Pathfinder Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Efe]

some like brandon sanderson do explain and even when he cant explain it, he does fit his magic into a certain consistent logic.

 

[Lawntoilet]

some like brandon sanderson do explain and even when he cant explain it, he does fit his magic into a certain consistent logic.

Sanderson doesn't just pull stuff out of his ass and say "because magic" though, he tends to do quite a good job establishing the rules and laying groundwork before any major plot problems, not just pull some miraculous solution out of his ass like the Flaz Gaz Heat Ray: https://amazingstories.com/2014/05/...ific-profligacy-r-lionel-fanthorpe-sf-author/

 

[InD_ImaginE]

Yeah you can criticize Sanderson's books for whatever reason but establishing world and magical rule isn't one of them. His magic has fairly established rule and exceptions are usually set up before they are relevant to avoid some ass pull deus ex machina later.

 

[Ipum]

Baba Yaga appearance would be awesome.

 

[FranticDistortion]

My portrait for Oread monk is ready

Spoiler

Jerk Stronghand

 

[Lacrymas]

This is Aerie 2.0 with troubling undertones.

This is exactly Aerie 2.0 because the same aspects were present with her as well.

 

[FranticDistortion]

incoming tl;dr concerning elf hate:

Spoiler

Elfs suck because they live for 1000 years and the best they can achieve is a fucking tree house, bows and useless magic. Every time elf becomes something more than a dendrophile, they turn into evil asshole that want to rule or kill everything, yet for some reason they look down on every other race and don't mind backstabbing everyone for their own gain. Tolkien-esque elfs suck so much, turning them into flesh eating hive-mind worshippers makes them more likeable.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Elfs suck because they live for 1000 years and the best they can achieve is a fucking tree house, bows and useless magic. Every time elf becomes something more than a dendrophile, they turn into evil asshole that want to rule or kill everything, yet for some reason they look down on every other race and don't mind backstabbing everyone for their own gain. Tolkien-esque elves suck so much

Well put, but...

turning them into flesh eating hive-mind worshippers makes them more likeable.

You're not supposed to like them. They're elv*s after all.

 

[FranticDistortion]

Elfs suck because they live for 1000 years and the best they can achieve is a fucking tree house, bows and useless magic. Every time elf becomes something more than a dendrophile, they turn into evil asshole that want to rule or kill everything, yet for some reason they look down on every other race and don't mind backstabbing everyone for their own gain. Tolkien-esque elves suck so much

Well put, but...

turning them into flesh eating hive-mind worshippers makes them more likeable.

You're not supposed to like them. They're elv*s after all.

Being a bit more likeable doesn't help when they are in the Mariana Trench of likability.

 

[LannTheStupid]

Magnat that's some hard vata shit in your signature. I need to add something from Right Sector to mine.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Elfs suck because they live for 1000 years and the best they can achieve is a fucking tree house, bows and useless magic. Every time elf becomes something more than a dendrophile, they turn into evil asshole that want to rule or kill everything, yet for some reason they look down on every other race and don't mind backstabbing everyone for their own gain. Tolkien-esque elves suck so much

Well put, but...

turning them into flesh eating hive-mind worshippers makes them more likeable.

You're not supposed to like them. They're elv*s after all.

Being a bit more likeable doesn't help when they are in the Mariana Trench of likability.

That's why you shouldn't turn them into monstrosities, since they're more disgusting as an equivalent to the 'banality of evil'.

Magnat that's some hard vata shit in your signature. I need to add something from Right Sector to mine.

Right Sector is kosher stuff, ukrop comrade. If you want to go fashy, go all the way.

 

[fantadomat]

What is with all the butthurt over elf chicks? At least you don't get to bang a jewish dwarfen one.

Only defects and jews dislike elven women. Which normal person wouldn't want to bang a tall slender/fit blond with blue eyes and exotic ears?????

 

[Lacrymas]

Only defects and jews dislike elven women. Which normal person wouldn't want to bang a tall slender/fit blond with blue eyes and exotic ears?????

Like a friend of mine used to say, everyone can bang slender, hot chicks, only real men can fuck the fatties and appearance-challenged.

