Alpha Protocol sucks massive Multi-Headed Dick

[Darth Roxor]

I also LIKED RISEN THIS MUCH!

 

[Grunker]

I also LIKED RISEN THIS MUCH!

THAT MAKES ME THIS BUTTHURT!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Stop fighting! YOU CAN ALL LIKE WHAT YOU WANT TO LIKE!

 

[Roguey]

Tried to replay Alpha Protocol today, but lost interest p. fast once I realised I had to play all those craptastic mini games again. Fucking stop with them. Regular skill checks should be enough.

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Wrong.

I'm also pretty sure you only have to play the minigames in the tutorial, after that you can just use EMPs for the mandatory ones and skip all the optional.

 

[RK47]

Tsk...you just suck at being a spy...

Roleplay a shitty spy and rambo the game through, you chose to skip the mini game, hence eat the shootastic consequences.

 

[meh]

The minigames were true cazadores. Is there a mod to disable/skip/simplify them?

 

[J_C]

Codexians only like minigames which can be finished blindfolded, without any skill. I don't get it, where is the fun in a minigame, if it doesn't offer any challange (which is true to 99% of minigames)?

 

[Grunker]

The problem isn't that mini-games are too challenging. It's that they SUCK.

AP's mini-games are pretty damned easy.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Never level up Sabotage, then say that again.

 

[Gragt]

Until the end anyway, when you get 10 nodes to bypass a circuit, or the codes in the hacking game change fast. Lockpicking is trivial unless you use a pad, which it was designed for.

 

[J_C]

The problem isn't that mini-games are too challenging. It's that they SUCK.

AP's mini-games are pretty damned easy.

No, as I see it most people complain about them, because they can't do them.

I think they are very clever minigames, requireing good hand-eye coordination.

 

[Surf Solar]

The problem isn't that mini-games are too challenging. It's that they SUCK.

AP's mini-games are pretty damned easy.

No, as I see it most people complain about them, because they can't do them.

I think they are very clever minigames, requireing good hand-eye coordination.

And since when are RPGs solely based on the Players Twitching/coordination skills, not the characters skills?

 

[Grunker]

The problem isn't that mini-games are too challenging. It's that they SUCK.

AP's mini-games are pretty damned easy.

requireing good hand-eye coordination.

Which surely is what RPGs need more of!

 

[J_C]

The problem isn't that mini-games are too challenging. It's that they SUCK.

AP's mini-games are pretty damned easy.

requireing good hand-eye coordination.

Which surely is what RPGs need more of!

I can bear with them in an action-RPG. And the skills affect the minigames, so it's not entirely on the player skill.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I finished the game with a rambo character and 0 sabotage. I didn't skip anything that I could hack and had no problems whatsoever.

Does that make me 1337?

 

[Grunker]

I finished the game with a rambo character and 0 sabotage. I didn't skip anything that I could hack and had no problems whatsoever.

Does that make me 1337?

I'm doing the same thing in this replay, so maybe we're both 1337.

 

[Multidirectional]

I'm fine with minigames in AP as well. In later stages of game they do get a bit tedious, but by that time I can bring enough EMP's into missions so what the heck. And I really like the hacking minigame cause I find to be a good exercise for my eyes.

 

[J_C]

And I really like the hacking minigame cause I find to be a good exercise for my eyes.

 

[Grunker]

And I really like the hacking minigame cause I find to be a good exercise for my eyes.

That's it, right there.

 

[Multidirectional]

C'mon guys, I am really drunk in that picture, give me a break.

 

[J_C]

C'mon guys, I am really drunk in that picture, give me a break.

That was a good one.

 

[Havoc]

And I really like the hacking minigame cause I find to be a good exercise for my eyes.

That's it, right there.

Fuck guys... you're getting weak. The nickname!

 

[Rainer]

I LIKED ALPHA PROTOCOL THIS MUCH!

To honor Alpha Protocol, this is my first post in this forum.

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

The thread title is correct.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I LIKED ALPHA PROTOCOL THIS MUCH!