Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Farewell into the night]

I'm starting to believe that this game is extremely satanic. Same as World of Warcraft and Ultima 7.

 

[Sweeper]

I'm starting to believe that this game is extremely satanic. Same as World of Warcraft and Ultima 7.

Any RPG that has magic in it is satanic.
Back me up here bro
Last seen Aug 2. Must be lent again or some shit.

 

[Delterius]

First of all, yes. Second of all, they call him a dumb, ugly animal, soooo.

Which he immediately disproves because he knew of their dealings all along, tbh.

Are you a woman or a sexy trap?

He plays JRPGs

Well, his manhood is lost then chop or no chop.

jrpgs are the most heterosexual male of genres

 

[Joseph Stalin]

Well PC gamer proves they have memories of tadpoles. Article says they into shows the city of baldurs gate being attacked when Swen said already that's Yatar not BG.

It's obvious it's not Baldur's Gate just by the heraldry of the guards. Those plebeians have no right to miss something so obvious.

 

[fantadomat]

TL ; DR

demons and devil appear in BG3 and their alignment (of course) matter.
also Souls coins will be in BG 3.
not only the start of BG3 is going to be in hell.

Soooo basically swen got butthurt by nu kingmaker,scraped the original story and now you will be fighting against hordes of demons....buahahahahahahahaha what a massive cuck lol.

 

[Bara]

I swear though if they drag out the nameless one at any point in the game just because the blood war is apart of the plot the writers for this game will forever be on my shit list.

That's pretty much my last concern about playing the game past my annoyance that their calling this BG3

 

[Delterius]

TL ; DR

demons and devil appear in BG3 and their alignment (of course) matter.
also Souls coins will be in BG 3.
not only the start of BG3 is going to be in hell.

Soooo basically swen got butthurt by nu kingmaker,scraped the original story and now you will be fighting against hordes of demons....buahahahahahahahaha what a massive cuck lol.

The baby owlbear is proof of it.

Belgian Russian cold war when?

 

[Sweeper]

The baby owlbear is proof of it.

Belgian Russian cold war when?

The Russians have already won.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

I swear though if they drag out the nameless one at any point in the game just because the blood war is apart of the plot the writers for this game will forever be on my shit list.

That's pretty much my last concern about playing the game past my annoyance that their calling this BG3

Hate to break it to you, but the Evil Ending is canon in Planescape: Torment, so the Nameless One isn't in Hell.

EDIT: For the person who posted "citation needed" - the items you can buy from Deidre in Baldur's Gate II confirm that.

 

[Delterius]

The baby owlbear is proof of it.

Belgian Russian cold war when?

The Russians have already won.

That baby owlbear was real cute tho.

 

[Takamori]

The way the new rpgs keep throwing romance at you its gonna be a fucking achievement to reach the game end with a virgin character.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

The way the new rpgs keep throwing romance at you its gonna be a fucking achievement to reach the game end with a virgin character.

If you read into the Forgotten Realms lore, most of the various societies would be sexual degenerates by our standards. For example:
- incest between family members is treated as something natural,
- brothels are treated as little more than specialised massage parlours,
- female drow use magic to grow futa cocks (no, this is not a joke),
- male priests of Eilistraee have to spend a month each year transformed into women - with emphasis put on the HAVE to,
- most towns practise "revelries" - in other words, massive festivals/orgies,

 

[Sweeper]

If you read into the Forgotten Realms lore, most of the various societies would be sexual degenerates by our standards. For example:
- incest between family members is treated as something natural,
- brothels are treated as little more than specialised massage parlours,
- female drow use magic to grow futa cocks (no, this is not a joke),
- male priests of Eilistraee have to spend a month each year transformed into women - with emphasis put on the HAVE to,
- most towns practise "revelries" - in other words, massive festivals/orgies,

Let me guess, all of these are new additions to the fluff?

 

[Joseph Stalin]

If you read into the Forgotten Realms lore, most of the various societies would be sexual degenerates by our standards. For example:
- incest between family members is treated as something natural,
- brothels are treated as little more than specialised massage parlours,
- female drow use magic to grow futa cocks (no, this is not a joke),
- male priests of Eilistraee have to spend a month each year transformed into women - with emphasis put on the HAVE to,
- most towns practise "revelries" - in other words, massive festivals/orgies,

Let me guess, all of these are new additions to the fluff?

No, most of these have been set up by Ed Greenwood, the creator of the setting. I hate "grognards" who believe that "old-school" RPGs were bastions of a-political conservatism.

 

[Bara]

Hate to break it to you, but the Evil Ending is canon in Planescape: Torment, so the Nameless One isn't in Hell.

Thought all three endings of the game he ends up in hell no matter what?

 

[Sweeper]

No, most of these have been set up by Ed Greenwood, the creator of the setting. I hate "grognards" who believe that "old-school" RPGs were bastions of a-political conservatism.

it was pozzed from the beginning

 

[Bara]

Thought everyone knew by this point that Ed's into weird shit?

 

[Sweeper]

I don't know shit about the fluff, alls I know is mechanics.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

Hate to break it to you, but the Evil Ending is canon in Planescape: Torment, so the Nameless One isn't in Hell.

Thought all three endings of the game he ends up in hell no matter what?

No, the Evil Ending has you "kill" your mortality, thus you remain immortal.

 

[Bara]

I never did that ending but if you're right all the better as it's less justification they can use to try to bring him into the game.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

I never did that ending but if your right all the better as it's less justification they can use to try to bring him into the game.

Yes, I am right. There's even an ending (which requires a ludicrous amount of Charisma) which lets you keep your immortality AND not kill off your companions.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

Just finished the final (?) chapter of Minsc's comic series, released a few days ago. Yep, he still has amnesia, though Boo is filling him in with the stories of their adventures (and it's left intentionally vague whether he means the events of the comics, or of the games, or both). Yes, he is heading to Baldur's Gate. Yes, he's in the city of Elturel, which has been brought back from Hell.

It's confirmed, ladies and gentlemen. Our lovable ranger is going to be in the game.

Got anything to add, Swen, you rascal?

 

[Lacrymas]

Let me guess, all of these are new additions to the fluff?

Non-status-quo expressions/fantasies of sexuality are not a recent invention.

 

[Storyfag]

- male priests of Eilistraee have to spend a month each year transformed into women - with emphasis put on the HAVE to,

Serves 'em right for worshipping this joke.

 

[Takamori]

The way the new rpgs keep throwing romance at you its gonna be a fucking achievement to reach the game end with a virgin character.

If you read into the Forgotten Realms lore, most of the various societies would be sexual degenerates by our standards. For example:
- incest between family members is treated as something natural,
- brothels are treated as little more than specialised massage parlours,
- female drow use magic to grow futa cocks (no, this is not a joke),
- male priests of Eilistraee have to spend a month each year transformed into women - with emphasis put on the HAVE to,
- most towns practise "revelries" - in other words, massive festivals/orgies,

I know the piss wizard magical isn't something new, I think my statement was badly written, its more related to PC games. Dunno if I was too young and naive to understand back in the days if the game was like LOOK SON THIS CHICK/DUDE WANTS TO BANG YOU or if its an actual thing that romance became a fucking minesweeper game where you have 100% focus to not end up in bed.
Or could be neither and I'm just autistic.