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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Grimwulf, Aug 30, 2017.

  1. Grimwulf Arcane Patron Vatnik

    Grimwulf
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    Location:
    Kodex Kommunistic Kolony
    Introduction

    The ride never ends. Kommunism must prevail!

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    Season 1 link

    Failing to establish a glorious colony in Season 1, Grimwulf and his team of utterly incompetent komrades were forced to escape Head of Hydrus continent, hoping for a fresh new start. Can you feel that gnawing tingling deep down in your balls? That's your inner communist begging you to join our cause and bring RED GLORY to KKK!

    Rules have changed since Season 1. New Alpha 17, new continent, new mods, new game.

    I'm sure you remember Randy Random - our friendly deranged AI Storyteller responsible for all that shit that happened in Season 1. I hate him.

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    This time, we shall have have four Storytellers, one for each season.

    Spring will be Randy Random's season, a time of hope and randomness. A time when we can enjoy good fortune or fall even deeper into the Abyss of Misery.

    Summer will be Raul Bison's season.

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    A time of war, blood and death. Bison is a cruel bastard who's gonna send waves upon waves of hostiles. Every seven days on Tuesdays a major threat will hit us. Many will suffer and die.

    Those who survive should not relax their buttcheeks just yet, for they will meet Rainbeau Flambe, master of Autumn.

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    He will toss events at our still bleeding colony like a caring hawk who tosses his yonglings off a cliff, hoping they will learn to fly this way.

    However, Flambe is not the worst of the lot. If we manage to survive until Winter, it would be a proper time to abandon all hope. Meet the last Storyteller, men. And fear the day he will take over the Story.

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    There is no point trying to describe the Indescribable. Let's just say H.P. Lovecraft will test our sanity as well as our bodies. And leave it at that.

    Regardless of current Storyteller, we shall play extreme difficulty at all times.

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    Also, permadeath. Naturally.

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    The scenario is a custom one, designed by yours truly.

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    You might notice that we play tribals, which means low-tech start and very difficult technological advancement. There are reasons for that. Season 2 begins years after we left the original Kolony. Years of fighting against deer forces, navigating the ocean, drinking our asses off, roaming and scavenging throughout the new continent. Those years have changed us significantly. Among other things, we forgot most of what we used to know. Fortunately, Azira made notes back in the days he researched stonecutting and other stuff. That might come in handy.

    If you wish to join and make communism great again, all you gotta do is sacrifice 19 virgins express your will in this thread. You can choose a name, avatar and some personal quirks for your kolonist. Be warned, though - Rimworld does not let the player edit his colonists in any way, except for nickname. Skills, traits, health conditions, psychological scales, even existing relationships - everything is pure RNG. If your char ends up being a legless transgender pyromaniac AND Kalin's dead father at the same time, do not blame me. You have been warned.

    Now, you can't simply jump in the game whenever you please. That's not how communism works. In order to achieve anything in life, you gotta wait in line first.

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    Once you sign up, you'll be added to the bottom of the Red List. Always remember: patience is a virtue.

    Dead komrades are free to sign up again as different character.

    Our glorious journey begins this weekend. Still waiting for Kalin and Dreaad to show up, but if they don't - well, it's been years since Season 1. Some of us didn't make it after all.

    The Red List (open)
    already recruited (open)

    1. a bear named spigot
    signed 11.05.2016 for male
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    I'm ready for another adventure, sign me up as future nonspecific jerkoff

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    Good Buddy loves remote control cars and chooses to have optimism

    2. ERYFKRAD
    signed 11.05.2016 for male
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    Sign up me as the next male bait for enemies colonist.

    4. Bliblablubb
    signed 11.05.2016 for male/female OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
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    Even tho I can already hear the game preloading the "GAME OVER" screen from the files, I'd still like to apply for being a dorf Kommucolonist. Maybe this time I can be more than just an instakilled beefcake.
    +M
    I don't care aboot name/gender/traits, in KKKommunism everyone is equally useless equal after all.

    7. SmartCheetah
    signed 12.05.2016 for male/female
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    Oh, and count me in. Call him/her "Cheetah" and use my current avatar or some sexy chick :D

    Got an avatar for miself. You've got bot sexes on one picture.

