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  • "Literally one of the hells in the Internet."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "Even the moderators are pretty terrible as they also seem to unable to stop the insanity of the forums and they sometimes even join in the racism, cursing and trolling. Overall, the place is one of the literal hells of the Internet. Seriously, it's on par with youtube comments, gamefaqs message boards and comic book resources in terms of stupidity and insanity."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    - Urban Dictionary on RPG Codex
    Wyrmlord
    Wyrmlord
    Someone was really butthurt when he wrote that.
    "i find your usage of chink extremely offensive. Everyone knows koreans are referred to as gooks you ********* faggot."
    Irenaeus II
    Irenaeus II
    Personally, I can tell Asians apart, but I don't want to. There is never any personality behind the minute differences in chittering gookspeak and basic head shape and coloring.
    Irenaeus II
    Irenaeus II
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    The texture on their bags seems to be glitched
    "Guys, wtf… why are we talking about religion when we are all on a page with a girl getting raped by a pokemon?"
    Johannes
    Johannes
    Does the new Star Wars have pokemon
    Excidium II
    Excidium II
    link to the rape
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    There's the ultra rare Black Stormtrooper, but you can't capture him because people would look at you funny
    “But I don’t want to go among fag people,” Alice remarked.
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Raptor: “We’re all fags here. I’m a fag. You’re a fag.”

    “How do you know I’m a fag?” said Alice.

    “You must be,” said the Raptor, “otherwise you wouldn’t have come here.”
    "i heard from a friend of a friend who’s dad works at naughty dog, that there going to make a Last of us 2. hopefully its not bull shit"
    Ranselknulf
    Ranselknulf
    This time it will be about a MtF and FtM tranny who meet and fall in love.
    Severian Silk
    Is the game gud?
    "If you like NV's weapon mod system you'll love FO4's. Power armor, settlement building, synthetics
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    (remembering that awesome moment when I blew up a car on a synth, and it came crawling out of the mushroom cloud missing its legs like the freaking terminator)."
    pippin
    I have to admit that detail about crawling enemies was a nice touch. Happens with crippled ghouls as well iirc.
    "I wouldn’t say that The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, was undeserving because I agree that it is easily one of the greatest RPGs ever.
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    But Fallout 4, is still obviously the champion which for me is even more obvious on my second playthrough.
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    I’m just taking my time and exploring and doing side quests and shooting immortal children in the face and building my own weapons. Which of course is the way Fallout is meant to be played."
    Irenaeus II
    Irenaeus II
    Shooting immortal children in the face would be a good codex username.
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "fallout 4 blows this artsy fartsy trash out the window. this would be a great game to play in a college dorm while trying to flirt with some hot nerdy chick. but when it comes down to playin a REAL game. somethin' that takes GUTS and PERSEVERANCE to play, fallout 4 is it.

    undertale does absolutely nothing new and reaks of homebrew. oh look, mom! i bought an rpg maker and i made a video game! i'm a haX0r!!!!111111"
    "Not sure how *you* play the game, but for me Lydia's sighs and general whining were all part of our role play."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "It's like the bits in *Secretary* when she intentionally screws up in anticipation of some spanking, except in our case Lydia would face the full force of the Dragonhorn (enhanced by a fuck-me-dead-strength potion of my own concoction - heavy on the bone meal and the purple mountain flower) rather than a sweaty James Spader."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "To be honest I am surprised she could even move half the time, let alone take on a few hundred pounds of surplus loot. Good girl."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    The worst thing about the story is that mixing bone meal and purple mountain flower doesn't create anything.
    "It's said that during the court of Louis the XIVth, the halls of Versailles were filled with only the dankest memes."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "Lords and ladies, courtesans, and ambitious nobles alike strolled the halls and gardens, socializing and sharing in the rarest and most exquisite pepes. Exotic Chinoiserie memes were even imported all the way from the Orient at great expense, and had a profound impact on the great thinkers of the time."
    Severian Silk
    Did they have goatse way back then?
    WhiteGuts
    WhiteGuts
    "Monsieur Voltaire, what exquisite meme did you come up with these last few months ?"
    "When I first played Skyrim I accidentally killed Alvor and so I had no idea what to do for the main quest, and so I did the Civil War."
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    "That sounds like a serious oversight on Bethesda's part. You'd think Alvor and Gerdur would be essential (non-killable) until they've pointed you toward Whiterun."
    RK47
    RK47
    Who the fuck is Alvor?
    Clockwork Knight
    Clockwork Knight
    The blacksmith in Riverwood, who gives you the smithing tutorial
    "Super Mario Bros. 4: Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2. This is a good title for a video game"
    pippin
    "The Adventures of Mario Mario and Luigi Mario in the Dennis Hopper Kingdom"
    Antaraxia:Stop with the "Black guys have bigger dicks" it's just a myth...I have black friends, and they all have smaller penises then mine
    Excidium II
    Excidium II
    Maybe he's hung as fuck
    DavidBVal
    DavidBVal
    I have no idea about my friends' penis size
    SCO
    SCO
    Could you consider that he's just exceptionally small? Sizist!
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