Demnogonis Saastuttaja
Magister
Sometimes it's the die, or unfair GM, but more often than not the players just do really dumb - but also really amusing - stuff. So what are your best fuck-ups?
So I have this habit of not paying attention.
Once in a Sci-Fi game called Heimot (Tribes, dunno if it has been translated into english) I shot a little girl with a high-powered handgun, in the back, because she stole something from me. What I didn't understand was that we were not in fact in some dark corridor (it was a space station) but in a middle of a busy marketplace. So the space yakuzas shot me out of an airlock. And I had made the character 15 minutes earlier.
Just yesterday we were playing D&D Eberron, we are hunting some giant artifacts and one of them is located underwater. So we had to pay one Sahuagin tribe to get passage, then we run into another that apparently the DM told us lived in the ruins we were trying to get in to. Well I didn't listen to that part. They asked us for slaves to get passage, and I thought fuck it, I'm bored with the constant negotiations especially since none of us has any speech skills, so I shot the Sahuagin. So the pirate captain tells us it's too dangerous to be in the area now, so I tell him he's a pussy and so they dump us in the Drow territory where humans aren't allowed into and we know nothing about. Also before that my last character almost brought war to the only human settlement in the area because we murdered a Drow patrol and set alight some villages crops so that we could steal their giant dragonshard. He was chaotic good by the way. The new one started neutral but changed in to evil because he just casually agreed to an assassination job among other things. Apparently I can't play decent people for shit.
In this Dark Ages Vampire game I told some noble in Jerusalem that we were agents of the Pope. With me being an Armenian Setite, another guy this nomad and the lie being stupid in general, the difficulty for the bluff was maybe 9 or something. I count that as a fuck-up even though my outrageous lying skill still made the guy swallow it. That was so fucking dumb, though nothing out of ordinary for me I suppose.
So I have this habit of not paying attention.
Once in a Sci-Fi game called Heimot (Tribes, dunno if it has been translated into english) I shot a little girl with a high-powered handgun, in the back, because she stole something from me. What I didn't understand was that we were not in fact in some dark corridor (it was a space station) but in a middle of a busy marketplace. So the space yakuzas shot me out of an airlock. And I had made the character 15 minutes earlier.
Just yesterday we were playing D&D Eberron, we are hunting some giant artifacts and one of them is located underwater. So we had to pay one Sahuagin tribe to get passage, then we run into another that apparently the DM told us lived in the ruins we were trying to get in to. Well I didn't listen to that part. They asked us for slaves to get passage, and I thought fuck it, I'm bored with the constant negotiations especially since none of us has any speech skills, so I shot the Sahuagin. So the pirate captain tells us it's too dangerous to be in the area now, so I tell him he's a pussy and so they dump us in the Drow territory where humans aren't allowed into and we know nothing about. Also before that my last character almost brought war to the only human settlement in the area because we murdered a Drow patrol and set alight some villages crops so that we could steal their giant dragonshard. He was chaotic good by the way. The new one started neutral but changed in to evil because he just casually agreed to an assassination job among other things. Apparently I can't play decent people for shit.
In this Dark Ages Vampire game I told some noble in Jerusalem that we were agents of the Pope. With me being an Armenian Setite, another guy this nomad and the lie being stupid in general, the difficulty for the bluff was maybe 9 or something. I count that as a fuck-up even though my outrageous lying skill still made the guy swallow it. That was so fucking dumb, though nothing out of ordinary for me I suppose.