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    8. Lizzurd
    signed 14.05.2016 for male
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    May I apply for your colony too? Please assign me as the utmost worthless savage, who will bring much more disaster and regret then any other living creature, including centipedes.

    Grimwulf, I fit just perfectly! Sign me up please, coz there could be no soviet union without dissidents and trotskyites. Feel free to choose any skills and abillities, but please keep with Leo's line.
    The revolution should permamently go on. One after another, the revolts should break the shackles of social and political bourgeois corruption. The party is rotting inside - and only the new coup could refresh it. Grimwulf is old and he is not the sufficient leader. The world should burn!

    "One slav is a thug.
    Two slavs are partisan squad
    Three slavs are partisan squad and a traitor"

    9. Luka-boy
    signed 14.05.2016 for male
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    Reporting for duty... in case a male character with a nice aptitude for cooking (and if he's decent at fighting even better) ever arrives to the Kolony or gets kidnapped by you commies.

    Like in the previous season, I'm reporting for duty as a smooth apparently Spanish cook who's secretly a CIA spy trying to gather information on the KKKolony and possibly sabotage it if it's deemed to dangerous. And who will undoubtedly just lose his goddamn mind and self-confidence after unspeakable hardships and humiliations in the process if he lives long enough.

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    Did you know potato omelette is the most popular dish in Spain? Surely that will be more than enough to earn those silly Kommies' trust :M

    (Obviously a male Kolonist with decent skill in cooking and melee is ideal for the optimal BrazzersCook experience, but I don't mind finding some portraits for a female and melee isn't that important, so if you just need to send a defenseless woman to the kitchen it works for me)


    12. boot
    signed 16.05.2016 for male
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    I know you have a few guys lined up but just in case

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    I learned about communism in school and would love to join your commune. My wifes son said it's ok so...


    If I end up in colony please use forum avatar or one of kommissar's choosing.

    13. Krivol
    signed 16.05.2016 for male/female
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    I have no idea how much of story you have added (I mean I am not sure if you did something "wrong" just to make story more interesting) but it's very amusing let's play. Also droids in the very beggining... lol, it's like Ilitihid in Candlekeep :D .

    Count me in : Krivol, stats, sex and other stuff doesn't matter.

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    14. Reinhardt
    signed 24.05.2016 for male
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    I was born in USSR and miss it so much. Any free spaces in Kolony?


    3. MotherMachinae (unconfirmed)
    signed 11.05.2016 for male
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    Boar report on duty
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    Do inane tasks, ask inane questions and deal with impossible.


    Put me on the list, named Paxton and I come to this lost planet for some blue collar job.

    5. Ulminati (in case of resurrection)
    signed 12.05.2016 for male
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    Looking promising. Feel free to drop me in with whatever traits you deem most entertaining :salute:

    6. tindrli (unconfirmed)
    signed 12.05.2016 for male
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    Tindrli reporting for duty

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    he was cryostased for a long time

    10. Inf0mercial (unconfirmed)
    signed 15.05.2016 for male
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    sign me up whenever although considering the list so far and how slow new characters joining seems to be......

    11. Space Insect (unconfirmed)
    signed 16.05.2016 for male
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    Put me on your waiting list of new settlers. I've always wanted to be centipede fodder a strong communist!

    15. Wayward Son (unconfirmed)
    signed 01.06.2016 for male
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    Please add me to the chopping block recruit list. I want a kommukolonist who can either shoot or Doctor good and preferably is psychopath. If you ever get through the rest.

