociously lame dialogue and retarded situations and characters. Top it off with the fact that the combat is ass and you've got basically a shitty deus ex for teen anime fans. How did this piece of shit get 44% of codexers to vote for it? We may never know.
2. ATOM RPG (Completed) Proof that it's possible to be goofy without going into cringe territory (like wasteland 3 for example) and maintains a consistent tone through the whole game rather than giving you tonal whiplash with drama. On top of that, the game is fun to play, how about that?
3. Knights of the Chalice (Abandoned) I hate wizards more than anything and everything in this game is a god damned wizard. Any world this saturated with magic users deserves to end. You can almost hear the fucker who made this giggling at you with each encounter and I hope I meet him one day before I die so that I can douse him with gasoline, 5 FOOT STEP and then throw a match at him. Fucken asshole.
4. Caves of Lore (Abandoned) Caves of bore.
5. Death Knights of Krynn (Completed) I really think dnd peaked at 1st edition.
6. Dungeon Rats (Completed) This game was so good that I need to go back and play Age Of Decadence again to make sure that I didn't miss something. Like a roman version of prison break if the main characters were all Lincoln Burrows which would, of course, be a big improvement.
INTERMISSION: Age of Decadence (Complete) Turns out this wasn't ass after all, it was just presented in a way that you'd think that it was ass. Thanks to dungeon rats, I knew what I was doing enough to make a Conan-style character in this, ignoring 99% of all skills. This game is so stingy that it's suffocating, supposedly to encourage you to play it again but I shudder to think how boring it would be to play a character who relies on more dialogue and less murdering.
7. Solasta (Completed) Nauseatingly corporate world where everyone has a white personality and demeanour but they have evenly distributed skin shades. Lots of old ugly women in positions of power. Almost quit at the character creator, but the dialogue combines with the terrifying corpse mannequins and janky animations in such a way that it made me laugh so much that I had to see what stupid shit happened next. "Oi, what's wif dis donkey pish" "Time ta drink more donkey pish" "Nuffin like a good story wif a warm mug o donkey pish" etc.
8. Nox
9. Black Geyser
10. Inquisitor
11. Planet Alcatraz
12. Summoner 2
13. Vendetta
14. Crusader: No Regret
15. Space Wreck
16. The Thing
17. Tyranny
18. Soulbringer
2. ATOM RPG (Completed) Proof that it's possible to be goofy without going into cringe territory (like wasteland 3 for example) and maintains a consistent tone through the whole game rather than giving you tonal whiplash with drama. On top of that, the game is fun to play, how about that?
3. Knights of the Chalice (Abandoned) I hate wizards more than anything and everything in this game is a god damned wizard. Any world this saturated with magic users deserves to end. You can almost hear the fucker who made this giggling at you with each encounter and I hope I meet him one day before I die so that I can douse him with gasoline, 5 FOOT STEP and then throw a match at him. Fucken asshole.
4. Caves of Lore (Abandoned) Caves of bore.
5. Death Knights of Krynn (Completed) I really think dnd peaked at 1st edition.
6. Dungeon Rats (Completed) This game was so good that I need to go back and play Age Of Decadence again to make sure that I didn't miss something. Like a roman version of prison break if the main characters were all Lincoln Burrows which would, of course, be a big improvement.
INTERMISSION: Age of Decadence (Complete) Turns out this wasn't ass after all, it was just presented in a way that you'd think that it was ass. Thanks to dungeon rats, I knew what I was doing enough to make a Conan-style character in this, ignoring 99% of all skills. This game is so stingy that it's suffocating, supposedly to encourage you to play it again but I shudder to think how boring it would be to play a character who relies on more dialogue and less murdering.
7. Solasta (Completed) Nauseatingly corporate world where everyone has a white personality and demeanour but they have evenly distributed skin shades. Lots of old ugly women in positions of power. Almost quit at the character creator, but the dialogue combines with the terrifying corpse mannequins and janky animations in such a way that it made me laugh so much that I had to see what stupid shit happened next. "Oi, what's wif dis donkey pish" "Time ta drink more donkey pish" "Nuffin like a good story wif a warm mug o donkey pish" etc.
8. Nox
9. Black Geyser
10. Inquisitor
11. Planet Alcatraz
12. Summoner 2
13. Vendetta
14. Crusader: No Regret
15. Space Wreck
16. The Thing
17. Tyranny
18. Soulbringer
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