 

[Lawntoilet]

What is with all the butthurt over elf chicks? At least you don't get to bang a jewish dwarfen one.

Only defects and jews dislike elven women. Which normal person wouldn't want to bang a tall slender/fit blond with blue eyes and exotic ears?????

Dwarves aren't Jewish, gnomes are. Didn't you play Arcanum?

 

[fantadomat]

What is with all the butthurt over elf chicks? At least you don't get to bang a jewish dwarfen one.

Only defects and jews dislike elven women. Which normal person wouldn't want to bang a tall slender/fit blond with blue eyes and exotic ears?????

Dwarves aren't Jewish, gnomes are. Didn't you play Arcanum?

Dwarfs are western jews while gnomes are arab jews

 

[FranticDistortion]

What is with all the butthurt over elf chicks? At least you don't get to bang a jewish dwarfen one.

Only defects and jews dislike elven women. Which normal person wouldn't want to bang a tall slender/fit blond with blue eyes and exotic ears?????

Dwarves aren't Jewish, gnomes are. Didn't you play Arcanum?

Dwarfs are western jews while gnomes are arab jews

Dwarfs are Scandinavians, they love swearing and drinking.

 

[Lawntoilet]

What is with all the butthurt over elf chicks? At least you don't get to bang a jewish dwarfen one.

Only defects and jews dislike elven women. Which normal person wouldn't want to bang a tall slender/fit blond with blue eyes and exotic ears?????

Dwarves aren't Jewish, gnomes are. Didn't you play Arcanum?

Dwarfs are western jews while gnomes are arab jews

Nah the Arcanum gnomes are totally Hollywood/Epstein/Illuminati banker jews.
Shit if you're a gnome one of the hookers at the Tarant brothel calls it "playing hide the coin" when you bang her.
Arcanum dwarves are more Scottish, not just the accents but also the mining and being a tech hotbed during the industrial revolution. The Scots also have similar stereotypes of being cheapskates as the Jews though I guess so there is that.

 

[Harthwain]

This is fantasy, not sci-fi

Not every sci-fi is hard sci-fi.

In fact most sci-fi out there isn't hard sci-fi, because making hard sci-fi is... hard. It's not easy to come up with a plausible idea that uses "our" reality (even if it happens in the future) and it's a challenge to tell it in an interesting fashion to people who treat books like [mindless] entertainment. Fantasy is much easier to do in comparison and that includes space fantasy as well.

This reminded me about an analysis someone made when pointing out why Eragon's fantasy world - presented in a book - was pure bullshit from logical standpoint. It was a really fun to read.

I mean, this game will not feature sex scenes, so there no point to engage themselves into reading pure cringe such as "romances" and we should focus on stats and quests.

Like in BG2?

 

[fantadomat]

In actual mythology dwarfs(and elfs) are seen as malevolent earth spirits/creatures. They are small,greedy,deformed creatures that rape women and kill/eat/kidnap children/babies. It really makes you think how fantasy and D&D twisted the nature of those dark creatures. Hmmmm maybe all that shit about those people being satanists and shit,holds some truth in it.

 

[FranticDistortion]

In actual mythology dwarfs(and elfs) are seen as malevolent earth spirits/creatures. They are small,greedy,deformed creatures that rape women and kill/eat/kidnap children/babies. It really makes you think how fantasy and D&D twisted the nature of those dark creatures. Hmmmm maybe all that shit about those people being satanists and shit,holds some truth in it.

What is that "actual" mythology you are talking about? As far I am aware, in the earliest ones they caused illnesses, not kidnappings and rapes.

 

[Ninjerk]

Thrice damned knife-ears

 

[S.torch]

Fantasy is much easier to do in comparison and that includes space fantasy as well.

If fantasy was "easier" to do, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

 

[Harthwain]

Fantasy is much easier to do in comparison and that includes space fantasy as well.

If fantasy was "easier" to do, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Elaborate?

 

[Reinhardt]

Shit, let's add a romance.

They said she's not romancable.

 

[Pink Eye]

My portrait for Oread monk is ready

Spoiler

Jerk Stronghand

You thinking rock monks? I'm thinking rock monks! Uhh, monk bros get in here!