KickStarter Baldr's Squid Isekai: A Parody - now available on Early Access

[mediocrepoet]

Will the Steam and itch versions of the game be identical? Sometimes I know Steam requires you to get an external patch to unlock all the errrr content.

They will be 100% identical with the usual caveat of not being able to get Steam achievements, etc on Itch (if I choose to do that).

Steam has allowed porn games for a while now. You no longer have to do external patch shenanigans unless it's stuff that Steam doesn't allow, which my games won't have.

Out of curiosity, what doesn't Steam allow? I assume obviously anything illegal, i.e. depicting children, etc. Anything else noteworthy?

I'm not really into this scene, so I have no idea.

 

[Sunri]

Will the Steam and itch versions of the game be identical? Sometimes I know Steam requires you to get an external patch to unlock all the errrr content.

They will be 100% identical with the usual caveat of not being able to get Steam achievements, etc on Itch (if I choose to do that).

Steam has allowed porn games for a while now. You no longer have to do external patch shenanigans unless it's stuff that Steam doesn't allow, which my games won't have.

Out of curiosity, what doesn't Steam allow? I assume obviously anything illegal, i.e. depicting children, etc. Anything else noteworthy?

I'm not really into this scene, so I have no idea.

They hate lolis i guess bestiality and rape is out of the question too

 

[Tyranicon]

Will the Steam and itch versions of the game be identical? Sometimes I know Steam requires you to get an external patch to unlock all the errrr content.

They will be 100% identical with the usual caveat of not being able to get Steam achievements, etc on Itch (if I choose to do that).

Steam has allowed porn games for a while now. You no longer have to do external patch shenanigans unless it's stuff that Steam doesn't allow, which my games won't have.

Out of curiosity, what doesn't Steam allow? I assume obviously anything illegal, i.e. depicting children, etc. Anything else noteworthy?

I'm not really into this scene, so I have no idea.

Anything illegal to depict, plus most things involving sexual assault. I've been told there are also a list of things that for the lack of a better word, are "highly frowned upon" which includes incest (including step-relations), sex slavery, visually young looking characters, more animalistic furries, etc. These might be allowed tentatively and I think on a case-by-case basis, but I'm no authority on the list of things Steam hates.

The semi-messed up shit usually ends up on Itch.io, and the really messed up shit you can't even find on F95zone. Of course, I wouldn't know anything about that.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Will the Steam and itch versions of the game be identical? Sometimes I know Steam requires you to get an external patch to unlock all the errrr content.

They will be 100% identical with the usual caveat of not being able to get Steam achievements, etc on Itch (if I choose to do that).

Steam has allowed porn games for a while now. You no longer have to do external patch shenanigans unless it's stuff that Steam doesn't allow, which my games won't have.

Out of curiosity, what doesn't Steam allow? I assume obviously anything illegal, i.e. depicting children, etc. Anything else noteworthy?

I'm not really into this scene, so I have no idea.

Anything illegal to depict, plus most things involving sexual assault. I've been told there are also a list of things that for the lack of a better word, are "highly frowned upon" which includes incest (including step-relations), sex slavery, visually young looking characters, more animalistic furries, etc. These might be allowed tentatively and I think on a case-by-case basis, but I'm no authority on the list of things Steam hates.

The semi-messed up shit usually ends up on Itch.io, and the really messed up shit you can't even find on F95zone. Of course, I wouldn't know anything about that.

Yeah. I'm good. I remember seeing some photos someone was sharing around as porn in the early days of the mass market internet. The depths of human depravity never ceases to amaze.

 

[Maxie]

Rance transcends these mortal limitations and gets sold on GOG

 

[Tyranicon]

 

[Tyranicon]

Hello everyone,

Like I expected, I'll have to delay the EA launch a few days, tentatively March 6. There's no one reason for this, it's just I want to have some extra time to get everything in order.

I apologize for the wait, unfortunately my scheduling tends to be on the overly optimistic side.

I'll see you guys then!

 

[Tyranicon]

And in more news that probably nobody cares about, I also spent some time building a new D6 rolling system for attribute checks.

It probably won't work that well in practice, but I personally much prefer it to the standard D20 system.

 

[Sunri]

Do your thing mein nigga

 

[Maxie]

And in more news that probably nobody cares about, I also spent some time building a new D6 rolling system for attribute checks.

It probably won't work that well in practice, but I personally much prefer it to the standard D20 system.

that's very nice of you your game will be remade into a board game

 

[Tyranicon]

Hi everyone!

The Early Access version of the game is ready for primetime! Right now I'm just waiting for approval before launch. Over the next few days I'll be sending keys out to kickstarter backers, just be aware that the game is not available for download just yet.

One thing I am eager to get is feedback from players regarding combat balance. The game is currently what I would describe as excruciatingly hard on the intended settings, which I like but only if combat is fair. Nobody likes unfair difficulty.

Unfortunately I had to delay the second combat area and boss because I may have to adjust a few things, but I think I'll be able to add them back pretty soon.

Anyways, good or bad, I'm looking forward to your feedback!

 

[mediocrepoet]

This better be good or I'm going to call you a fag.

(Again, probably.)

 

[Tyranicon]

It's not out yet, but I thought the codex of all places would get a chuckle from the launch trailer.

 

[lukaszek]

im dying to know what prompt led to that video of woman with whiskey and revolver

 

[Lord_Potato]

It's not out yet, but I thought the codex of all places would get a chuckle from the launch trailer.

"Now available on Steam and itch.io"

False advertising detected!

Also, bait and switch.

But I liked the hesitation in "Writing is good... maybe"

 

[mediocrepoet]

It's not out yet, but I thought the codex of all places would get a chuckle from the launch trailer.

Boobs and tactics combat. You know your audience.

 

[Maxie]

what's with moving the text log to the right these days
are you into no truce with the furries????

 

[Tyranicon]

what's with moving the text log to the right these days
are you into no truce with the furries????

I want to make the players read a billion words all at once and the small lower-middle window isn't gonna cut it anymore.

 

[mediocrepoet]

So now that I've been sent a key from the internets and can see the full Steam page, I must ask: Why do the Isekai ladies get naked before having hot dogs? I mean, I get being enthusiastic about a savoury treat and not wanting to drip mustard on your shirt, but this seems impractical.

 

[Maxie]

So now that I've been sent a key from the internets and can see the full Steam page, I must ask: Why do the Isekai ladies get naked before having hot dogs? I mean, I get being enthusiastic about a savoury treat and not wanting to drip mustard on your shirt, but this seems impractical.

Fool that you are you misunderstand the primal desire to shed the civilised garb when partaking in meat consumption in a very Frazettian manner

 

[Tyranicon]

Okay game's now available for download to Kickstarter and Patreon backers in an unplanned closed beta. The Steam and Itch versions are still pending the review process and will release later.

If you've backed me on Kickstarter or Patreon, you'll find a download link there. So try out the game and tell me how shit it is!

 

[Maxie]

Whens the release anyway

 

[Tyranicon]

Whens the release anyway

It was supposed to be last week, but now I have to avoid the big seasonal sale. So probably when Dragon's Dogma 2 drops because I want to get crushed.

 

[Maxie]

Whens the release anyway

It was supposed to be last week, but now I have to avoid the big seasonal sale. So probably when Dragon's Dogma 2 drops because I want to get crushed.

but that's a friday
codex games release on thursdays

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Whens the release anyway

It was supposed to be last week, but now I have to avoid the big seasonal sale. So probably when Dragon's Dogma 2 drops because I want to get crushed.

but that's a friday
codex games release on next thursdays

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