Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Konjad]

another minute to bear

 

[Larianshill]

One minute remains.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

The Paladin has been a reduced and simplified transplant of the 20th century pop-history image of the knight, specifically of the member of a military order.

The paladin is the D&D adaptation of the protagonist from Poul Anderson's classic fantasy novel Three Hearts and Three Lions, mixed with some similar influences from Arthurian/Carolingian legends. Never intended to be "historical".

 

[gurugeorge]

fextralife has 17.700 viewers on twitch

this world is doomed

They pay to be first on the searchboards / bury opponents, then have an automatically opening Twitch link in their pages.

Try searching for the fan-made, more accurate BG3 wiki online. Most links will be Fextra's.

https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Main_Page <this one

I know. That's why I'm depressed.

Truth be told, I see many more people railing against Fextra than I did a few years ago, when they reached their full swing with Dark Souls / DOS2 guides.

I don't mind their reviews and builds so much, it's those godawful useless half-empty wiki pages that come up first every fucking time when you're looking for something related to a game. Just fuck right off with that.

 

[Sarathiour]

Hope you chuds aren't playing this hateful garbage:

WTF are these goyim smoking? Did they convenient ignore the frogdemon, demon, and Hamite companions (all of which are bisexual). There was even an yellow slant-eye companion too right? I even bet Shadowheart and Minthara (or whatever her name is) have penises too. But it seems the first goy is mad because he can't force a character to take HRT like he would his children and the second goy is mad because you can make a female character wear skimpy clothes. Didn't feminists start all this nonsense about it being okay to dress like a whore? So wouldn't that be clothes shaming on their part according to their logic? Also why is the second goy "fat-shaming" when he should be against telling a tub of lard exactly what it is?

I don't know why the first goy doesn't like SS uniforms. My wife owns one and it makes me rock hard.

"Companies like this really shouldn't exist"

I have to agree with this. Larian shouldn't exist. I got tired of the Barrelmancy gimmick in Ego Draconis. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

"Both divinity games"
Those people really are retarded.

 

[Shrimp]

Hope you chuds aren't playing this hateful garbage:

WTF are these goyim smoking? Did they convenient ignore the frogdemon, demon, and Hamite companions (all of which are bisexual). There was even an yellow slant-eye companion too right? I even bet Shadowheart and Minthara (or whatever her name is) have penises too. But it seems the first goy is mad because he can't force a character to take HRT like he would his children and the second goy is mad because you can make a female character wear skimpy clothes. Didn't feminists start all this nonsense about it being okay to dress like a whore? So wouldn't that be clothes shaming on their part according to their logic? Also why is the second goy "fat-shaming" when he should be against telling a tub of lard exactly what it is?

I don't know why the first goy doesn't like SS uniforms. My wife owns one and it makes me rock hard.

"Companies like this really shouldn't exist"

I have to agree with this. Larian shouldn't exist. I got tired of the Barrelmancy gimmick in Ego Draconis. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

"Both divinity games"
Those people really are retarded.

Most people are oblivious to the fact that Larian and the Divinity series are over 20 years old. You see a lot of people refer to D:OS as just 'Divinity 1 and 2'

 

[Modron]

Most people are oblivious to the fact that Larian and the Divinity series are over 20 years old. You see a lot of people refer to D:OS as just 'Divinity 1 and 2'

Someday I know I'll see a screenshot of a forum post where someone says BG: Dark Alliance 1-2 are Baldur's Gate 1-2 (probably pretty soon with BG3's release) .

 

[mondblut]

Hope you chuds aren't playing this hateful garbage:

Nice try at reverse advertising, but I'm still not buying, shill.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Most people are oblivious to the fact that Larian and the Divinity series are over 20 years old. You see a lot of people refer to D:OS as just 'Divinity 1 and 2'

Someday I know I'll see a screenshot of a forum post where someone says BG: Dark Alliance 1-2 are Baldur's Gate 1-2 (probably pretty soon with BG3's release) .

Don't be ridiculous; the Dark Alliance games obviously aren't true Baldur's Gate games since they're real-time rather than turn-based.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Most people are oblivious to the fact that Larian and the Divinity series are over 20 years old. You see a lot of people refer to D:OS as just 'Divinity 1 and 2'

Someday I know I'll see a screenshot of a forum post where someone says BG: Dark Alliance 1-2 are Baldur's Gate 1-2 (probably pretty soon with BG3's release) .

Don't be ridiculous; the Dark Alliance games obviously aren't true Baldur's Gate games since they're real-time rather than turn-based.

So the D:OS games aren't true divinity games because they're turn based and not real time?