    16. Stainless Veteran
    signed 06.06.2016 for male/female
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    Stainless Veteran
    Gender doesn't matter, if male, then
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    if female, then
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    Background: Glorious Nu-Soviet Military. From the young age Stainless Veteran was taught that there's no greater happiness then serving the Motherland in battle. The world Nu-USSR 1961 had quite a big plans for its neighbors - glorious Party wanted to bring peace, prosperity, take from each according to his ability, and give to each according to his needs - all through the way of military conquest, of course. At first Nu-USSR succeeded, and its military won many victories (and took a few defeats, though any true communist wouldn't talk about them). Although they were paid by the sacrifices of 1961's sons and daughters, so there were always a need for fresh meat patriotic young citizens. Stainless Veteran had shown an affinity for sniping, a sure aim, and being cool under enemy fire. Although being a respected and proved soldier, the squadmates and brass sometimes whispered among themselves that something wasn't quite right with Stanless'. So the a significant portion of that little free time Stainless had spent tinkering with drones and other assorted automata or helping at the hospital with the wounded. All things comes to an end though. Instead of accepting peace, prosperity and compulsory labor, neighboring planets acted like true capitalists - they bribed a part of Nu-USSR's Party, and so the Party brass turned against each other, and the planet 1961 was engulfed in bloody chaos. Military took heavy losses, one of which was Stainless Veteran - bionic parts, burns, concussion, you name it. Disillusioned, instead of going down with the ship, SV fled to an uncharted world.

    Strengths:
    Shooting
    Research and/or Medicine
    Careful Shooter if possible

    Weaknesses
    Bloodlust or Psychopath

    17. MercantileInterest
    signed 26.06.2016 for male
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    Don't know how long the waiting list is but if you recruit another Kommunist... [​IMG]

    Volodya Alexandrovitch Pushkin. "Handsome Volodya". Former Kamchatkan forestry specialist. Fired for gross incompetence and reassigned to Kiev Radioactive Exclusion Zone. Exiled from Earth for black market trade of contaminated materials.


    Would like to change my character. Current guy on the Redlist seems too much like an encroachment on our current commisar--cultural appropriation almost. Instead, make me...

    MercantileInterest!
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    biography (open)

    The Hated Peter Hitchens MercantileInterest, woken by the screaming of the peacocks on the terrace of his moated Jacobean manor-house, brusquely orders his servants to prepare his usual breakfast – a large whale steak accompanied by a generous slice of pâté de foie gras.

    He is seriously hungover, having spent the previous evening drinking bumpers of best Cognac, while composing an article denouncing cannabis.

    But he cures himself by a brisk walk, during which he shoots a number of badgers. Then it is time to have the Bentley brought round, so that he may drive it rather aggressively into London. There, after a large luncheon in a club that bans women, he composes his column, in which he once again denounces the poor and needy.


    18. MediantSamuel
    signed 01.07.2016 for male
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    This has got to be one of the best (and funniest) LPs I've ever read. Great job, Grimwulf.

    Any space to tag onto the Komrade waiting list?

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    Sammy is an OK dude. If possible he'd like to lead other hard-working, brave, kommunistic soldiers to death unto glory. Very likely to start worshipping eldritch beings if the opportunity arises.

    19. ChumBucket (unconfirmed)
    signed 02.07.2016 for male
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    I would like to come out of lurking to volunteer as well. The more useless the colonist the better. With appropriately Randian philosophies of course. Should get along famously with Dreaad, and spend all of his/her time in the lock up.

    20. Helly for male/prosperous creature
    signed 03.07.2016
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    If you want to add more fodder another hero from distant grorious nippon eastern motherland, comrade Helly is ready to serve. [​IMG]

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    Stransky 'Helly' Hirsch
    Fearless leader and first-grade coward.
    Came to Grimworld on his own accord.
    Had to run look for new opportunities elsewhere after a 'small overblown incident' in his previous colony.
    Will definitely try to take over the colony and create his own harem if left unchecked.
    Is NOT a deer. 100% not a deer in disguise.

    Oh, if by any chance you get to recruit some kind of prosperous creature, disregard my previous character proposal. Y' ahor ah ehye l' tharanak n'gha l' mghrii ot communism.

    21. hostergaard (unconfirmed)
    signed 05.07.2016 for male
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    Professional bootlicker and ass kisser extraordinaire! I think its just the thing our colony needs right now!

    22. Storyfag
    signed 27.07.2016 for male
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    Also, feel free to add me to the future kolonist roster.

    23. Nevill (unconfirmed)
    signed 29.08.2017
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    How can I join the glorious struggle of the people?

    24. Eriador
    signed 29.08.2017
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    Count me in if you need more volunteers.

