Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[FriendlyMerchant]

FriendlyMerchant: this game is too sexual

Larian is wasting time by developing child porn, porn cutscenes, and writing cuckoldry when they were never the point of this ruleset. As such the porn is a distraction. The game would've been done already if they weren't trying to mocap michael jackson at neverland ranch. Cutscenes in general are a waste of time anyways. If you want porn, you're better off just getting the free shit on the internet. It's probably better anyways. It's just cringe shit in this game

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Also FriendlyMerchant: I WANT BALLS

If the move is called "Fireball" there needs to be firey balls. Otherwise you might as well just call it explosion. I do want my atomic fireballs.

 

[anvi]

Ms Gnomer

 

[rusty_shackleford]

itt: codex gets angry at flemish man for being true to source material

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

itt: codex gets angry at flemish man for being true to source material

It's a laser beam with their resused groundfire effect. How is that true to source material? It's probably going to keep the groundfire retardation in spite of it not being present in source material.

 

[Cryomancer]

Considering that it is larian, be glad that fireball will not create a surface effect requiring concentration and have 5 turns cooldown...

 

[mediocrepoet]

I do want my atomic fireballs.

Larian didn't put Fireball in properly! I am very angry!

 

[underground nymph]

The new UI is a huge improvement. It’s as if they play their game themselves.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

itt: codex gets angry at flemish man for being true to source material

One doesn't need a specific reason to be angry at Belgians.

 

[underground nymph]

itt: codex gets angry at flemish man for being true to source material

One doesn't need a specific reason to be angry at Belgians.

Their beer made me an alcoholic. Bastards.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

The new UI is a huge improvement. It’s as if they play their game themselves.

If they actually did, the toilet chain would have numbered days at this point.

 

[underground nymph]

The new UI is a huge improvement. It’s as if they play their game themselves.

If they actually did, the toilet chain would have numbered days at this point.

It’s actually much better now with all the toggles and stuff. Doesn’t seem they plan to abandon it anyway.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Hurry guys. We have eight more pages of Ball discussion to go.

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

It’s actually much better now with all the toggles and stuff. Doesn’t seem they plan to abandon it anyway.

I’m pretty much resigned about it at this point. Which doesn’t mean I won’t bitch about it at every chance.

If nothing else I will always pride myself about TAINTING the reputation of their shitty system tying it forever to the term “toilet chain” (which I noticed some people started using even in other places, without needing to be prompted by me about it).

 

[CodexTotalWar]

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

That bitter ending…

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Well, I'm going keep dumping in this thread. But I'm not going to flush.

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Pic related is why Larian shills still defend this trash

 

[Lacrymas]

I see sex scenes haven't progressed since DA:O.

 

[LabRat]

The Barbarian in the trailer look like a skinny twig. Unless they will add body sliders.

 

[Swen]

The Barbarian in the trailer look like a skinny twig. Unless they will add body sliders.

You like BBW?

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

The Barbarian in the trailer look like a skinny twig. Unless they will add body sliders.

I don't think they will EVER add "body sliders" nor "face sliders" no matter how people bitch about it, because their tech isn't suited for morphing.
That said, they are supposed to ass ONE type of larger body later on. It should be pretty much the same currently used in game by the druid Halsin, if dataminers are to be trusted (and its female equivalent used by last-patch Karlach).

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

they are supposed to ass ONE type of larger body later on..

There really needs to be a slider for that.

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Too bad Larian doesn't know how to.

 

[Spectacle]

There is one thing I really don't understand about this thread:

Where does the association between chains and toilets come from????

 

[Harthwain]

There is one thing I really don't understand about this thread:

Where does the association between chains and toilets come from????

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