Yeah, I was gonna say, harping on Alpha Protocol for its technical issues is like harping on Oblivion because of its overuse of bloom. Sure, it might be legitimate criticism - but there are bigger fish to fry.Flying Spaghetti Monster said:People can't into PCs: "If it doesn't happen on my copy, it's not a real problem PIRATES!!!"
And the main issues with this piece of shitty shittiness aren't even the retarded technical issues, but rather the horrid gameplay, banal story, retarded characters, QTE dialogue, and palette swapping C&C.
Flying Spaghetti Monster said:People can't into PCs: "If it doesn't happen on my copy, it's not a real problem PIRATES!!!"
Wow, take you that much time and effort to read 3 words?lefthandblack said:Sorry, I was busy trying to read my response options and couldn't pay attention because there is A FUCKING TIMER in the dialog system.
Yes. Hacking specifically should be killed with fire.annoying-ass minigames
Some levels are linear, some are not. No 3ft crates, why do you lie?linear levels complete with sections blocked off by 3ft crates
Why do you lie?scripted enemies that teleport right on top of you when you trigger an alarm and go back to picking their nose once you disable it.
... what? If this is the mission I have in mind, there are people shooting at you the moment you walk out. Well, shooting at either you or the heli, neither of which is good. So I killed them THEN found the X. I don't know if it was there before, but I definitely had no one shooting at me when I ran for the heli.Seriously, WTF. I know that I am going to have to jump off of this catwalk to run to the helicopter, but you can only jump off where "X marks the spot" and "X" isn't there until the scripts run their course just so you can run to the helicopter while people shoot at you, as opposed to running to the helicopter 30 seconds ago when everyone was dead.
That (one minigame less, corpse hiding instead) would've definite inclined the game.Why not add a corpse-hiding mechanic in favor of one of your retarded minigames like Thief and Nolf did, OVER TEN YEARS AGO.
Eh, I raged a lot about the checkpoints until I read Brother None's review. I still don't agree with them, just because I hate checkpoints with a burning all-consuming hatred, but I can see why they implemented them and why they needed them for the particular design they had in mind. They did change the way I played the game, and not in a bad way.FUCK YOUR GODDAMN CHECKPOINTS
Better uninstall right now if you're already raging so much.Does it get any better?
Go back to your beloved Dragon Age, Biowhore.racofer said:One doesn't simply bash at Obshitian.
Of course not, but why go to the effort of hiring voice actors if the player is not able to focus their full attention on what is being said and think about it.Sceptic said:Wow, take you that much time and effort to read 3 words?
Not lying. Re-enabling the jump command allowed me to jump over a crate and bypass a whole section of one of the first levels.No 3ft crates, why do you lie?
Again, not lying. I had just started the ability that lets you see where enemies are. Nobody was around, I triggered an alarm and three guys spawned in the next room. When you disable an alarm any nearby guard that doesn't see you goes from attack mode back to ho-hum mode. So an alarm has been triggered, Achmed and Mustafa are mysteriously missing from their posts, but let's just go back to picking our noses, everything is probably OK.Why do you lie?
Yeah that's the mission. I killed everyone, the guys with the stingers shooting at the heli and all the others. I got up on the catwalk, the heli is on the ground and there is a blocking volume keeping me from jumping off the wall. I stand there for a few seconds and climb back down the ladder to look for another way out. Then three dudes come running out of the building shooting at me and the magic "X" has appeared on the catwalk.what? If this is the mission I have in mind, there are people shooting at you the moment you walk out. Well, shooting at either you or the heli, neither of which is good. So I killed them THEN found the X. I don't know if it was there before, but I definitely had no one shooting at me when I ran for the heli.
Sceptic said:Go back to your beloved Dragon Age, Biowhore.racofer said:One doesn't simply bash at Obshitian.
Andrej said:Yeah, AP was better than DA.
CrunchyHemorrhoids said:You liked it more than DA, learn the difference.
Alexandros said:Alpha Protocol is an acquired taste.
Alexandros said:Alpha Protocol is an acquired taste.
Both games took itself seriously. Why do you think that ME didn't and AP did?Grunker said:and contrary to Mass Effect this game takes itself extremely seriously.