I've made more than enough avatars for you to choose from. I don't see what your problem is.
My problem, however, is polluting the forum with, as I've said before (but I'll say it again):
1) Tomb Raider
2) Bloodrayne
3) any anime character
4) some animated GIF
5) Britney Spears
6) some hot model
7) some dumbass picture of your kid whom everyone thinks is ugly as hell but is afraid to say so because 'having kids is very american'
8) some dumbass picture of you making a stupid face
9) some dumbass picture of you looking 'cool'
10) some dumbass picture of you being drunk, as if that's funny or something
11) some dumbass picture of your fat and ugly girlfriend that everyone on the internet thinks is 'hot' and talks about how 'lucky' you are to have her because they're boring, mindless, insipid losers just like you.
12) some dumbass picture you found on the internet that you apparently found funny and because everyone else supposedly finds it funny, too (e.g. Badger Badger, Rick James - who's fucking dead, by the way, the Kenya song, All Your Base, Domokun / masturbation kills kitties, the Picard song, etc)
13) some dumbass screencap from a movie that you found to be 'memorable' and/or funny (e.g. ANY video clips from Office Space)