Assassin's Creed Shadows - Yasuke confirmed Samurai, cope and seethe; pre-order now

[Stella Brando]

Assassin's Creed Hexe looks interesting.

 

[moleman]

Christians in feudal Japan were often tied up by their feet and hung down a pit, usually one with smelly stuff inside. They'd be left to dangle in darkness, alone with the stench...

Mate, your foot fetish gets a little out of hand (no pun intended).

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

The Japs were never really nice to Ausländer. But boy do they make great video games.

 

[Mauman]

The Japs were never really nice to Ausländer. But boy do they make great video games.

Eh....karma came back to bite them in the form of two little bombing incidents.

 

[Tehdagah]

Westerners need to respect japanese culture

Spoiler

 

[The Decline]

When did Tehdagah become such an insufferable, disingenuous retard?

 

[Cohesion]

Look no further than Korea to see what happens when slant-eyes try to understand Christianity.

Korean Jesus spent the first 30 years of his life,before he started preaching and doing miracles,in the gym

Still better than catholicucks.

 

[Tehdagah]

When did Tehdagah become such an insufferable, disingenuous retard?

Spoiler

 

[911 Jumper]

 

[Rean]

This is not how you deal with the enemy's machinations. This cucky semi-acquiescing strat, which pervades even this thread, of attempting historical analyses and debating the skintone of some imaginary 'Yasuke' will yield nothing, because the enemy will push back a hundred times harder. They are shameless and care naught about your historical research when they hold the keys to Wikipedia and academia.

Fact: There is no Yasuke. No black man ever served as samurai in Japan. Warriors with darkened skin were either tainted by scars or they were products of mythology, just like yokai.

 

[cretin]

Think most of this slapfight is just redditors not really understanding the gargantuan gap between "carried a sword in japan" and "samurai"

 

[Spike]

This is not how you deal with the enemy's machinations. This cucky semi-acquiescing strat, which pervades even this thread, of attempting historical analyses and debating the skintone of some imaginary 'Yasuke' will yield nothing, because the enemy will push back a hundred times harder. They are shameless and care naught about your historical research when they hold the keys to Wikipedia and academia.

Fact: There is no Yasuke. No black man ever served as samurai in Japan. Warriors with darkened skin were either tainted by scars or they were products of mythology, just like yokai.

Thank you, anime avatar!

 

[Vlajdermen]

Westerners need to respect japanese culture

Spoiler

ftfy

 

[Utgard-Loki]

Westerners need to respect japanese culture

Spoiler

can't help but notice that that is not a nigger.

 

[911 Jumper]

Ubisoft apologises for unauthorised use of flag in Assassin’s Creed Shadows art

Ubisoft has apologised for the unauthorised use of a historical re-enactment group’s flag in Assassin’s Creed Shadows concept art.

As reported by Siliconera, the flag in question belongs to the Sekigahara Teppo-tai (or Sekigahara gun group) infantryman re-enactment group.

It featured in two pieces of concept art for Assassin’s Creed Shadows, and also appears in the physical artbook included with the collector’s edition of the game.

“The art in question will not be used or distributed any further beyond this date, except for being included in the artbook in the Collector’s Edition,” Ubisoft Japan said in a post on X.

“We deeply apologise for this matter.”

Source: VGC

 

[Mauman]

Now if we could only get them to apologize for trying to make their gay black fetish fanfiction into historical fact.

 

[Tyranicon]

I want Japanese government and cultural officials to come out against the game. I want the general public of an entire country to hate it. I want to see its ratings sunk.

It could be happening.

 

[LabRat]

They also steal Zoro's katana.

 

[Mauman]

Looks like the historical revisionists won out at wikipedia. He's now listed as a samurai despite it being well known that all of the so-called "references" that label him as such are shit.

Honestly not surprised, but it was interesting to see the war happened even if the result was shit.

 

[Stella Brando]

It's interesting to see history changing in real time. The account of the Star Wars prequels is now totally different to how it felt if you were alive at the time.

 

[Zanzoken]

I haven't been into AC since the Ezio games but if they had done a good job with this I probably would have played it. Obviously now with Tyrone as the protagonist they couldn't pay me to.

Hopefully Ubisoft loses a fortune on this coal-burning piece of shit.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Look no further than Korea to see what happens when slant-eyes try to understand Christianity.

The final boss in SMT.

 

[Tyranicon]

"right side of history" people at work.

Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

 

[ind33d]

I actually did a lot of digging about why the globohomo hates Japan, and it turns out that when they say "white adjacent" it refers to Tocharian DNA. Apparently there was a lot of interbreeding between the lost Chinese Aryans and the Japanese. I don't know what happens if you bring up the Tocharians to a Blackrock employee or the Devil, they probably melt like the Wicked Witch of the West

 

[Elttharion]

Please update the title to Homosexual Afro Samurai