    25. Dayyālu (unconfirmed)
    signed 30.08.2017 for female
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    So, gotta respawn. Poor Servant died in the line of duty, we can send his sister or something (inspired by my new faggy avatar). Communism can work even with females, I guess.

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    Plus there's something with Eastern Block female uniforms that appeals to me.

    Let's go forth. How the heck one is going to call her. Let's keep the German theme, call her Zweite. Yes, my German is terrible.

    If ya can find at least one of the traits on the recruits:
    Bloodlust
    Psychopath
    Mysandrist

    or good Nerves.

    26. BrotherFrank
    signed 30.08.2017 for male
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    Ah sod it, put me on the list too :salute:

    27. MoistCloister (unconfirmed)
    signed 31.08.2017 for male
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    Sign me up as Orenthal.
    After paying his debt to society for the third and final time, spending untold years in the cryogenic pods, there is little left on Earth for The Juice.Thus, he decides to board the first transport to the remote reaches of the galaxy.What does fate have in store?
    Can his bouts of murderous rage be controlled?
    Will he find peace, or will his fellow colonists find themselves in pieces ?

    28. Kipeci
    signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
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    Don't think I'd get a spot unless we have the new-fangled k(ommunist)-pop drawing in dozens of impressionable young Lenins to whatever barren wasteland is the new kolonial site, but sign me up for the list anyhow! I just read through part one and I laughed harder than I have in ages, quality material!

    29. ThisNameIsFree
    signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
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    Nice, sign me up!
    Traits: Trigger Happy
    Name: Ander (male) or Redna (female)
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    or

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    30. Lagole Gon
    signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
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    Volunteering. Glory to codexia.

    I'll roll with Eldoth avatar, I don't want to ruin super serious immersion with a lich picture.

    Tranny version:

    Also, in case of my character appearing (fat chance) I would like to pick a new portrait for female character instead of tranny Eldoth. This one will work nicely with the occult theme:
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    31. Andnjord
    signed 31.08.2017 for male
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    In the name of Amrath, he is back, and alive too! You can sign my flaky and unreliable ass too, for Kodexia! :salute:

    EDIT: On that note, let me just amend my RED LIST blurb (if I ever reach the top of the queue)
    Skills: Combat role, melee or DAKA!! no preference beyond that.
    Personality: True believer in Kommunism and Trotskyist. You can keep the unreliable and flaky part.

    ONWARD!

    32. sqeecoo (unconfirmed)
    signed 02.09.2017 for male/female
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    Wat?? Sign me up!

    33. hello friend
    signed 03.03.2017 for male
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    Grimwulf please add Dude to the queue of future KKKolonists.

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    34. Eadee (unconfirmed)
    signed 03.09.2017 for male
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    Sign me up! And Boo too!

    35. InD_ImaginE
    signed 03.09.2017 for male
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    Sign me up. Preferably as some sort Chinese Communist straight man to the insanity that is KKK

    36. dextermorgan
    signed 04.09.2017 for male
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    Sign up a South Slav bro, will ya?

    37. Ippolit
    signed 05.09.2017 for male
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    If you need new recruits, i am reporting for duty. :salute:

    38. vazha
    signed 05.09.2017
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    Add me as... Saakashvili. I'm sure you know who that is ;) fixation on Stalin and women are a must. Occasional use of Georgian alphabet for inane shit is encouraged :))

    Traits: clumsy; clingy; lazy; hates all animals equally; excellent reasoning, especially in hindsight; likes to cook; can shoot passably


    The Mod Lists (open)
    Season 2 (open)
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    Season 3 (open)
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    The Memorial (open)
    CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS

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    Servant (open)
    Humble Servant

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    Player: Dayyālu

    Was headbutted to death by mechanoid centipede on Day 5 of Season 1.

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    Servant will be remembered as the man who managed to set up our first power station. Which broke up almost immediately.

    Last words:

    [​IMG] HAHG *pshhh* RED BASE, IT'S HEADBUTTING ME! SEND BACKUP, SEND BACKUP!


    Sparkles (open)
    Sparkles

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    Player: Endlösung

    Died during surgery performed by Azira on Day 15 of Season 1.

