JarlFrank
I like Thief THIS much
EPIC!!
So, basically, when we start the game, our heroine, Raidy, stands in front of that dark tower thingie. She talks a bit to herself, and then I can pick three options of examination.
Let's think it over, I'm not sure if I want to enter. I mean, it has lesbian demons inside who surely would like to rape me!
Think it over.
- "My name is Raidy." [I don't think that you had to *think* to find that one out, but oh well, I don't play this game for the writing, do I?]
"I'm a wandering swordfighter, roaming the land of Else." [That place must be somewhere else [/cheap pun mode]]
"Because I can summon lightning, some people call me lightning warrior." [I still don't get what this has to do with the tower and my adventure. It seems she's thinking about herself instead of her adventure. Egoistic bitch.]
"... Plus, I can imbue my sword with lightning and attack with my Thunder Slash. I'm stronger than most male fighters."
Look at the tower.
"It seems as if it's mocking me."
Look at the entrance.
"I wonder if it was built wrong?"
"I don't really want to go in there." [Yeah, cuz you'll get raped, bitch.]
Alright, let's think it over again, maybe now she'll finally decide whether to enter or not.
Think it over.
"As for why I'm standing here by this tower..."
"It has to do with this village Sadd, where I stopped to resupply."
"When I arrived, it looked like a ghost town."
"There were no young people there at all. Only the elderly." [I think I know what happened to the young ones...]
"I asked around, and it looks like the monsters in this tower are to blame." [Yep, the monsters wanted a gangbang party!]
"They apparently kidnapped all the young women in the village, and the men who went to rescue them never returned!" [Because we all know men can't resist sexy demons, so they just stayed. And now our heroine comes and wants to disturb this wonderful mass orgy and rescue those poor guys right when they have an orgasm inside a sexy demon female. Or something like that.]
Basically, she babbles on about that she still got a bad feeling about entering that tower because she thinks something evil might happen to her there. I want her to stop blabbering and finally enter that shithole so she can rape some lesbian demons or get raped by them. No matter which way around, as long as there's some tits.
Finally, after examining the entrance again, she enters that place. And it's dark. Really dark. The interface reminds me of those old blob-RPGs like Wizardry and M&M. If the combat's as good as those, I'll be happy.
I walk through the dungeon a bit, and... HOLY SHIT! A were-rat appears!
...
Apparently, those were-rats are some kind of sexy furry-woman thingie... I wonder how her attack will look like.
And then, I fight... and... the were-rat is slain! Yeeha! And her shirt slips off as she falls.
After a bit more exploration, I find a prison cell, but apparently, there's nobody there.
I examine that thing, and somehow Raidy notices that those chains are there for restraining women. Not people, but women. I wonder how she noticed. Or if I'm going to see those chains in use on actual women. Who knows.
Hmm, there's nobody there, I leave the prison cell and... I think that's the place where they'll take me when I'm defeated in combat. I have no idea, but it might be possible.
Okay, next battle with a were-rat... I was beaten, and the game did end. So, nope, that's not the place where they'll take me when I'm defeated. Would've been fun, though.
Oh well, I'll stop here for now and continue this Let's Play later. Haven't seen much sexual action yet, but once I reach some, I'll sure let you know.