ERYFKRAD
Barbarian
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2012
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@Vault-Dweller :
In case hammers wren't covered-
Hammers:
1. Yes, you swing with it.
2. Oh look, you can squash insects.
3. At least you won't hit yourself with it.
4. If only they would stand still, eh?
5. That's one way to pick a lock.
6. Not bad, you've learnt to crack a few bones with that.
7. That's a lot of flattened dreams and broken skulls.
8. No armor can save them.
9. Nothing like you and your hammer to send them running.
10. A one-man wrecking crew. Bravo.
EDIT: Posted on ITS, just in case.
In case hammers wren't covered-
Hammers:
1. Yes, you swing with it.
2. Oh look, you can squash insects.
3. At least you won't hit yourself with it.
4. If only they would stand still, eh?
5. That's one way to pick a lock.
6. Not bad, you've learnt to crack a few bones with that.
7. That's a lot of flattened dreams and broken skulls.
8. No armor can save them.
9. Nothing like you and your hammer to send them running.
10. A one-man wrecking crew. Bravo.
EDIT: Posted on ITS, just in case.