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    She was a member of Nelson's team, which saved KKK from mechanoid centipedes.

    Last words:


    [​IMG] You think Nelson would be proud of you right now? *coughs* I know that he... would be proud of... me. *faints*


    Dreaad (open)
    Dreaad

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    Player: Dreaad

    Some believe that Dreaad died in Gulag back in Season 1. Others say that he lived on as Gregory Slavmen, who died between Season 1 and Season 2. And then there are rumors that Dreaad is still alive.

    We'll probably never know for sure.


    hello friend (open)
    hello friend

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    Player: hello friend

    Was surrounded and cut to death by brigands during attack on Menino town at the beginning of Season 2.

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    Even though hello friend was not the sharpest crayon in the box, he will be remembered as compassionate, outspoken and staggeringly ugly komrade.

    Last words:

    [​IMG] Fuuuuuuufgh haaaaargh *spits, gasps for air* I can't run anymore. Grimwuuuullfffff!!!! *drops down*


    lacgirl (open)
    lacgirl

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    Player: laclongquan

    Sacrificied herself during attack on Menino town at the beginning of Season 2.

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    Will be remembered as ever-vomiting tranny who loved anal candles and craved for male attention.

    Last words:


    [​IMG] *reloads her gun, adrenaline rising every moment* I have to save my men. *rises up to embrasure only to catch a flaming bolt in her lung, abrupting her breath and setting lacgirl on fire* AGHhh..?


    Azira (open)
    Azira

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    Player: Azira

    Died from Perodyn overdose on Day 2 of Season 2.

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    Will be remembered as one of the most glorious and memorable komrades of KKK.

    Last words:

    [​IMG] *smiles, barely conscious* Do it.


    ERYFKRAD (open)
    ERYFKRAD

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    Player: ERYFKRAD

    Succumbed to infection on Day 14 of Season 2.

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    This man knew his way around a kitchen, but failed to make friends in KKK.

    Last words:

    [​IMG] Fff... fuck... er--


    Spigot (open)
    Spigot

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    Player: a bear named spigot

    Succumbed to infection on Day 15 of Season 2.

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    We shall never forget Spigot for his bravery and sacrifice. R.I.P., old friend.

    Last words:

    [​IMG] Was... fun...


    Luka-boy (open)
    Luka-boy

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    Player: Luka-boy

    Was shredded by Boot's frag grenade on Day 23 of Season 3.

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    Luka-boy was the sex symbol of KKK. He had dreams and plans, wanted to change KKK. But KKK never changes.

    He was also a shitty cook.

    Last words:

    [​IMG] HNG?! Nnnooooooooooooooo

     
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  2. Reinhardt Arcane

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    Reporting for duty.:salute:
     
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  3. Dayyālu Arcane

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    So, gotta respawn. Poor Servant died in the line of duty, we can send his sister or something (inspired by my new faggy avatar). Communism can work even with females, I guess.


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    Plus there's something with Eastern Block female uniforms that appeals to me.



    Let's go forth. How the heck one is going to call her. Let's keep the German theme, call her Zweite. Yes, my German is terrible.

    If ya can find at least one of the traits on the recruits:
    Bloodlust
    Psychopath
    Mysandrist

    or good Nerves.
     
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  4. Wayward Son Fails to keep valuable team members alive

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    Let this young wandering son looking for a job and some poon into your kolony my Komissar.
     
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  5. Azira Arcane Patron

    Azira
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    Quotes are borked. I refer to my post on season 1.
    Add a couple of years, and I'm good to go. And of course, I should be the designated medic, again. Regular dirty socks and anal candles are paramount for the health of the kolonists. :salute:
     
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  6. Grimwulf Arcane Patron Vatnik

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    He will remain in the Memorial section for ages to come. His sacrifice will not be forgotten.

    :salute:
     
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  7. BrotherFrank Arbiter

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    Ah sod it, put me on the list too :salute:
     
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  8. MotherMachinae Arcane

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    Put me on the list, named Paxton and I come to this lost planet for some blue collar job.
     
