Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Speaking of which pure sex. Warrior vocation is pure sex. Easily the best two hander class in any arpg bar none. IT reminds me a lot of Monster Hunter GS but even with more weight behind every swing and even more deliberate tactical attacks. The difference between overhead smash and sweep might be stunlock and death.

It was between Warrior and Archer for me. I chose archer and I kind of regret it watching videos of the warrior. I'm not even going to attempt changing to that vocation because my chick is about 5 foot 6. The weapon and size of her ass alone would make her constantly overburdened. And I'm not turning her into a man, or making her a bull dyke.

 

[Matador]

Not exaggerating at all. I am 33 hours in and I am yet to visit other nation. Quests alone in city without any fighting took me like 8 hours and i still have few to do.

I am sure though that game can be finished pretty fast much like 2077 if you only care about main quest.

Game is pure sex. Give us some hardcore difficulty settings and we got the Game of the Generation on our hands. Do it Crapcom, you limp dick fuckaroonies.

Game is definitely on easier side, though it is not like i didn't die few times. I think the issue is that 4 people party is too much for mostly 5-6 enemy groups. Imho it would be nice challenge if you just go with your own pawn and nothing else. I will do that on my second playtrough.

Speaking of which pure sex. Warrior vocation is pure sex. Easily the best two hander class in any arpg bar none. IT reminds me a lot of Monster Hunter GS but even with more weight behind every swing and even more deliberate tactical attacks. The difference between overhead smash and sweep might be stunlock and death.

It is really fantastic.

Which skills are you rolling with warrior?

 

[Shrimp]

I think I've been underestimating the impact the wet/drenched status effect can have. I fought a chimera while it was raining and just from getting attacked by simple ice spells from a mage it spent like 80% of the fight being frozen solid.

 

[Perkel]

Fucking hell. The first one who wants to get into my pants is...

...fucking male elf.

Literally gayelf.jpg

 

[mediocrepoet]

Fucking hell. The first one who wants to get into my pants is...

...fucking male elf.

Literally gayelf.jpg

Sounds like a you problem. Can't imagine why.

 

[Matador]

Fucking hell. The first one who wants to get into my pants is...

...fucking male elf.

Literally gayelf.jpg

The Baldur's Gay of Dragon's Dogma

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Tehdagah]

Ninja Gaiden Black/Sigma
You know how many enemies, aside from bosses, the game approximately has?
Around 40 give or take
Of that roster, you know how many of them are actually well designed and cool to fight?
4
The vigoor police, the ninjas, the shadow fiends and the cat girl fiends
The remaining enemies are either mediocre or annoying dogshit

But when the game mixes these different type of enemies in groups, the fights get more interesting.

 

[Barbarian]

I know it is spoilery to ask, but does helping the game's factions have any effect late game? Pawns keep yapping about "allies" and "future support" when I do these quests.

Also this pawn sickness they constantly mention- which eventually turns the pawns against the arisen.

 

[Carceri]

Fucking hell. The first one who wants to get into my pants is...

...fucking male elf.

Literally gayelf.jpg

I spent my time in a different part of the town

Spoiler

 

[Dyet]

Also this pawn sickness they constantly mention- which eventually turns the pawns against the arisen.

Watch your pawns' behavior and eyes and brine them if you notice anything strange, or else something really annoying is going to happen to you.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

This is the second worst game ever made only behind BG3. I'm done with the filth.


God, please, destroy this unspeakable evil.

 

[Reinhardt]

nigga, cat fucking another cat is not bestiality. you are safe.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

you're running a Sorc do not bother doing the Maister quests at all, both Maelstrom and Meteoron are complete garbage...

So it's like the first game with HFB and Cosmetion/Miasma

 

[Yosharian]

you're running a Sorc do not bother doing the Maister quests at all, both Maelstrom and Meteoron are complete garbage...

So it's like the first game with HFB and Cosmetion/Miasma

I guess, I never played a caster in the first game

Augural Flare just destroys things, and the loss of a spell slot to use Spellhold isn't worth it

 

[Renfri]

Pawns have really good situational awareness, I just literally paid fee and sat on Oxcart, then they start telling how convenient Oxcarts are for travel. Thanks boys.

 

[Zariusz]

My pawns only constantly keep telling me how their former master dumped them after having them for half a day.

 

[Perkel]

My pawn caught me when harpy took off with me and dropped me. The hilarious part here is that i am roleplaying 2,1m conan and my partner is like 1,6m woman mage.

 

[Cryomancer]

IS the mythic spearhand better than DD1 Mythic knight? Seems interesting

 

[Turisas]

My pawn caught me when harpy took off with me and dropped me. The hilarious part here is that i am roleplaying 2,1m conan and my partner is like 1,6m woman mage.

Not something you can really rely on, but it's nice when it happens. I don't think size affects your throwing ability either, every bozo can throw the big boulders for exactly the same distance.

 

[Robber Baron]

Dragon's Dogma 2 was an overall shorter game than I thought it was going to be. My initial run came in just under 27 hours and that was with me doing most everything I could.

 

[Perkel]

There is no way you can 100% this game in 27hours. Moreover from what i read he removes comments pointing out bullshit.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Maybe he's Eldridge with his own Algernon who do most works?

Spoiler

Fallout 2 reference

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Made my stance towards BG3 and it holds strong here. Uninstalled it. Kill pedo animal fuckers.

 

[Reinhardt]

guess wilhelmina really accepts all kinds of stuff up her butt