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  9. tindrli Arcane

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    Im joining too
     
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  10. Usury Arcane

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    Most equal Commissar, our archive bots have recovered important historical papers from the late brofist era purporting to show the will of Khrushchev himself. These incontestably authentic documents from the great architect of Communism vouch for the character and intelligence of Tovarisch Pushkin. Do not neglect the counsel of such a somber and august comrade. спасибо.

    Reminder (open)
    That's right. Signed up for this fiasco all the way back on Jun 26, 2016. Do not be discouraged by previous failures. True communism has never been tried.


    Edit (open)
    Kill all deer. Ireneaus style.
     
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  11. Storyfag Arcane

    Storyfag
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    Signing up to sabotage the Soviet Block from within :obviously:
     
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  12. MoistCloister Savant

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    Sign me up as Orenthal.
    After paying his debt to society for the third and final time, spending untold years in the cryogenic pods, there is little left on Earth for The Juice.Thus, he decides to board the first transport to the remote reaches of the galaxy.What does fate have in store?
    Can his bouts of murderous rage be controlled?
    Will he find peace, or will his fellow colonists find themselves in pieces ?
     
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  13. hello friend Arcane

    hello friend
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    Does that mean colonists from previous season get their traits rerolled or?
     
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  14. Helly Translating for brofists Patron

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    Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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    Stransky 'Helly' Hirsch
    Fearless leader and first-grade coward.
    Came to Grimworld on his own accord.
    Had to run look for new opportunities elsewhere after a 'small overblown incident' in his previous colony.
    Will definitely try to take over the colony and create his own harem if left unchecked.
    Is NOT a deer. 100% not a deer in disguise.
     
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  15. Inf0mercial Savant

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    HP Lovecraft mods....i may have to look those up.

    Yes sign me up i don't really care about traits no wait make sure i have the trait psychic blunt, maybe when Lovecrafts turn comes up you can actually have someone listen when you want to turn on the turrets instead of going insane and running out to hug the elder things.

    Edit: Tribal run i guess that would be actually build the wall or reset the trap, unless you get a good researcher and survive for longer than i expect you too.
     
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  16. Eriador Arbiter

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    As I've said in the other thread, sign me up!
     
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  17. Kipeci Magister

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    Don't think I'd get a spot unless we have the new-fangled k(ommunist)-pop drawing in dozens of impressionable young Lenins to whatever barren wasteland is the new kolonial site, but sign me up for the list anyhow! I just read through part one and I laughed harder than I have in ages, quality material!
     
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  18. ThisNameIsFree Learned

    ThisNameIsFree
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    Nice, sign me up!
    Traits: Trigger Happy
    Name: Ander (male) or Redna (female)

    I hope colony can survive long enough - those mods look insane.
     
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  19. Grimwulf Arcane Patron Vatnik

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    Old team will not be re-rolled from scratch. Have faith, it's gonna b fun.

    This time around we're gonna have increased mortality, but also a steady flow of new colonists. More on that later today, as I post mod commentary.

    If shit goes out of control, there is always plan Щ. We leave everything behind, including those who cannot walk, and run for our lives. We can always return to the old place and reclaim what was ours, or start a new colony on a new spot.
     
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  20. Krivol Arbiter

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    I hope I'm still on the Red List from the first season. If not, count me in ;) .

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  21. Nevill Arcane

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    Nevill here, volunteering before I get drafted anyway.

    I don't care about traits, I trust the Party to assign me whatever I need to bring about the final victory of Kommunism.
     
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  22. Bliblablubb Arcane

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    Once again I renew my intention to serve the glory of KKKommunism! :salute:
    (hopefully I am still on THE RED LIST, but just in case)

    I don't care aboot name/gender/traits, in KKKommunism everyone is equally useless equal after all.
     
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  23. hello friend Arcane

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    Excellent. My body is ready :salute:.
     
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  24. Lagole Gon Arcane

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    Volunteering. Glory to Codexia.

    I'll roll with Eldoth avatar, I don't want to ruin super serious immersion with a lich picture.
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    Tranny version:
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  25. Eriador Arbiter

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    Tbh, I think you'd fit in better as a lich. After all, undead are tireless workers and don't need any food, rest, entertainment and reanimate if killed. The perfect slave colonist!
     
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